Guest deebom Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just caught the tale end of and ad for the British soap awards. Best Soap Best actor And best something or other, I've forgotten already. Probably hairstyle or something. Soaps are utter drivel. Badly written, badly acted and beaming misery and despair into millions of households every fucking night of the week. Drip drip drip. I cuss everyone I know for letting their children watch this shit. Fair enough, if you're a fuckwitted pea brained adult and you want to subject yourself to this crap, but dont let children watch it. It's akin to child abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just now, deebom said: Just caught the tale end of and ad for the British soap awards. Best Soap Best actor And best something or other, I've forgotten already. Soaps are utter drivel. Badly written, badly acted and beaming misery and despair into millions of households every fucking night of the week. Drip drip drip. I cuss everyone I know for letting their children watch this shit. Fair enough, if you're a fuckwitted pea brained adult and you want to subject yourself to this crap, but dont let children watch it. It's akin to child abuse. As the house of lords is a retirement home for failed politicians who are no longer in full command of their lying capability, the soap operas are a retirement home for failed and mediocre actors just before they completely lose it to don an admirals uniform to sell insurance. Soaps are in existence to keep the sheep population compliant and occupied, not to provide any form of entertainment. Trouble is that they are getting stronger and longer as the population becomes more and more dense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I used to like Daz but find Fairy is more me now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 23 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I used to like Daz but find Fairy is more me now ! Is that some sort of tacit admission of something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Mrs Manky watches them ad nauseum but at least it gives me the chance to finish my degree in Bitch nuns on heat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 More useless awards for cunts just going to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 24 minutes ago, Manky said: Mrs Manky watches them as nauseum but at least it gives me the chance to finish my degree in Bitch nuns on heat You need to divorce her and for good measure suffocate her with one of those see through plastic bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 30 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You need to divorce her and for good measure suffocate her with one of those see through plastic bags. I would say one of those black bin liners would be more advisable, reduces ones own suffering you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: Just caught the tale end of and ad for the British soap awards. Best Soap Best actor And best something or other, I've forgotten already. Probably hairstyle or something. Soaps are utter drivel. Badly written, badly acted and beaming misery and despair into millions of households every fucking night of the week. Drip drip drip. I cuss everyone I know for letting their children watch this shit. Fair enough, if you're a fuckwitted pea brained adult and you want to subject yourself to this crap, but dont let children watch it. It's akin to child abuse. You think that's bad, db, Lenny Henry is receiving a BAFTA tonight for 'services to television'. Other attendees include Peter Kay, Idris Elba, Hugh Bonneville and Miranda Fucking Hart. If ever an event should be blown to kingdom cunt by ISIS, the BAFTA's is it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: I used to like Daz but find Fairy is more me now ! More like Omo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You think that's bad, db, Lenny Henry is receiving a BAFTA tonight for 'services to television'. Other attendees include Peter Kay, Idris Elba, Hugh Bonneville and Miranda Fucking Hart. The rotting corpse of Jade Goody has a better claim for an award for "services to television". At least she made me laugh once, when she died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I used to like Daz but find Fairy is more me now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: You need to divorce her and for good measure suffocate her with one of those see through plastic bags. Bill, that's ridiculously spiteful, and terrible legal advice- if one is sleeves rolled up for a bit of murder, why expose oneself and ones dear wife to a harrowing and expensive civil court procedure. The criminal court is by comparison a fucking bargain - quids in- top barristers on it for free! Much better than an acrimonious divorce by a long shot. Sure, there's about 9 years to do in gaol being bummed by some tattooed hippo, but that's probably better than having to listen to and chuck muck up Mankys Rottweiler of a wife for an equivalent period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The rotting corpse of Jade Goody has a better claim for an award for "services to television". At least she made me laugh once, when she died. I'm glad she's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: Lenny Henry is receiving a BAFTA tonight for 'services to television'. Maybe it's because he's not on there so much these days. He'll be up for a Knighthood when he completely fucks off. Nothing to with him being bla......forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Maybe it's because he's not on there so much these days. He'll be up for a Knighthood when he completely fucks off. Nothing to with him being bla......forget it. He has one hasn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: He has one hasn't he? Has he? I don't know Gyps. That's how much interest I take in the boring prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Nothing to do with him being bla..... As if Snatch, as if. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 You mean A Token? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: a pint of that really would clean your colon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 10 hours ago, Bubbles said: You think that's bad, db, Lenny Henry is receiving a BAFTA tonight for 'services to television'. Other attendees include Peter Kay, Idris Elba, Hugh Bonneville and Miranda Fucking Hart. If ever an event should be blown to kingdom cunt by ISIS, the BAFTA's is it. This cunting shite is on now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, deebom said: This cunting shite is on now... Fuck that shit, it doesn't get any airtime in my place. Hopefully when I'm browsing the news tomorrow my ISIS wish will have come true. Although I'd settle for a disgruntled waiter gunning the luvvy cunts down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: a pint of that really would clean your colon A pint of this worked wonders for Marc Almond by all accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: More like Omo! 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A pint of this worked wonders for Marc Almond by all accounts. Bubbles won a drinking competition with Marc almond once ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 23 hours ago, luke swarm said: As the house of lords is a retirement home for failed politicians who are no longer in full command of their lying capability, the soap operas are a retirement home for failed and mediocre actors just before they completely lose it to don an admirals uniform to sell insurance. Soaps are in existence to keep the sheep population compliant and occupied, not to provide any form of entertainment. Trouble is that they are getting stronger and longer as the population becomes more and more dense. Most of these untalented, worthless cunts are already peddling Tenas so they can afford the fare to Dignitas when their time is up. They are much better selling their nappies than they could have ever dreamed in their actual acting career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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