Eddie Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 There must be a few normal people on benefits that could be featured on these programs. It seems there is a check list to satisfy before appearing, anyone would think there is an agenda. The list includes smoker, rotten teeth, untidy house, large tv, ugly kids, iPhone 6 and large shit leather settee. Frank how the fuck do you live like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 You forgot psycho pitbull looking dog playing with toddlers in shit strewn garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You forgot psycho pitbull looking dog playing with toddlers in shit strewn garden. Nice, also standard speech claiming "I would love a job me" , followed by a list of excuses why they can't actually do a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Nice, also standard speech claiming "I would love a job me" , followed by a list of excuses why they can't actually do a job. Usually "Back problem" and/or "mental health issue". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 You forget the obligatory car jacked up on bricks with half the engine strewn over the front yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Usually "Back problem" and/or "mental health issue". That'll be due to spending so much time on the fucker being plowed for next year's child benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 On 19/05/2016 at 10:42 PM, BrothersQuim said: That'll be due to spending so much time on the fucker being plowed for next year's child benefits. is that the blokes or the birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: is that the blokes or the birds? Difficult to tell the difference between most of them to be honest Ding my old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 On 19 May 2016 at 10:42 PM, BrothersQuim said: That'll be due to spending so much time on the fucker being plowed for next year's child benefits. These people have serious issues..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Difficult to tell the difference between most of them to be honest Ding my old bean. I know... the amount of times there's some lank haired blob with 48EEEs sagging over the front of their jeans, talking like their so tired they've shat 42 sprogs out of their vag then Voice Over Man introduces Oor Kev.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 On 19 May 2016 at 8:41 PM, camberwell gypsy said: You forgot psycho pitbull looking dog playing with toddlers in shit strewn garden. ...........Filled with a burnt out motor, old fridges and a caravan. The youngest daughter is pregnant at 15, the oldest daughter has kids who are 15, mum has a boyfriend who looks 15, the family tree is so fucked up and messy with branches everywhere, it looks like it's in Terry Waites allotment. No sign of a father figure at all, he's doing time. Fifth generation on the dole. Doors have punch holes in them, life revolves around benefits Thursday...but they can all afford 250 cigs a day and a monster bag of weed or if they are proper nobbers, bags of Spice ! Now if we lost our jobs we would get NIL,from the state. This lot get it all. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: These people have serious issues..? punk don't defend the neighbours....those are the cunts that stole,you spaz chariot, so you can't get out much anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Makes you feel right at home eh MC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 On 5/20/2016 at 11:20 PM, Monumental cunt said: No sign of a father figure at all, he's doing time And if not he's out working and claiming benefits at the same fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Axe Wound said: And if not he's out working and claiming benefits at the same fucking time. Welcome to the Corner Axe Wound. I hope you are at least middle class and have had a private education.Many of the contributors on here are absolute peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Welcome to the Corner Axe Wound. I hope you are at least middle class and have had a private education.Many of the contributors on here are absolute peasants. But we're still above you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Axe Wound said: And if not he's out working and claiming benefits at the same fucking time. I hope you turn out to be a comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Yard? You a yank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 On 20/05/2016 at 11:06 PM, BrothersQuim said: Difficult to tell the difference between most of them to be honest Ding my old bean. The women usually have the most tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 They call it poverty porn for a reason. For every benefit scrounging dolt there are 100 people who need and lawfully claim their benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 16 hours ago, Punkape said: middle class and have had a private education.Many of the contributors on here are absolute peasants. Dunno about that, Punk, too much sodomy for my liking. I do possess a few peasants though, just enough to run my meth labs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 37 minutes ago, Axe Wound said: Dunno about that, Punk, too much sodomy for my liking. I do possess a few peasants though, just enough to run my meth labs. What do you mean "meth labs"? Do you drink methylated spirit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 There are certainly a few pre-requisites to be on this programme, many listed above by fellow cunters. The norm very definitely is forearm tattooed "women" with yellowed teeth, bitten to the quick and scabby fingernails, lesbian haircuts, indelibly stained and washed-out Primark T-shirts which barely conceal their Brie-smelling and unctuous, unwashed, overweight blue-white corpulence, prolapsed vaginas hanging like two sides of tenderised veal sloshing about in their shit-stained thong, multi-coloured children, iPhones, 50 inch plasmas, disability car (and/or spack-chariot for the really morbidly obese bastards) and their shaven-headed K Cider-swilling, Union Jack tattooed bastard boyfriend of the moment, who walks with a stick for the camera. These cunts should be smelted into an asphalt additive to help repair streets all over the UK. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 As piss-smelling OAPs are wont to say, what we need is a good war. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As piss-smelling OAPs are wont to say, what we need is a good war. And how right those urine-soaked old cunts are, Mr B. We've plenty of ordnance, but nobody with the bollocks to start a square go. We could use all these benefits-gibbons as cannon fodder and send them over the top with their 6 packs of Carlsberg and 40 Lambert & Butler. Let's see how far they'd get whining for their DLA in Aleppo. I'll even chip in for their orange jump-suits. Fucking bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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