Eddie Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Adults running around with the pokemon go app on their phone, the latest craze sweeping the world. These cunts downloading a kids game have actually added 9 billion dollars to nintendo's company value in 1 week. I imagine Frank is battling with Quincy as I write this, nasty business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Fucking bronies, the lot of them. Some stupid Yank bitch was all traumatised because she found a dead body in a river in Wyoming while looking for a Squirtle. What a total fucking loser cunt - everybody knows you should start out with a Pidgey or a Bulbasaur rather than a water type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 I I have a Pokemon Bill Sticker stuffed toy. Fuck all use but satisfying to give it a good fucking kicking several times a day. And the Spunkape one is bright pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: And the Spunkape one is bright pink. Sounds like a Jigglypuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Bagpuss was a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 How the fuck can a child's app add $9,000,000000 dollars to a company's value in a just one week? Who the fuck quantifies these amounts, even punkapes golf chums would be impressed with that app, although not enough to get the off Grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: ... although not enough to get them off Grinder. Well done Ed. Anyone foolish enough to correct this to "Grindr" will have fallen right into your trap. Gotta catch 'em all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Adults running around with the pokemon go app on their phone, the latest craze sweeping the world. These cunts downloading a kids game have actually added 9 billion dollars to nintendo's company value in 1 week. I imagine Frank is battling with Quincy as I write this, nasty business. Are Frank and Quincy lovers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are Frank and Quincy lovers ? Yes they most definitely are, although I think Quince infected Frank playing poke-a-man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Yes they most definitely are, although I think Quince infected Frank playing poke-a-man. I thought you were dead. Killed by runts. Off licking your wound, were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Yes they most definitely are, although I think Quince infected Frank playing poke-a-man. How disgusting. I hope you weren't involved too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I I have a Pokemon Bill Sticker stuffed toy. Fuck all use but satisfying to give it a good fucking kicking several times a day. And the Spunkape one is bright pink. Another mention for the top dog. All I do these days is log in, browse every thread and hit Ctrl F looking for my name being referenced. You and Sleeve are all that keeps me going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Another mention for the top dog. All I do these days is log in, browse every thread and hit Ctrl F looking for my name being referenced. You and Sleeve are all that keeps me going. You're mentioned with me which may be a joy for you but very unpleasant for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Another mention for the top dog. All I do these days is log in, browse every thread and hit Ctrl F looking for my name being referenced. You and Sleeve are all that keeps me going. I love these keyboard shortcuts like the Find facility you mention. My favourite takes 8 keystrokes and then hit 'Submit reply' to send a perfect answer to the bollocks you endlessly spout. F U C K O F F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: How disgusting. I hope you weren't involved too. No but I did see quince on his way over to franks house, skipping down the road with his cliff Richard album tucked under his arm, whistling summer holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Damn straight. I have a circular saw blade in the sleve, and I'm going to play it in his neck-drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 I`m so glad you made it Eddie, your recent violent ordeal account left me quite traumatised and lately i`ve been sleeping with the light on. I bought a Help For Heros hoodie in the hope you might have gained some of the proceeds but after comparing prices to the Matalan equivalent i sent it back. Quis Separabit old friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Some Murrican places like Arlington cemetary and the holocaust museum are trying to ban it on their premises because it's disrespectful... the programmers have actually make these locations part of the search... Have they tried adding Hiroshima and Nagasaki yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ibeshades Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, ibeshades said: My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again Top banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Some cunt in Oz or NZ has left his job to do this shit full time.. well I say job, he was a "barrista"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 44 minutes ago, ibeshades said: My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again oh look, a total imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 38 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: oh look, a total imbecile. Just the one, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 hour ago, ibeshades said: My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again Who the fuck is pokeman? Some kind of arse bandit super hero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just the one, eh? I'm afraid not. This one went straight to full on imbecile at his first post- a serious career spastic. I think he's the type that says "bruv" a whole lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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