scotty Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 42 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well yes, really. Every woman seems to jump on this 'sexual harrassment' band wagon at the slightest suggestion to suck your cock under the desk. The world has gone mad if you can't even force your secretary to give you a blowjob any more, drew. "Sexual harassment," pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well yes, really. Every woman seems to jump on this 'sexual harrassment' band wagon at the slightest suggestion to suck your cock under the desk. Two things here, Drew One, I doubt that the massive wheels on your mobility scooter would fit under a desk. Two, I doubt any woman would go near your cock, what with you sitting in your scooter all day looking the spitting image of a disturbed Davros the Dalek, you shrivelled, bald old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Two things here, Drew One, I doubt that the massive wheels on your mobility scooter would fit under a desk. Two, I doubt any woman would go near your cock, what with you sitting in your scooter all day looking the spitting image of a disturbed Davros the Dalek, you shrivelled, bald old cunt. You left out sad between bald and old you soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 18 hours ago, Bubbles said: Mixed feelings on your post, Baws. Yes, I should've set her on fire, but alas I couldn't find my pocket-guide to management by Roops, so was at a loss as to what steps to take. No, I'm not getting crucified, I just don't have the time to explain every individual point to our very own autistic gash-flasher. You've got soft, Bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You left out sad between bald and old you soppy cunt. Gents, Drew the alopecia ravaged field mouse, prefers to be labelled 'pathetic'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Gents, Drew the alopecia ravaged field mouse, prefers to be labelled 'pathetic'. Fuck off and nom something you lazy Welsh cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Fuck off and nom something you lazy Welsh cunt. Withers, you grouchy cunt. I get the feeling you haven't got your end away in a while, judging by your even more miserable demeanour than usual. Have the geese been laid low by avian flu again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Fuck off and nom something you lazy Welsh cunt. Hahaha! I would, but Roops keeps hijacking them, destroying my suggestions and making me look foolish.......what's Pays Basque like this time of year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Hahaha! I would, but Roops keeps hijacking them, destroying my suggestions and making me look foolish Bubs, I didn't like to say, but your latest run in with Roops was like watching someone thrown to the lions. Have you considered counseling? It helped me after the various maulings I've received by her liver spotted hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: Two things here, Drew One, I doubt that the massive wheels on your mobility scooter would fit under a desk. Two, I doubt any woman would go near your cock, what with you sitting in your scooter all day looking the spitting image of a disturbed Davros the Dalek, you shrivelled, bald old cunt. power corrupts Decs, and the cheap desperate slags they employ at our place will do anything for a piece of the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bubs, I didn't like to say, but your latest run in with Roops was like watching someone thrown to the lions. Have you considered counseling? It helped me after the various maulings I've received by her liver spotted hands. Fair point, there's not many intellectual heavyweights here who could take her on and survive. I kept waking up in cold sweats last night. The pain from the verbal battering must've had an underlying effect on my small brain. I've decided to work from home today, I wouldn't want to drag anyone else down with my troubles. I'm good like that. Good luck if she ever turns on you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Fair point, there's not many intellectual heavyweights here who could take her on and survive. I kept waking up in cold sweats last night. The pain from the verbal battering must've had an underlying effect on my small brain. I've decided to work from home today, I wouldn't want to drag anyone else down with my troubles. I'm good like that. Good luck if she ever turns on you again. I might have a bash at her later this afternoon, bubble. I'm thinking subtle sideways approach.. double back two-time. Watch and learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: I might have a bash at her later this afternoon, bubble. I'm thinking subtle sideways approach.. double back two-time. Watch and learn. Godspeed, Franko, I'll have my pen and paper ready to take notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I might have a bash at her later this afternoon, bubble. I'm thinking subtle sideways approach.. double back two-time. Watch and learn. Frank, it was bad enough dealing with my own low self-esteem after Mrs. R took me apart. I don't think that I could handle watching one of my heroes being emasculated by that vicious harpy as well. Please don't even attempt it. I wouldn't want my last memory of your CC story to be you quivering under a brutal assault, unable to stop the onslaught of Roops' perpetual motion cunting machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 I am writing to the Manchester Tin Cans and Damp String Corporation requesting my tinterweb is disconjoined due to paranoia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I am writing to the Manchester Tin Cans and Damp String Corporation requesting my tinterweb is disconjoined due to paranoia. No doubt your postal-round duties have finished so you've hit the ale early doors, Manky, but please keep your inane nonsense to yourself, the more educated cunts of the corner are engaged in serious discussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 One of our office temps is a martyr to my ogling gaze when trying to look up her skirt every time she bends over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: power corrupts Decs, and the cheap desperate slags they employ at our place will do anything for a piece of the action. Yes, quite right Drew. I can imagine you calling some slattern in to your office under the pretence of an appraisal, and then setting your scooter on its highest setting as you chase her around the desk with your cock out whilst screeching "exsperminate". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: One of our office temps is a martyr to my ogling gaze when trying to look up her skirt every time she bends over. According to cunts in these parts, it seems you have a few options, Gong. Force yourself upon her, burn her, tell her to fuck off, or fist her with a glove on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubbles said: According to cunts in these parts, it seems you have a few options, Gong. Force yourself upon her, burn her, tell her to fuck off, or fist her with a glove on. I haven't decided yet what to do about her except to say that If she doesn't succumb to my advances she'll be looking for a new job next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 32 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I haven't decided yet what to do about her except to say that If she doesn't succumb to my advances she'll be looking for a new job next week. Fair play, I like your style. Sack her and bang her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fair play, I like your style. Sack her and bang her? Or vice versa. If the flirtsome young filly can live up to my high standards of the carnal kind she's got a job for life, or for as long as she can keep up looking damn good in a short skirt and heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: According to cunts in these parts, it seems you have a few options, Gong. Force yourself upon her, burn her, tell her to fuck off, or fist her with a glove on. "or"? I'm surrounded by fucking amateurs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Lukers, I don't know if you have ever noticed this before, but Wiz seems to have an almost Admin like obsession with Roops. My guess is that they are both wanking with the same fist over Roops' star turn in the 1999 edition of "Hypertrichosis Honeys". I don't know what this is about, but if you do, please explain. If you don't, I can only assume you don't want to make yourself look like a bigger simpleton than what you are already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 5 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Or vice versa. If the flirtsome young filly can live up to my high standards of the carnal kind she's got a job for life, or for as long as she can keep up looking damn good in a short skirt and heels. Sounds ok. A whore in the bedroom- a slut in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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