Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Firstly, let me say that out of the Big Four, I like Sainsbury's; extensive three-tier product range, good deli counter, quality greeting card choice and, dare I say it, a less eclectic customer base than one would find at Tesco or Asda. It's a shame then, that before one enters the hall of gastronomic loveliness you have to negotiate your way past Roma car-washers (to be fair, not a bad price for a half-decent job) and the judgmental stares of pleading charity collectors. On top of this we now have a more deadly obstacle to bypass before filling the shopping trolley. Now I don't know whether yesterday's dreadful incident at Hampton was due to an over-zealous National Blood Transfusion Service recruiter or a militant misogynist, but if this behaviour isn't checked pronto by store management then, Morrisons, here I come. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Top nom. It really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Premier Div sarcasm there Snatch.......However, mindful that you have anti-Roopster serum (L-Dopa ?) coursing through your veins, it's a One Nation generic one-size-fits-all cunting - a little bit for everyone. This nom has everything, charity collectors, food, racism, lower class scorn, shopping and violence. Shit, so keen am I to cater for all tastes, I even ensured there was a picture of a goose for the site's token irascible Frenchie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Roops, I would be interested to know your favourite supermarkets, listed in order. Knowing that sainsburys ranks near the top in your mind has been a compelling revelation and I want more Intel. Better yet, if you could compile multiple lists, based on choice, quality etcetera, that would be bloody smashing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Well I quite liked it. Little daily mail reader about it, snobbish, little racist and judgmental. Roops I may have had you completely wrong, would an application form to the southeast white knights be of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Roops, I would be interested to know your favourite supermarkets, listed in order. Knowing that sainsburys ranks near the top in your mind has been a compelling revelation and I want more Intel. Better yet, if you could compile multiple lists, based on choice, quality etcetera, that would be bloody smashing! Jeez, next you'll be asking which is my fav depilatory cream, which as you know, I order by the gallon, however I digress. To answer your question to the standard of geekynes you yearn for will, unfortunately, require Admin to dig into his notoriously shallow pockets to pay for an additional server and increased bandwidth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Well I quite liked it. Little daily mail reader about it, snobbish little racist and judgmental. Roops I may have had you completely wrong, would an application form to the southeast white knights be of interest? Hey, anyone who's pro Brexit can't be all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Hey, anyone who's pro Brexit can't be all bad. I am producing a whites knights calender for our membership, what month shall I put you down for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am producing a whites knights calender for our membership, what month shall I put you down for? My narcissistic mind says all of them, my business mind says none if you want to sell any...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I even ensured there was a picture of a goose for the site's token irascible Frenchie. That's a Canada goose. Plastic fucking Frenchies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Firstly, let me say that out of the Big Four, I like Sainsbury's; extensive three-tier product range, good deli counter, quality greeting card choice and, dare I say it, a less eclectic customer base than one would find at Tesco or Asda. It's a shame then, that before one enters the hall of gastronomic loveliness you have to negotiate your way past Roma car-washers (to be fair, not a bad price for a half-decent job) and the judgmental stares of pleading charity collectors. On top of this we now have a more deadly obstacle to bypass before filling the shopping trolley. Now I don't know whether yesterday's dreadful incident at Hampton was due to an over-zealous National Blood Transfusion Service recruiter or a militant misogynist, but if this behaviour isn't checked pronto by store management then, Morrisons, here I come. I love the picture of the goose, the rest is bollocks. Is it a gander or a goose, has it a mate, how old is it, where can I meet it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Firstly, let me say that out of the Big Four, I like Sainsbury's; extensive three-tier product range, good deli counter, quality greeting card choice and, dare I say it, a less eclectic customer base than one would find at Tesco or Asda. It's a shame then, that before one enters the hall of gastronomic loveliness you have to negotiate your way past Roma car-washers (to be fair, not a bad price for a half-decent job) and the judgmental stares of pleading charity collectors. On top of this we now have a more deadly obstacle to bypass before filling the shopping trolley. Now I don't know whether yesterday's dreadful incident at Hampton was due to an over-zealous National Blood Transfusion Service recruiter or a militant misogynist, but if this behaviour isn't checked pronto by store management then, Morrisons, here I come. This has to be the single most middle class nom I've ever read. What a load of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I love the picture of the goose, the rest is bollocks. Is it a gander or a goose, has it a mate, how old is it, where can I meet it. Well you're a fucking fake Frenchie then aren't you? You should be able to tell us everything about that goose from a single photo, age, sex (m/f not y/n), preference for wheat or barley, and whether it's a virgin or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: My narcissistic mind says all of them, my business mind says none if you want to sell any...... I have seen your work and compared to Mr April (manky) you've got nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Agentpeanut said: This has to be the single most middle class nom I've ever read. What a load of shit. Working class stock from the Valleys me. But I've worked hard and worked my way up to be hideously white, bourgeois and condescending. I also married a posh bloke, which was nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Well you're a fucking fake Frenchie then aren't you? You should be able to tell us everything about that goose from a single photo, age, sex (m/f not y/n), preference for wheat or barley, and whether it's a virgin or not... faux please you tripe swallowing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 A goose lurking in a car park. Has it a knife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 22 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: faux please you tripe swallowing cunt. Nope.. fake fuck frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Firstly, let me say that out of the Big Four, I like Sainsbury's; extensive three-tier product range, good deli counter, quality greeting card choice and, dare I say it, a less eclectic customer base than one would find at Tesco or Asda. It's a shame then, that before one enters the hall of gastronomic loveliness you have to negotiate your way past Roma car-washers (to be fair, not a bad price for a half-decent job) and the judgmental stares of pleading charity collectors. On top of this we now have a more deadly obstacle to bypass before filling the shopping trolley. Now I don't know whether yesterday's dreadful incident at Hampton was due to an over-zealous National Blood Transfusion Service recruiter or a militant misogynist, but if this behaviour isn't checked pronto by store management then, Morrisons, here I come. Who's the cunt ? I couldn't tell on account of the entire area of this nomination being full of dreary waffle, in which case you're the cunt, and an unwashed hairy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who's the cunt ? I couldn't tell on account of the entire area of this nomination being full of dreary waffle, in which case you're the cunt, and an unwashed hairy one. Are you addressing my goose you cunt . You truly are a bounder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who's the cunt ? I couldn't tell on account of the entire area of this nomination being full of dreary waffle, in which case you're the cunt, and an unwashed hairy one. Yacht II was my inspiration. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Eddie said: I am producing a whites knights calender for our membership, what month shall I put you down for? Movember 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Movember Inspired! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Movember Cocktober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 38 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Cocktober Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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