Guest MikeD Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: You're my favourite. You'll forgive my cynicism but I'm not entirely sure you're being sincere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: You'll forgive my cynicism but I'm not entirely sure you're being sincere. I'm drunk, Mike. I've decided to have a long bank holiday weekend. Is Ding ignoring me? He hasn't responded to my hilarious quips in a while. What's occuring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You've lost your house haven't you Decs? Not to worry, I'm sure Frank will only be too happy to have you doss down beside him in the Elephant and Castle subways in his piss stained sleeping bag as he regales you with bullshit stories of his travels to exotic locations in his make-believe yacht. You're scraping the barrel, gyppo.. you disgusting unwashed, grey-matted-fannied, reggae dancing stink bomb. You make me sick you thick thieving whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: You're scraping the barrel, gyppo.. you disgusting unwashed, grey-matted-fannied, reggae dancing stink bomb. You make me sick you thick thieving whore. I was reminded of you today. As I walked by a particularly pungent pile of dogshit, I thought to myself: 'I wonder which bridge that baldie bullshitter is sleeping under tonight?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm drunk, Mike. I've decided to have a long bank holiday weekend. If you're already drunk and it's only Thursday we're all going to have a long bank holiday weekend Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: As we already know, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are entitled to free prescriptions. The Scots also have a free higher education system for young undergraduates, and the Welsh offer a non-repayable grant of over 5k towards their own undergraduates' university education. Something I didn't know until today was how unfairly the homeless are treated in England compared to the rest of Britain. Unless you are deemed a priority, i.e. have children, physical or mental health issues, local authorities are under no obligation to provide you with accommodation if you have lost your home through no fault of your own. In Scotland, LA's are legally required to provide shelter for all members of society, regardless of circumstance, and in Wales, councils are obliged to find accommodation for all homeless people, within 56 days of losing their home. I entirely understand that countries with smaller populations are more able to indulge in socially progressive policies, but could the rest of the UK afford to be as altruistic as they are without the vast tax revenues that are generated in England? I have no problem contributing to a generous socialist policy in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. What I do mind is that in England, we are left to the mercies of our own personal circumstances, and if life deals you a bad hand, you are more fucked than someone who lives across our northern and western borders. Life isn't fair as we all know, but it's even less fair if you're English. You are forgetting one key point in this.....98% of Scotland and Wales housing stock is actually council. So it's not that they are more benevolent than England it's just that they have so many empty unused flats and houses everyone who wants one can have one. Thatcher sold our housing stock off but housing associations do fill a gap. To be fair it's not like there are scenes from 28 days later in every city with mindless homeless zombie hoards walking the streets every night in their tens of thousands......unless you have ever been to Newcastle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 22 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: You are forgetting one key point in this.....98% of Scotland and Wales housing stock is actually council. So it's not that they are more benevolent than England it's just that they have so many empty unused flats and houses everyone who wants one can have one. Thatcher sold our housing stock off but housing associations do fill a gap. To be fair it's not like there are scenes from 28 days later in every city with mindless homeless zombie hoards walking the streets every night in their tens of thousands......unless you have ever been to Newcastle? Frequently, and that description isn't far off, especially down the Bigg... Tuesday nights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: You're scraping the barrel, gyppo.. you disgusting unwashed, grey-matted-fannied, reggae dancing stink bomb. You make me sick you thick thieving whore. Dont get mad at me. It wasn't me who stole your shoes from under your bed in the doss house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 12 hours ago, Manky said: I sleep easily at night knowing my hard earned taxes are invested wisely by my betters to help all the people worse off than myself. I am also confident that the 40 trillion pounds we give to help Scotland, Wales, Ulster, the Indian space programme, countless African dictators home building projects, Romanian people smugglers, the Afghan Taliban, charity bosses and domestic politicians get rich will be paid back in full and promptly if we ever find ourselves short of a bob or two. You can celebrate all this at the canal street venues over the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 13 hours ago, Decimus said: As we already know, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are entitled to free prescriptions. The Scots also have a free higher education system for young undergraduates, and the Welsh offer a non-repayable grant of over 5k towards