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Guest Axe Wound
4 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

 

See what I mean? Sort it out. 

Okay Bubsy, I think you've gone completely redneck now. What the actual fuck are you twattering on about?

You know what, fuck it, I'm not interested in your ineffective blather. See ya in Hell, cunt.

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I like the cut if your jib axe wound, a man of your intelligence can usually only be found holding up signs in a darts match crowd. I am not suprised you hate the goverment, with their bedroom tax now putting a dent in you weed growing profits. I bet you have dirty fingernails and a smelly arse, scum bag.

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Guest Axe Wound
12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I like the cut if your jib axe wound, a man of your intelligence can usually only be found holding up signs in a darts match crowd. I am not suprised you hate the goverment, with their bedroom tax now putting a dent in you weed growing profits. I bet you have dirty fingernails and a smelly arse, scum bag.

I've got immaculate fingernails, washed clean by your woman's pussy when I fingered her to the best orgasm of her life. Get some Viagra you impotent cunt. Why you at a darts match anyway? The rules of football or tennis outwit you?

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Guest Axe Wound
4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Stop being so negative. Are you Nigerian ?

Maybe, give me your bank account details and I'll give you a share of my Royal millions.

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21 minutes ago, Axe Wound said:

I've got immaculate fingernails, washed clean by your woman's pussy when I fingered her to the best orgasm of her life. Get some Viagra you impotent cunt. Why you at a darts match anyway? The rules of football or tennis outwit you?

Fingered, are you 12 years old?, did you also get to tit her up?  'women's pussy', are you black or American or down syndrome?

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Guest Axe Wound
Just now, Eddie said:

Ouch axe, that was a but spiteful, be a good boy and I will pop round and draw a pair of eyebrows on your downsie head. 

I'm trying to bite my own elbow right now so fuck off eh?

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11 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

All three from the looks of it Edders.

Agreed withers, the no eyebrow super strength downsy does have potential, he could soon overtake monumental cunt and become one of the corners greatest flids of all time.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
2 hours ago, Axe Wound said:

Okay Bubsy, I think you've gone completely redneck now. What the actual fuck are you twattering on about?

You know what, fuck it, I'm not interested in your ineffective blather. See ya in Hell, cunt.

They only mistake you made was about 18 years ago when you were discharged from your mums rancid axe wound

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Guest Axe Wound
1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

They only mistake you made was about 18 years ago when you were discharged from your mums rancid axe wound

How did I make that mistake you fucking thick cunt? And Mummy Axe Wound's axe wound is festering not rancid. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
7 minutes ago, Axe Wound said:

How did I make that mistake you fucking thick cunt? And Mummy Axe Wound's axe wound is festering not rancid. 

Not denying that it was about 18 years ago though? It shows in your posts you boy child masquerading as a proper cunt.

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1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Not denying that it was about 18 years ago though? It shows in your posts you boy child masquerading as a proper cunt.

Wouldn't matter to a cunt like you if I did tell you how old I am. Fossilised, mangy, set in your ways, shuffling old cunt. Take your stroke drooping, leathery face and set fire to it.

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1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Agreed withers, the no eyebrow super strength downsy does have potential, he could soon overtake monumental cunt and become one of the corners greatest flids of all time.

No no Edders,  this Ax Wound thingy will never outshine dear old MC. As we all soon realised MC is truly the King flid of all  Fliddom, the truly gold plated Quingo riding dribbler.

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Guest Ollyboro

Should've got her a trampoline, you tight cunt.*

 

 

 

*This comment was brought to you without any reference to kids and swinging. Due to recent board activity this would have been wholly inappropriate. And I rather suspect that Axe's daughter is biologically speaking a rank stranger to him. And embarrassed by him. And her cheap swing.

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7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Should've got her a trampoline, you tight cunt.*

 

 

 

*This comment was brought to you without any reference to kids and swinging. Due to recent board activity this would have been wholly inappropriate. And I rather suspect that Axe's daughter is biologically speaking a rank stranger to him. And embarrassed by him. And her cheap swing.

I don't know, Olly, I suspect his daughter has a fair amount of daddy's DNA in her. 

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Guest Ollyboro
12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I don't know, Olly, I suspect his daughter has a fair amount of daddy's DNA in her. 

Basic deduction, mate, basic fucking deduction. But what Mr.Womb isn't getting is that he shouldn't take the assorted truth-based insults personally. It's simply, we don't like new comers. We all know the Corner's finished. It's just nobody wants to say it. So, like bored party goers, we stand around desperately wanting somecunt to say they're leaving, so we can make our excuses and leave. And then a cunt like Womb shows up, all giddy because he's at a party, and every fucker ends up having to stay longer. The selfish 3rd rate swing building cunt. He's trying- and fucking failing- to pump life into a corpse.

To summarise: Womb is an impotent necrophiliac.

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Guest Ollyboro
1 minute ago, deebom said:

It's a  bit gay to buy a swing. Should of been a man and built one from wood you cut yourself. Is your wife at home alone during the day?

She's definitely at home during the day. She works nights.

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Guest Manky
7 minutes ago, deebom said:

It's a  bit gay to buy a swing. Should of been a man and built one from wood you cut yourself. 

If he had wood and rope, there are better things ho could build. The Pierpoint triple drop cunt swinger de-luxe for example.

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