Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Tedious, repetitive drivel, Punkers. Best you not try to join in, you can't keep up. The dozy cunt can't even quote the right post when he wants to retort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: That's said Pistorius said as well. Sicki thread leak alert... I joked with oscar pistorious after the trial, and said "if only you'd had a tin of shoe polish handy, you could have blacked her up and got away with it." Then I realised how tasteless the remark was. Why would he have any shoe polish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: The dozy cunt can't even quote the right post when he wants to retort. If he does attempt to play golf, I hope he hits himself in the head with a 1 wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If he does attempt to play golf, I hope he hits himself in the head with a 1 wood. I'd like to take a Happy Gilmore style run up at him with a driver, hopefully knocking his idiotic head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I'd like to take a Happy Gilmore style run up at him with a driver, hopefully knocking his idiotic head off. I'd like to see him struck by fucking lightning as raised the wedge. He could be buried in the sand hazard he's already standing in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd like to see him struck by fucking lightning as raised the wedge. He could be buried in the sand hazard he's already standing in. Be honest wizz, you've been watching caddyshack again, haven't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 8 hours ago, scotty said: Be honest wizz, you've been watching caddyshack again, haven't you. I was just remembering Bill Murray practising on the flowerheads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 10 hours ago, scotty said: Be honest wizz, you've been watching caddyshack again, haven't you. Golf is for irons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 11 hours ago, scotty said: Be honest wizz, you've been watching caddyshack again, haven't you. I'll admit I was inspired by the film, but I haven't seen it in ages. You can only watch that cunt Ted Knight so many times before feeling inspired to take a nine iron to his skull fifty seven times. It would devastate one's game, 52 penalty strokes on the hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 On 9 July 2016 at 10:52 AM, Wizardsleeve said: I'd like to see him struck by fucking lightning as raised the wedge. He could be buried in the sand hazard he's already standing in. Adam Sandler is one shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 On July 11, 2016 at 3:13 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Adam Sandler is one shit cunt. Agreed. That is one cunt in dire need of meeting the bark stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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