their own undergraduates' university education. Something I didn't know until today was how unfairly the homeless are treated in England compared to the rest of Britain. Unless you are deemed a priority, i.e. have children, physical or mental health issues, local authorities are under no obligation to provide you with accommodation if you have lost your home through no fault of your own. In Scotland, LA's are legally required to provide shelter for all members of society, regardless of circumstance, and in Wales, councils are obliged to find accommodation for all homeless people, within 56 days of losing their home. I entirely understand that countries with smaller populations are more able to indulge in socially progressive policies, but could the rest of the UK afford to be as altruistic as they are without the vast tax revenues that are generated in England? I have no problem contributing to a generous socialist policy in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. What I do mind is that in England, we are left to the mercies of our own personal circumstances, and if life deals you a bad hand, you are more fucked than someone who lives across our northern and western borders. Life isn't fair as we all know, but it's even less fair if you're English. Spot on Decs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Frequently, and that description isn't far off, especially down the Bigg... Tuesday nights... OOOOO, just spotted the next ex Mrs Fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Fatty said: OOOOO, just spotted the next ex Mrs Fatty The one in pink or the ginger bloke behind her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The one in pink or the ginger bloke behind her? Any of the fatty's, fucking hate ginger cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 35 minutes ago, Fatty said: Any of the fatty's, fucking hate ginger cunts The one on the left looks uncannily like Mr Stay Puft. I am strangely aroused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 56 minutes ago, Punkape said: You can celebrate all this at the canal street venues over the weekend. Fuck off with your obsession with Anal Street and die you fucking gay spacker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 19 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm drunk, Mike. I've decided to have a long bank holiday weekend. Is Ding ignoring me? He hasn't responded to my hilarious quips in a while. What's occuring? What do you think this is, a fucking AA meeting? Get a grip on yourself, for fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 21 minutes ago, MikeD said: What do you think this is, a fucking AA meeting? Get a grip on yourself, for fuck sake. I've had a lovely day off, Mike. This morning I gamboled and frolicked in a wild meadow full of daffodils, and at lunch time I fed the ducks. This afternoon I have been working on a three page apology to Ding. Do you know what his favourite type of flower is? I'd hate to appear disingenuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've had a lovely day off, Mike. This morning I gamboled and frolicked in a wild meadow full of daffodils, and at lunch time I fed the ducks. This afternoon I have been working on a three page apology to Ding. Do you know what his favourite type of flower is? I'd hate to appear disingenuous. You been in Wales? Now that's getting fucking desperate. I didn't think anyone could look a bigger cunt than Morrissey where daffodils were involved. I stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 23 hours ago, Decimus said: Life isn't fair as we all know, but it's even less fair if you're English. Shocking Deco, you utter spastic. Just leave Britain for a while, come back and you will realise it is still the best country in the world, and in many ways, England especially. It is choc abloc with beautiful countryside and villages. Still loads of great pubs. Most people are still considerate and polite (more so than anywhere else, I find). It has more history in such a small area than anywhere else in the world. Serious crime is still fairly low. Cost of living isn't bad. We don't get any real extremes of weather. And I find English women have the biggest tits in Europe (with the Krauts a close second). . In fact the only thing that would have improved it immensely would have been Germany winning the war......... And Scotland winning the world cup in 1966. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The one on the left looks uncannily like Mr Stay Puft. I am strangely aroused. She's apparently a Marine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Shocking Deco, you utter spastic. Just leave Britain for a while, come back and you will realise it is still the best country in the world, and in ma ny ways, England especially. It is choc abloc with beautiful countryside and villages. Still loads of great pubs. Most people are still considerate and polite (more so than anywhere else, I find). It has more history in such a small area than anywhere else in the world. Serious crime is still fairly low. Cost of living isn't bad. We don't get any real extremes of weather. And I find English women have the biggest tits in Europe (with the Krauts a close second). . In fact the only thing that would have improved it immensely would have been Germany winning the war......... And Scotland winning the world cup in 1966. Jackers, as a man of means, I love Ye Olde England. I was more talking about our less salubrious citizens such as Manky. Being a dosser pays more in the celtic fringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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