camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 On 29/06/2016 at 7:55 PM, Cuntybaws said: Most eskimos prefer to be called Inuit. They don't like the term eskimos for some reason, the seal-clubbing cunts, but fuck 'em I say, if it walks like a bow-legged spastic, talks like a Welshman with Bell's Palsy, and wears a furry hood then it's a fucking eskimo. They're ugly little cunts when you actually look at them, chubby faces all smeared with blubbery muktuk. And what's with all that “First Nation” shit? It's not like any other cunt has ever wanted to live in their frozen, wind-blasted Canadian hellholes. The one with the silly grin on his face was in his kayak and felt cold so he lit a fire and the kayak sank. So the one with the hood taking a shit told him that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Does this mean that we're all Inuit together?........ Fuck it...I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 29/06/2016 at 19:55, Cuntybaws said: Most eskimos prefer to be called Inuit. They don't like the term eskimos for some reason, the seal-clubbing cunts, but fuck 'em I say, if it walks like a bow-legged spastic, talks like a Welshman with Bell's Palsy, and wears a furry hood then it's a fucking eskimo. They're ugly little cunts when you actually look at them, chubby faces all smeared with blubbery muktuk. And what's with all that “First Nation” shit? It's not like any other cunt has ever wanted to live in their frozen, wind-blasted Canadian hellholes. They have the same expression on their boats as the local 'Sunshine home' inmates on seaside outing day. The smiles on their goofy little faces warm the heart and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have the same expression on their boats as the local 'Sunshine home' inmates on seaside outing day. The smiles on their goofy little faces warm the heart and no mistake. Stop trying to be polite. What you mean is that they're 'Ice Mongs'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop trying to be polite. What you mean is that they're 'Ice Mongs'. That's the title of the episode I submitted for Doctor Who. Sadly it was rejected, largely I suspect because there weren't enough poofs in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 On 06/07/2016 at 21:15, cuntspotter said: Does this mean that we're all Inuit together?........ Fuck it...I'll get my coat. I had a feeling you were going to say that. In fact Inuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop trying to be polite. What you mean is that they're 'Ice Mongs'. Good name for a novelty ice lolly. I’d nick a couple and pay for the Magnums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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