Eddie Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 No point in a convertible car in this country. Pointless to the extreme, the two good days a year can be managed with the air conditioning. Only cunts buy convertible cars, if you require further evidence look at type of person who drives a car with the roof down, ray ban aviators and fake tans. Look at me cunts trying to hide the fact that they are shivering because the sun is out but it's freezing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: No point in a convertible car in this country. Pointless to the extreme, the two good days a year can be managed with the air conditioning. Only cunts buy convertible cars, if you require further evidence look at type of person who drives a car with the roof down, ray ban aviators and fake tans. Look at me cunts trying to hide the fact that they are shivering because the sun is out but it's freezing. Can you imagine Fatty in a convertible . It would look like a skip full of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: No point in a convertible car in this country. Pointless to the extreme, the two good days a year can be managed with the air conditioning. Only cunts buy convertible cars, if you require further evidence look at type of person who drives a car with the roof down, ray ban aviators and fake tans. Look at me cunts trying to hide the fact that they are shivering because the sun is out but it's freezing. The usual cry of the jealous, impoverished,socialist, gay and low grade civil servant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: The usual cry of the jealous, impoverished,socialist, gay and low grade civil servant. I bet you love convertibles. Without them you'd be out of a job washing cars with the other Pole proles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I bet you love convertibles. Without them you'd be out of a job washing cars with the other Pole proles. .....from one of the "great unwashed"........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 48 minutes ago, Eddie said: No point in a convertible car in this country. Pointless to the extreme, the two good days a year can be managed with the air conditioning. Only cunts buy convertible cars, if you require further evidence look at type of person who drives a car with the roof down, ray ban aviators and fake tans. Look at me cunts trying to hide the fact that they are shivering because the sun is out but it's freezing. I once had a car that converted into a robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: The usual cry of the jealous, impoverished,socialist, gay and low grade civil servant. Not at all, even cunts in two bob cars with the roof down qualify. It's not about cost you fucking moron lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: The usual cry of the jealous, impoverished,socialist, gay and low grade civil servant. I was not aware that the motability scheme allowed cars of this type or price range. how did you manage to afford one on your allowance Pinky....ah ...you must have modified your Honda Jazz in a back street garage I should think. Beware it will leak in inclement weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 My mate has a Ford Focus and didn't realise it was a convertible until one day it converted into a piece of street art with a lamppost growing through the engine compartment. Everybody thought I had gone soft when I taped flowers to the lamppost but the lamppost was 21 that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 49 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I once had a car that converted into a robot. The 70s ones are worth a small fortune now. I binned 8 of them a while back. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Personally I'm all for cunts who drive with the roof down. Bestgore has some great examples of what happens to the occupants of BMW convertibles in the event of sudden deceleration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Can you imagine Fatty in a convertible . It would look like a skip full of shit I'll have you know I look good in my convertable shithead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Not at all, even cunts in two bob cars with the roof down qualify. It's not about cost you fucking moron lol. Cost in your case. Your idea of heaven would be getting sucked off by the local dustman in the back of an MR 2. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cost in your case. Your idea of heaven would be getting sucked off by the local dustman in the back of an MR 2. lol Are you offering then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cost in your case. Your idea of heaven would be getting sucked off by the local dustman in the back of an MR 2. lol MR2's did not have a back seat punky. Do you like to feel the wind in your hair Frank, opps, hope your hair loss in nothing trivial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 49 minutes ago, Fatty said: I'll have you know I look good in my convertable shithead Convertible !!. I have told you before , face in dictionary , not pie , you thick lard arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 29 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Convertible !!. I have told you before , face in dictionary , not pie , you thick lard arse. A full stop after an exclamation point? I hope you get shot to ribbons during an Eagles Of Death Metal concert, you hypocritical grammar Nazi cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: MR2's did not have a back seat punky. Do you like to feel the wind in your hair Frank, opps, hope your hair loss in nothing trivial. No, but there was enough room for a couple of reasonable sized suitcases... maybe he likes to get very close to his clients? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Cost in your case. Your idea of heaven would be getting sucked off by the local dustman in the back of an MR 2. lol I have an MR2 Roadster and confirm that there is no such thing as a back. Unless the bin man is a pedal bin man (that one's for you manx) size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Near where I live, in our apocalyptic post industrial landscape, we have a number of low bridges that convert double decker buses to single deckers. All that is needed for the rather rapid conversion is the addition of a rather stupid bus driver, sort of Spunkape on Tremazipan. My solution of moving the drivers cab up by one floor has been turned down even though it would remove the cunts from the gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: ... sort of Spunkape on Tremazipan. What the fuck is Spunkape doing with marzipan? He doesn't strike me as a Battenburg sort of chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck is Spunkape doing with marzipan? He doesn't strike me as a Battenburg sort of chap. More of a cream puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck is Spunkape doing with marzipan? He doesn't strike me as a Battenburg sort of chap. I seem to recall Spunkape going on at length about him using Battenburg to line his bomb bay. Didn't understand what he meant though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have an MR2 Roadster and confirm that there is no such thing as a back. Unless the bin man is a pedal bin man (that one's for you manx) size. Do you go out of your way to cunt yourself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: My mate has a Ford Focus and didn't realise it was a convertible until one day it converted into a piece of street art with a lamppost growing through the engine compartment. Everybody thought I had gone soft when I taped flowers to the lamppost but the lamppost was 21 that day. I love those roadside shrines. Saves me having to buy a fucking bunch myself. However, be careful to take the RIP card off. Especially when visiting someone in hospital. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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