Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: So to recap Mr and Mrs Ape run a bed and breakfast in Colwyn Bay for gay "down and outs" and migrant Nigerians and offer AIDS counselling for itinerant visiting contriibutors from cunts corner... I give it a miss... If Mr & Mrs Ape did run a B&B, they'd have a strict policy that excluded thick, repetitive racist cunts Eddie, so yes, you would give it a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: If Mr & Mrs Ape did run a B&B, they'd have a strict policy that excluded thick, repetitive racist cunts Eddie, so yes, you would give it a miss. Except it would be Mr and Mr Ape and no self respecting racist would want to go there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Except it would be Mr and Mr Ape and no self respecting racist would want to go there Hahahaha. Clever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ape said: If Mr & Mrs Ape did run a B&B, they'd have a strict policy that excluded thick, repetitive racist cunts Eddie, so yes, you would give it a miss. Such a shame, I was looking to replace my foreign holidays with a weekend away in a grubby run down shit hole that stinks like Billingsgate fish market on a exceptionally hot summers day. Do your corduroy trousers have an elasticated waist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: Such a shame, I was looking to replace my foreign holidays with a weekend away in a grubby run down shit hole that stinks like Billingsgate fish market on a exceptionally hot summers day. Do your corduroy trousers have an elasticated waist? As if you'd want to give up your "villa" holidays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 23 minutes ago, Ape said: If Mr & Mrs Ape did run a B&B, they'd have a strict policy that excluded thick, repetitive racist cunts Eddie, so yes, you would give it a miss. People who are not gay, who rebuke gays for being gay,are always accused by gays of being gay. David Makepiece-Cayley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: People who are not gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, David Makepiece-Cayley. Was he gay??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: People who are not gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, David Makepiece-Cayley. People who talk utter shit, who are rebuked by non-shit talkers for talking shit, are always called Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: People who are not gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, David Makepiece-Cayley. Was he in Dempsey and Makepiece? Were they gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: Was he in Dempsey and Makepiece? Were they gay? F People who are openly gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, Very few gays are Moslems. David Makepiece-Cayley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Ape said: As if you'd want to give up your "villa" holidays! The villa is used more as a getaway, to be a proper holiday in needs to be long haul. I can picture you know sucking an unlit pipe with a revolting cravat in your elasticated corduroy trousers and slip on shoes with a rubber sole, waffling on and on to your guests about an interesting viaduct they simply must visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: F People who are openly gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, Very few gays are Moslems. David Makepiece-Cayley. Are you pissed Punky? Been drink driving again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: Whenever a group of men are socialising, there is nearly always a joker amongst them; the funny man of the group. Anything he says tends to have the others giggling like girls, especially when he employs his arsenal of comedy voices and impressions. We endured one this morning during breakfast at our hotel, which was made infinitely worse by the fact he was Welsh. Utter fucking cunt. Hotel ..Mmm..really, surely you was dreaming about this and then woke up in your piss stained bedsit..just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: F People who are openly gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, Very few gays are Moslems. David Makepiece-Cayley. Is old Dave MC gay, is he your boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: The villa is used more as a getaway, to be a proper holiday in needs to be long haul. I can picture you know sucking an unlit pipe with a revolting cravat in your elasticated corduroy trousers and slip on shoes with a rubber sole, waffling on and on to your guests about an interesting viaduct they simply must visit. There's some viaducts I'd like you to visit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 People who are no longer gay, are rebuked by gays for no longer being gay. Gays always accuse their accusers of being gay. David Makepiece-Cayley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: People who are no longer gay, are rebuked by gays for no longer being gay. Gays always accuse their accusers of being gay. David Makepiece-Cayley. What, the well known Gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: There's some viaducts I'd like you to visit...... I have to ask, did you ever meet Steve Coogan years ago?, he must of got his inspiration from somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I have to ask, did you ever meet Steve Coogan years ago?, he must of got his inspiration from somewhere. I think we all know where you get your inspiration from Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: I'm sure you'll come up with some astounding nom this weekend that will be so fucking amazing it's untrue. Stick to bullying Ding,it's the only thing you have left and even he probably just laughs at your feeble attempts. I know I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: I think we all know where you get your inspiration from Eddie. Such lovely uniforms though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Yes Ape, they are often Welsh, I wonder why? Perhaps Bubbles will enlighten us. He is expert at being an attention seeking unfunny cunt. Fucking hell, here we go again, CC's most flamboyant drama queen, desperate for some attention. How many times have you flounced off in the last few months, only to come sneaking slimey back in, like a slimy fucking slug that nobody cares about, but everyone wishes death upon? Seriously, fuck off you grassing, snivelling waste of flesh. But be sure to say "Tesco" and "Nigerian" to Pinkers on your way out won't you? That stuff is comedy gold, right up there with ding's shitting stick man and thundercunt's claw hammer. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Fucking hell, here we go again, CC's most flamboyant drama queen, desperate for some attention. How many times have you flounced off in the last few months, only to come sneaking slimey back in, like a slimy fucking slug that nobody cares about, but everyone wishes death upon? Seriously, fuck off you grassing, snivelling waste of flesh. But be sure to say "Tesco" and "Nigerian" to Pinkers on your way out won't you? That stuff is comedy gold, right up there with ding's shitting stick man and thundercunt's claw hammer. Cunt. What shitty stick man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 45 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What shitty stick man? I can think of someone who fits the Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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