Bubba C Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. Likewise sex dolls will become so realistic that there will no longer be any demand for clearly past it old slappers to expose themselves on the internet. Was there ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. Likewise sex dolls will become so realistic that there will no longer be any demand for clearly past it old slappers to expose themselves on the internet. ...even your "insults" are by rote , better let your mini-me take command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 24 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...even your "insults" are by rote , better let your mini-me take command. A feeble response with the obligatory emoji. Past it in both mind and body it would seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: A feeble response with the obligatory emoji. Past it in both mind and body it would seem. Ooer, colour me destroyed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ooer, colour me destroyed! Roops,,,if you carry on at this rate then there will be no one else for you to vanquish with your superior cunting Kung fu skills..........already you have so many trophys and severed heads on your mantelpiece that it is liable to dislodge with the weight. Only Snatch seems to be immune to your Voodoo and firepower.....the rest of us have been Rooperised and cunted good.....have a care will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My kitchen is huge. Its so big it has a kitchen in the kitchen. Thats only because you crashed your caravan into a restuarant... 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I quite liked his bin. Shut up woman, get back on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Roops,,,if you carry on at this rate then there will be no one else for you to vanquish with your superior cunting Kung fu skills..........already you have so many trophys and severed heads on your mantelpiece that it is liable to dislodge with the weight. Only Snatch seems to be immune to your Voodoo and firepower.....the rest of us have been Rooperised and cunted good.....have a care will you. Noted. The lad is certainly resilient for sure. Ignorance is bliss. As you know, I live for scoring points and chalking up victories on anonymous websites. I have a cunning plan to enhancing the boy's cognitive awareness. I've posted L-Dopa tablets in a Smartie tube for him. He'll see the error of his ways, albeit temporarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Noted. The lad is certainly resilient for sure. Ignorance is bliss. As you know, I live for scoring points and chalking up victories on anonymous websites. I have a cunning plan to enhancing the boy's cognitive awareness. I've posted L-Dopa tablets in a Smartie tube for him. He'll see the error of his ways, albeit temporarily. I thought you were supposed to be highly intelligent. Your not showing it much with these stupid childlike comments. Try showing us how grown up you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: I thought you were supposed to be highly intelligent. Your not showing it much with these stupid childlike comments. Try showing us how grown up you are. Well no hamster barbs from me Snatch, nor requests to kill yourself. Will that do for a start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Well no hamster barbs from me Snatch, nor requests to kill yourself. Will that do for a start? Carry on like that and you might just show us the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Carry on like that and you might just show us the way. I'm on a mission from God, if only he would give me more likes....its a punishment for being too sarky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm on a mission from God, if only he would give me more likes....its a punishment for being too sarky. If you can turn water into decent beer it would be a great start to new beginning. As for likes,don't worry yourself too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: You eat things from Kebab shops ? How disgusting. You don't know where the owners have been. I do know Abdul worked away since September 2001. On a Cuban oil rig called HMS Guantanamo or something like that. He showed me a photograph of him wearing his orange immersion suit in a shark cage. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: I do know Abdul worked away since September 2001. On a Cuban oil rig called HMS Guantanamo or something like that. He showed me a photograph of him wearing his orange immersion suit in a shark cage. Or something. Manky, you are aware that this Punkape fellow is incapable of any kind of independent response to our posts? Beyond a very specific set of subroutines, he can only answer yes/no/can I suck your cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Manky, you are aware that this Punkape fellow is incapable of any kind of independent response to our posts? Beyond a very specific set of subroutines, he can only answer yes/no/can I suck your cock? He might ask you about cock sucking. With me he talks freely about his work on Canal Street. He told me he earned 80 pounds 50p there one night. When I asked him who had given him 50p, he told me all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I do know Abdul worked away since September 2001. On a Cuban oil rig called HMS Guantanamo or something like that. He showed me a photograph of him wearing his orange immersion suit in a shark cage. Or something. Which hand does he wipe his arse with ? (No paper required) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Which hand does he wipe his arse with ? Neither. His anal douching routine relies upon the regular rim jobs that you give him in lieu of payment for your daily order of 20 chicken nuggets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Neither. His anal douching routine relies upon the regular rim jobs that you give him in lieu of payment for your daily order of 20 chicken nuggets. Intricate knowledge of technique....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Intricate knowledge of technique....... Indeed. That's why my credit extends to 30 chicken nuggets instead of 20. He also throws in a couple of cherryade Panda Pops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. That's why my credit extends to 30 chicken nuggets instead of 20. He also throws in a couple of cherryade Panda Pops. You dirty pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 On 10 May 2016 at 4:06 PM, Decimus said: A feeble response with the obligatory emoji. Past it in both mind and body it would seem. How come the Emoji thread was off-lined? I don't think it was suggested anyone was any kind of pervert. It seemed to be going pretty well and generating a chuckle, till cold water was poured on it. And where is the Withers? Poor display of grit from him, he burst like a bag of crisps under low to medium pressure. I must say I am surprised, I was sure he had more spunk in his belly than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 46 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: How come the Emoji thread was off-lined? I don't think it was suggested anyone was any kind of pervert. It seemed to be going pretty well and generating a chuckle, till cold water was poured on it. And where is the Withers? Poor display of grit from him, he burst like a bag of crisps under low to medium pressure. I must say I am surprised, I was sure he had more spunk in his belly than that. I fear that it may have antagonised the wrong people......sounds like someone may have put in a complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: How come the Emoji thread was off-lined? I don't think it was suggested anyone was any kind of pervert. It seemed to be going pretty well and generating a chuckle, till cold water was poured on it. And where is the Withers? Poor display of grit from him, he burst like a bag of crisps under low to medium pressure. I must say I am surprised, I was sure he had more spunk in his belly than that. It's a fucking disgrace is what it is. I can only assume that admin's hat has fallen off and he's got a bad case of sun stroke, because it didn't break any of his precious rules. There's a dirty stench of pies and gravy surrounding this, which leads me to the conclusion that Ding's been up to his old grassing tricks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 On 10/05/2016 at 8:40 AM, Cuntybaws said: Wickes kitchens have their place for the family on a budget with a more, shall we say, bijou residence. You know, the sort of place where there's no room to site a decent side-by-side fridge freezer with an ice maker. I believe they also do a budget bathroom range, so the sort of customer who lives in a tenement with shared bathroom facilities can always go the whole hog and actually install a toilet in the kitchen to avoid having to shit in an oversized bin when caught short after drinking a crate of £10 a bottle rosé. Leave gyppo out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a fucking disgrace is what it is. I can only assume that admin's hat has fallen off and he's got a bad case of sun stroke, because it didn't break any of his precious rules. There's a dirty stench of pies and gravy surrounding this, which leads me to the conclusion that Ding's been up to his old grassing tricks again. If you blinked you'd have missed the brief flash of red in the user list shortly after 11pm last night, apparently coincident with the mystery disappearance of the thread. It was PK rather than Admin, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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