Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Usually extremely slow, and invariably fucking strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I couldn't bring myself to do it, I usually go to the self service checkouts when I am out shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 How can you survive without a personal shopper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 At least they don't usually try to talk to you, unlike the mad old grannies on part-time minimum wage. Fuck, those old cunts would work for free just to stay warm and get staff discount on cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 You seem to uncannilly be describing Bronski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 You seem to uncannilly be describing Bronski. Yeah, Bronski seems like the kind of cunt who'd smear his genitalia with Whiskas Filet Mignon (in meaty juices) and thumb-fuck a Calimero plushie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Till 1 bronski's mate in a fedora, till 2 bronski's mate in a fedora, tills 3&4 bronski's other two women doctor martin dungaree fedora wearing dare I say female mates,till 5 bronski. Fuck it I think I'll go elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Better watch, Dukes. The fat security cunt at the exit door who has more chance of catching a cold than a fucking shoplifter and smelling of date-expired Brie is Bronski's mate wearing a US Marine's forage cap and hanging out of his mum's blue waffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Better watch, Dukes. The fat security cunt at the exit door who has more chance of catching a cold than a fucking shoplifter and smelling of date-expired Brie is Bronski's mate wearing a US Marine's forage cap and hanging out of his mum's blue waffle.Good advice there Rev you never know the security guard may have had special forces training from Bronski's dad so he'll know how to clean the toilet pan when he shits himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 That's not special forces training, it's special needs training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Bizarre noms revisited........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Bizarre noms revisited........ By a bizarre gayboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: By a bizarre gayboy You drinken old crone. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You drinken old crone. lol. Typing on an iPhone, or just an illiterate wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Typing on an iPhone, or just an illiterate wanker? I think that he's got an iPhone 3G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 I'm fascinated by their acne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Shopping? A woman's job. If she doesn't fancy shopping, she can vary her routine by washing up. No women around, hire a faggot to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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