West Ham thugs

[Eddie]

1 minute ago, Manky said:

You have made your bed, you must lie in it. Thank fuck there are real men and women on this site. The Justice League of Cunts have work to do.

The justice league of cunts are no match for the evil empire of cunts Dec's rules over. Join the dark side before its too late, save yourself before you disappear like MikeD.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The justice league of cunts are no match for the evil empire of cunts Dec's rules over. Join the dark side before its too late, save yourself before you disappear like MikeD.

Empires rise and fall. Decs is enjoying he sunshine now but these things are cyclical. The barbarian hoardes and Huns are always at the gates waiting to overrun the place. There's a million ProfBs, Rats, Wads, Jazzes and Manillas just waiting to stake a claim to this green and pleasant forum. 

[Guest Manky]

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The justice league of cunts are no match for the evil empire of cunts Dec's rules over. Join the dark side before its too late, save yourself before you disappear like MikeD.

We have specific super powers to deal with various threats. The five fingered glovenite for people from Norfolk, soapnite for the Potteries and a twattish/English phrasebook for southerners.

[Guest Manky]

3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Empires rise and fall. Decs is enjoying he sunshine now but these things are cyclical. The barbarian hoardes and Huns are always at the gates waiting to overrun the place. There's a million ProfBs, Rats, Wads, Jazzes and Manillas just waiting to stake a claim to this green and pleasant forum. 

Ah, Mr Stickers, we were expecting you. By the way, are the hoardes collectors of anything interesting? There must be hordes of them.

I saw a suspicious man stood at the end of the platform at Manchester Victoria Station. When he was going, he dropped a notebook. I recovered it and handed it to the police and told them, "Here is a list of 16,357 targets, including The Flying Scotsman, 5 times"

[scotty]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Could have been worse; could have thought you were Canadians!

That's a step too far. Retract it immediately. 

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

Empires rise and fall. Decs is enjoying he sunshine now but these things are cyclical. The barbarian hoardes and Huns are always at the gates waiting to overrun the place. There's a million ProfBs, Rats, Wads, Jazzes and Manillas just waiting to stake a claim to this green and pleasant forum. 

I don't mind telling you, during the Jazz war of March-July 2015, I was one jib jab away from showing the white flag. Luckily, a mysterious stranger appeared at the final hour bearing a musical potty. The rest as they say, is history.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 hour ago, Manky said:

Ah, Mr Stickers, we were expecting you. By the way, are the hoardes collectors of anything interesting? There must be hordes of them.

I saw a suspicious man stood at the end of the platform at Manchester Victoria Station. When he was going, he dropped a notebook. I recovered it and handed it to the police and told them, "Here is a list of 16,357 targets, including The Flying Scotsman, 5 times"

What is this utter claptrap? Are you sure you aren't infected with some kind of brain feasting parasite? 

[Decimus]

14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

What is this utter claptrap? Are you sure you aren't infected with some kind of brain feasting parasite? 

If he has been infected, there's slim pickings for the poor mite. Manky's brain only consists of 12 racist thoughts, one memory of getting an army beasting on the Brecon Beacons, and all the lyrics to the unabridged version of God Save The Queen.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Is Dec's some sort of super villain, a lex Luthor character, pulling the strings of us lesser mortals ?

I see his as being more like Krang from the ninja turtles. Bubbles is his Shredder.

 

[Guest Manky]

12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If he has been infected, there's slim pickings for the poor mite. Manky's brain only consists of 12 racist thoughts, one memory of getting an army beasting on the Brecon Beacons, and all the lyrics to the unabridged version of God Save The Queen.

And a partridge in a fucking pear tree.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Sorry manky, that's just silly talk. I am looking for promotion inside Dec's organisation, as soon as Bill dies a horrible death. You're on your own.

There's a vacancy now Withers has disgraced himself, Edders, all I ask is one favour.

Bill, Bubbles, Luke and I are going to Frank's restaurant at 3pm on Saturday for a sit down with the bore four. In the men's toilets, I have hidden a picture of a smiling black family with a flashing L.E.D. frame. On my signal, bring the picture out and set it in front of my enemies. The flashing lights will temporarily freeze Ding's body and mind due to the sensory overload of his autistic brain. Manky, not being able to be in the same room as even a picture of black people, will chuck himself head first through the window straight into the oncoming traffic of Piccadilly Circus. With Ding incapacitated and Manky dead, Bill will stab Roops and Mike to death with a butter knife, and plant his personal 2kg stash of Charlie on Ding's frozen form for the Old Bill to find.

Are you in?

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, scotty said:

That's a step too far. Retract it immediately. 

Its aboot right eh?

[Eddie]

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

There's a vacancy now Withers has disgraced himself, Edders, all I ask is one favour.

Bill, Bubbles, Luke and I are going to Frank's restaurant at 3pm on Saturday for a sit down with the bore four. In the men's toilets, I have hidden a picture of a smiling black family with a flashing L.E.D. frame. On my signal, bring the picture out and set it in front of my enemies. The flashing lights will temporarily freeze Ding's body and mind due to the sensory overload of his autistic brain. Manky, not being able to be in the same room as even a picture of black people, will chuck himself head first through the window straight into the oncoming traffic of Piccadilly Circus. With Ding incapacitated and Manky dead, Bill will stab Roops and Mike to death with a butter knife, and plant his personal 2kg stash of Charlie on Ding's frozen form for the Old Bill to find.

