Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, neil298 said: Ok,in something you'll understand better,she's lying there,body of an angel,naked,wet and beckoning you to fuck her and 'pop' you've just spunked in your pants you fucking bed wetting virgin Neil, what are you fucking talking about ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: Ok,in something you'll understand better,she's lying there,body of an angel,naked,wet and beckoning you to fuck her and 'pop' you've just spunked in your pants you fucking bed wetting virgin You'd probably have just had a wank neil, I bet you wouldn't be able to manage a soft on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 4 hours ago, neil298 said: Quite literally it's a fucking pain in the arse.If you've never had it then hope the fuck you never do.If anyone can suggest anything that can ease my suffering then I'd be very grateful. (Taking bleach or running into oncoming traffic are not an option) I realise this is an open goal for some of you cunts but even I know most of you will hit the corner flag.Fuck off A super obese bird giving you a body slide in an inflatable pool of baby oil will have you forgetting your pain. The wretching, dry heaving and vomiting will have your full attention. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 5 hours ago, neil298 said: Quite literally it's a fucking pain in the arse.If you've never had it then hope the fuck you never do.If anyone can suggest anything that can ease my suffering then I'd be very grateful. (Taking bleach or running into oncoming traffic are not an option) I realise this is an open goal for some of you cunts but even I know most of you will hit the corner flag.Fuck off Believe it or not, exercise actually alleviates the problem. I'm an ex nurse so I know what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Believe it or not, exercise actually alleviates the problem. I'm an ex nurse so I know what I'm talking about. Perhaps neil could take up piano moving as a hobby. That would sort his back out sharpish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I've just shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Believe it or not, exercise actually alleviates the problem. I'm an ex nurse so I know what I'm talking about. Dr Bubba has already treated the patient, nurse, know your place. On a slightly related note, here's one for @scotty What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 A 10 foot drop while attached to a 3 foot noose apparently does wonders for the cervical vertebrae. It's a bit "kill or cure", though, so give it a try and report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: A super obese bird giving you a body slide in an inflatable pool of baby oil will have you forgetting your pain. The wretching, dry heaving and vomiting will have your full attention. Problem solved. Where do I sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 On 18 June 2016 at 9:23 PM, Bubbles said: I ask as my old dear used to suffer with it and fuck me she used to keep on too. But in all seriousness, gentle stretching and regular short walks helped. Now fuck off you fat cunt. "Gentle stretching" for arse discomfort, eh. Is this a footballist thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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