Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 What kind of drab, odious fucking oily squid do you have to be to order a baked potato in a pub or cafe? Certainly RickB or Ding behaviour. If you can cook it at home within 5 minutes flat with the mental capacity of a doorknob, why pay 4 times the mark up price elsewhere? The last refuge of an unadventurous cunt who thinks ordering a prawn cocktail is pushing the boat out. Probably seen as a treat compared to the usual fare of Flinders crispy pancakes and butterless bread enjoyed by most on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What kind of drab, odious fucking oily squid do you have to be to order a baked potato in a pub or cafe? Certainly RickB or Ding behaviour. If you can cook it at home within 5 minutes flat with the mental capacity of a doorknob, why pay 4 times the mark up price elsewhere? The last refuge of an unadventurous cunt who thinks ordering a prawn cocktail is pushing the boat out. Probably seen as a treat compared to the usual fare of Flinders crispy pancakes and butterless bread enjoyed by most on here. My bag pipes have been removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, CockUp said: My bag pipes have been removed Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 23 minutes ago, CockUp said: My bag pipes have been removed I'd like to remove your fucking windpipe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: What kind of drab, odious fucking oily squid do you have to be to order a baked potato in a pub or cafe? Certainly RickB or Ding behaviour. If you can cook it at home within 5 minutes flat with the mental capacity of a doorknob, why pay 4 times the mark up price elsewhere? The last refuge of an unadventurous cunt who thinks ordering a prawn cocktail is pushing the boat out. Probably seen as a treat compared to the usual fare of Flinders crispy pancakes and butterless bread enjoyed by most on here. You can't properly bake a potato in 5 minutes and only a complete moron would suggest you could. Unless you've gone to the fuckwits school of microwave cookery and learnt to be a cookery spastic. More drivel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Fucking hell QC... I think hell is about to freeze over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 I'm guessing the same kind of twat that let's everyone within earshot know about their Gluten allergy, followed by stupid questions like are the potatoes locally sourced. Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: What kind of drab, odious fucking oily squid do you have to be to order a baked potato in a pub or cafe? Certainly RickB or Ding behaviour. If you can cook it at home within 5 minutes flat with the mental capacity of a doorknob, why pay 4 times the mark up price elsewhere? The last refuge of an unadventurous cunt who thinks ordering a prawn cocktail is pushing the boat out. Probably seen as a treat compared to the usual fare of Flinders crispy pancakes and butterless bread enjoyed by most on here. Oh ho! The imbecilic punkape has zeroed in on your disgusting error- a bake/microwave blunder beyond belief. I feel a bit thick myself for being thwarted by the fuck stick, so god knows you must feel like an absolute cunt brain. 5 minutes indeed, you must favour them al denté. Could you roast me a nice cup of tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: What kind of drab, odious fucking oily squid do you have to be to order a baked potato in a pub or cafe? Certainly RickB or Ding behaviour. I don't think I've ever ordered a baked potato when eating out. My mother used to do them when we were kids and that's probably the last time I had one. What I really don't understand is people who order them and leave the skin. Why FFS, the baked skin is the tasty bit, the inside is just mash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 I like my baked tato fluffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I don't think I've ever ordered a baked potato when eating out. My mother used to do them when we were kids and that's probably the last time I had one. What I really don't understand is people who order them and leave the skin. Why FFS, the baked skin is the tasty bit, the inside is just mash. If there so darned tasty why have you, unbelievably, not eaten one since childhood? Despite your excellent description of the inside of one, I suggest you explain yourself to these good people right away as you are in danger of being caught out in a sordid lie, with no going back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: What kind of drab, odious fucking oily squid do you have to be to order a baked potato in a pub or cafe? Certainly RickB or Ding behaviour. If you can cook it at home within 5 minutes flat with the mental capacity of a doorknob, why pay 4 times the mark up price elsewhere? The last refuge of an unadventurous cunt who thinks ordering a prawn cocktail is pushing the boat out. Probably seen as a treat compared to the usual fare of Flinders crispy pancakes and butterless bread enjoyed by most on here. What's a potatoe ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: You can't properly bake a potato in 5 minutes and only a complete moron would suggest you could. Unless you've gone to the fuckwits school of microwave cookery and learnt to be a cookery spastic. More drivel. Dear oh bloody dear. What have you done? You've outed yourself as a bedsit dwelling, microwave utilising, potato scoffing, at best upper-working class, Branston bean and mild cheddar loving scumbag! Check mate Stickers. You fucking plebian extraordinaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 I don't really tend to order much when eating out, I find the sea odour that attacks ones' olfactory senses is enough to put me off my dinner. On a related note for @scotty: what did the blind man say as he walked past a fishmongers? "Hello, ladies". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 59 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Dear oh bloody dear. What have you done? You've outed yourself as a bedsit dwelling, microwave utilising, potato scoffing, at best upper-working class, Branston bean and mild cheddar loving scumbag! Check mate Stickers. You fucking plebian extraordinaire. Indeed, does he live in your house share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What's a potatoe ? a cameltoe where you can grow spuds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 40 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: a cameltoe where you can grow spuds? Be quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 10 hours ago, Ape said: I'd like to remove your fucking windpipe. ..... and shove it up his shit pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Dear oh bloody dear. What have you done? You've outed yourself as a bedsit dwelling, microwave utilising, potato scoffing, at best upper-working class, Branston bean and mild cheddar loving scumbag! Check mate Stickers. You fucking plebian extraordinaire. A good baked potato needs to be put in a proper oven for a least an hour. They should have a slight coating of Extra Virgin olive oil to aid the crispening process of the skin. I've no doubt the only vegetable which is baked and oiled for you is then shoved up your arse by Igor your Bulgarian rent-boy. Probably a marrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: A good baked potato needs to be put in a proper oven for a least an hour. They should have a slight coating of Extra Virgin olive oil to aid the crispening process of the skin. I've no doubt the only vegetable which is baked and oiled for you is then shoved up your arse by Igor your Bulgarian rent-boy. Probably a marrow. Next week on Saturday Kitchen, Marco Punkers-White shows us how to do Tesco value Alphabetti Spaghetti; three-ways. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Next week on Saturday Kitchen, Marco Punkers-White shows us how to do Tesco value Alphabetti Spaghetti three-ways. Pleb. Next week on Who Do You Think You Are, Spunkers discovers his parents are Nigerian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Next week on Who Do You Think You Are, Spunkers discovers his parents are Nigerian. And clean Tescos' toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 If I have any pub grub, I like about 10 pints first. There's nowt worse than eating on an empty stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: A good baked potato needs to be put in a proper oven for a least an hour. They should have a slight coating of Extra Virgin olive oil to aid the crispening process of the skin. I've no doubt the only vegetable which is baked and oiled for you is then shoved up your arse by Igor your Bulgarian rent-boy. Probably a marrow. Did you read that in a Jamie Oliver book whilst doing unpaid work in Oxfam so you could sign on for your job seekers allowance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Utterly disgusting. Very clever. I hope this practice of altering or totally fabricating other people's posts doesn't become prevalent. It is a cheap cunts trick and shows a complete lack of originality and is counter to the spirit of the site. Are you embarrassed Cockbreath, you should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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