Are you in?

Sounds like a cunning plan. Will I have to leave the country for a while after the hit? I was thinking France with scrotes. 

[camberwell gypsy]

18 minutes ago, Decimus said:

There's a vacancy now Withers has disgraced himself, Edders, all I ask is one favour.

Bill, Bubbles, Luke and I are going to Frank's restaurant at 3pm on Saturday for a sit down with the bore four. In the men's toilets, I have hidden a picture of a smiling black family with a flashing L.E.D. frame. On my signal, bring the picture out and set it in front of my enemies. The flashing lights will temporarily freeze Ding's body and mind due to the sensory overload of his autistic brain. Manky, not being able to be in the same room as even a picture of black people, will chuck himself head first through the window straight into the oncoming traffic of Piccadilly Circus. With Ding incapacitated and Manky dead, Bill will stab Roops and Mike to death with a butter knife, and plant his personal 2kg stash of Charlie on Ding's frozen form for the Old Bill to find.

Are you in?

I'm just biding my time not taking sides and when you've all killed yourselves in a Lock stock manner, I will stride forward like a flame haired (well black) amazon and rule over all that is left. Mwahahahahahaaa!

Now where's me wonder woman outfit?

[Cuntybaws]

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I will stride forward like a flame haired (well black) amazon and rule over all that is left. Mwahahahahahaaa!

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; 

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; 

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Fuck off Oz

[Guest BrothersQuim]

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm just biding my time not taking sides and when you've all killed yourselves in a Lock stock manner, I will stride forward like a flame haired (well black) amazon and rule over all that is left. Mwahahahahahaaa!

Now where's me wonder woman outfit?

If it's the same one Frank was wearing at the CC Halloween bash you'll want to burn it and get another, the bore could be contagious.

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Manky said:

In my seminal work on the subject, " Cuntishness, Nature or Nurture", by Prof. Manky of the Cunt University. ISBN 24310155 published April 2016, I identified several strains of cuntishness. Selective cunting, (Baws, Nobgobbler,Ding, Roops et al) and Blanket Cunting (Decs, Bill, Spunkape and fellow travellers)

A grossly oversimplified paper, I'm afraid. A more cogent analysis would distinguish between precision cunting, surgical cunting, and carpet bombing. The true master-cunter (no names mentioned, but I think you all know that's me) moves effortlessly and at will between genres.

I am not a number; I am a free man!

[scotty]

40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

A grossly oversimplified paper, I'm afraid. A more cogent analysis would distinguish between precision cunting, surgical cunting, and carpet bombing. The true master-cunter (no names mentioned, but I think you all know that's me) moves effortlessly and at will between genres.

I am not a number; I am a free man!

I'm afraid that nobody is a free man any longer baws, regardless of what you might believe. We are all simply slaves to the system.

[Guest Manky]

43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

A grossly oversimplified paper, I'm afraid. A more cogent analysis would distinguish between precision cunting, surgical cunting, and carpet bombing. The true master-cunter (no names mentioned, but I think you all know that's me) moves effortlessly and at will between genres.

I am not a number; I am a free man!

There is a very good reason why everything I do is kept simple.

Any reference to The Prisoner will have Decs salivating at the memory of naked soap wrestling in the showers at The Scrubs.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Manky said:

And a partridge in a fucking pear tree.

Slim Pickings? Wasn't he in Blazing Saddles and Dr Strangelove?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm just biding my time not taking sides and when you've all killed yourselves in a Lock stock manner, I will stride forward like a flame haired (well black) amazon and rule over all that is left. Mwahahahahahaaa!

Now where's me wonder woman outfit?

Stop, you'll be giving me the horn and Neil will implode. Again.

6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

A grossly oversimplified paper, I'm afraid. A more cogent analysis would distinguish between precision cunting, surgical cunting, and carpet bombing. The true master-cunter (no names mentioned, but I think you all know that's me) moves effortlessly and at will between genres.

I am not a number; I am a free man!

Have you asked your wife?

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

Have you asked your wife?

She says I'm not allowed to tell you that.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

She says I'm not allowed to tell you that.

Don't they all?

[Guest N/A]

On 11 May 2016 at 10:08 PM, Punkape said:

After the recent Hillsborough inquest it was nice to see football moving in the right direction with the stoning/bottling of the Manchester team bus. Fucking morons.

This wasn't the fault of the Police.The same mindless attitudes amongst fans/thugs  which led to the disaster at Hillsborough are prevalent at West Ham and everywhere else in the ridiculous world of football.

West Ham is owned by the pornography axis of Gold and Sullivan.Nasty cunts.

Gold's daughter runs the Ann Summers Dildo retail empire.

Karen Brady the West Ham chief executive is an arrogant slag.

 

Correction..Karen Brady is an arrogant "ugly" slag !