Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Trendy wankers, only this time you can see how small a cock the dirty little shufters have... I, for one, would not sit on a fucking seat that some other naked fat hairy arsed sweaty bastard has had his crack on... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36506156 and it's not April 1st.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 The cunt says it's a "social experiment"... no it fucking isn't, it's trendy bollocks, literally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 In one month, they'll have Jim'll Fix It episodes re-airing, and it will be labeled "Family Friendly." It's a noncing pit in the making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Arse crack and sweaty parts on show in an eatery? It's fucking unhygienic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 I bet all the seats are complete with skid marks. Dirty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Trendy wankers, only this time you can see how small a cock the dirty little shufters have... I, for one, would not sit on a fucking seat that some other naked fat hairy arsed sweaty bastard has had his crack on... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36506156 and it's not April 1st.... A load of naked cyclists came past me earlier. Not one of them had anything to talk about in size and looks. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: In one month, they'll have Jim'll Fix It episodes re-airing, and it will be labeled "Family Friendly." It's a noncing pit in the making. Menu;- Starkers Button Mushrooms with Homemade Mayonaisse Soup of the Day Release with Hot Baps Chilli Nuts Mains Sausage & Mash with Arse Gravy Fish Pie Hairy Pie Beef Curtains Desserts Just Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Shit cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A load of naked cyclists came past me earlier. Not one of them had anything to talk about in size and looks. Cunts How would you know ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A load of naked cyclists came past me earlier. Not one of them had anything to talk about in size and looks. Cunts What did you expect from cyclists? Did you flash your tits at them, you may have caused the benders to crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: How would you know ? Well when the first couple went past ( I was in slow traffic) I looked in the wing mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Probably best to pass on the hot soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Probably best to pass on the hot soup. pass or piss? Come on you useless cunts.... dodgy food names! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: pass or piss? Come on you useless cunts.... dodgy food names! Fish sticks, kumquat, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ambrose Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 If anybody shoots the brown HP sauce, I´m off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: pass or piss? Come on you useless cunts.... dodgy food names! Ding, dodgy food names is low brow, cheap and common cunting. We must up our game to top shelf cuntery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ding, dodgy food names is low brow, cheap and common cunting. ..and your point is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 23 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Arse crack and sweaty parts on show in an eatery? It's fucking unhygienic. It's a licence for all manner of frottaging and fucking Tom-poofery. The women should certainly be naked, dependent on their aesthetics, but I don't want to have some fat homosexualist bastard's cock winking at me as I'm tucking into my fucking risotto. It's just not fucking cricket. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 22 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: pass or piss? Come on you useless cunts.... dodgy food names! Spaghetti Bollocks and Aids, Prawn Cocks and Tails, Crabs, Pubic Lychee, Turtle's Head Soup, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 On 11 June 2016 at 8:08 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Well when the first couple went past ( I was in slow traffic) I looked in the wing mirror. How clever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 37 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Spaghetti Bollocks and Aids, Prawn Cocks and Tails, Crabs, Pubic Lychee, Turtle's Head Soup, Sounds like the Christmas lunch menu for the Terence Higgins Trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 On 12/06/2016 at 9:32 PM, Punkape said: Sounds like the Christmas lunch menu for the Terence Higgins Trust. Annual ticket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Annual ticket? Are you the organiser ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are you the organiser ? Only at arms length, preferably the arms of an orangutan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Only at arms length, preferably the arms of an orangutan. I'm sure you would like one of those up your arse as well...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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