Pokemon go

[Eddie]

Adults running around with the pokemon go app on their phone, the latest craze sweeping the world. These cunts downloading a kids game have actually added 9 billion dollars to nintendo's company value in 1 week. I imagine Frank is battling with Quincy  as I write this, nasty business.

[Cuntybaws]

Fucking bronies, the lot of them.

Some stupid Yank bitch was all traumatised because she found a dead body in a river in Wyoming while looking for a Squirtle. What a total fucking loser cunt - everybody knows you should start out with a Pidgey or a Bulbasaur rather than a water type.

[Guest Manky]

I I have a Pokemon Bill Sticker stuffed toy. Fuck all use but satisfying to give it a good fucking kicking several times a day.

And the Spunkape one is bright pink.

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, Manky said:

And the Spunkape one is bright pink.

Sounds like a Jigglypuff.

[camberwell gypsy]

Bagpuss was a cunt.

[Eddie]

How the fuck can a child's app add $9,000,000000 dollars to a company's value in a just one week? Who the fuck quantifies these amounts, even punkapes golf chums would be impressed with that app, although not enough to get the off Grinder.

[Cuntybaws]

4 minutes ago, Eddie said:

... although not enough to get them off Grinder.

Well done Ed. Anyone foolish enough to correct this to "Grindr" will have fallen right into your trap.

Gotta catch 'em all.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Adults running around with the pokemon go app on their phone, the latest craze sweeping the world. These cunts downloading a kids game have actually added 9 billion dollars to nintendo's company value in 1 week. I imagine Frank is battling with Quincy  as I write this, nasty business.

Are Frank and Quincy lovers ?

[Eddie]

10 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Are Frank and Quincy lovers ?

Yes they most definitely are, although I think Quince infected Frank playing poke-a-man.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

8 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Yes they most definitely are, although I think Quince infected Frank playing poke-a-man.

I thought you were dead. Killed by runts. Off licking your wound, were you?

[Earl of Punkape]

8 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Yes they most definitely are, although I think Quince infected Frank playing poke-a-man.

How disgusting.

I hope you weren't involved too.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 hours ago, Manky said:

I I have a Pokemon Bill Sticker stuffed toy. Fuck all use but satisfying to give it a good fucking kicking several times a day.

And the Spunkape one is bright pink.

Another mention for the top dog.

All I do these days is log in, browse every thread and hit Ctrl F looking for my name being referenced. You and Sleeve are all that keeps me going.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Another mention for the top dog.

All I do these days is log in, browse every thread and hit Ctrl F looking for my name being referenced. You and Sleeve are all that keeps me going.

You're mentioned with me which may be a joy for you but very unpleasant for me.

[Guest Manky]

3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Another mention for the top dog.

All I do these days is log in, browse every thread and hit Ctrl F looking for my name being referenced. You and Sleeve are all that keeps me going.

I love these keyboard shortcuts like the Find facility you mention.

My favourite takes 8 keystrokes and then hit 'Submit reply' to send a perfect answer to the bollocks you endlessly spout.

F U C K  O F F

[Eddie]

11 minutes ago, Punkape said:

How disgusting.

I hope you weren't involved too.

No but I did see quince on his way over to franks house, skipping down the road with his cliff Richard album tucked under his arm, whistling summer holiday.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

Damn straight. I have a circular saw blade in the sleve, and I'm going to play it in his neck-drive.

[Hokey Gingers]

I`m so glad you made it Eddie, your recent violent ordeal account left me quite traumatised and lately i`ve been sleeping with the light on. I bought a Help For Heros hoodie in the hope you might have gained some of the proceeds but after comparing prices to the Matalan equivalent  i sent it back. Quis Separabit old friend.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Some Murrican places like Arlington cemetary and the holocaust museum are trying to ban it on their premises because it's disrespectful... the programmers have actually make these locations part of the search...

Have they tried adding Hiroshima and Nagasaki yet?

[Guest ibeshades]

My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again

[Guest Bill Stickers]

17 minutes ago, ibeshades said:

My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again

Top banter. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Some cunt in Oz or NZ has left his job to do this shit full time.. well I say job, he was a "barrista"...

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

44 minutes ago, ibeshades said:

My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again

oh look, a total imbecile.

[Cuntybaws]

38 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

oh look, a total imbecile.

Just the one, eh?

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, ibeshades said:

My mates been chasing pokeman for last two days fuck all to do with the app he's on the LSD again

Who the fuck is pokeman? Some kind of arse bandit super hero?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just the one, eh?

I'm afraid not. This one went straight to full on imbecile at his first post- a serious career spastic. I think he's the type that says "bruv" a whole lot.