Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Whenever a group of men are socialising, there is nearly always a joker amongst them; the funny man of the group. Anything he says tends to have the others giggling like girls, especially when he employs his arsenal of comedy voices and impressions. We endured one this morning during breakfast at our hotel, which was made infinitely worse by the fact he was Welsh. Utter fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Whenever a group of men are socialising, there is nearly always a joker amongst them; the funny man of the group. Anything he says tends to have the others giggling like girls, especially when he employs his arsenal of comedy voices and impressions. We endured one this morning during breakfast at our hotel, which was made infinitely worse by the fact he was Welsh. Utter fucking cunt. You sound bitter. There's always that one guy in a group of mates. Dresses in monochrome, drinks the cheapest available larger, sits in the corner, rarely smiles, says a few pervy, poorly timed things after drinking aforementioned larger. That's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: You sound bitter. There's always that one guy in a group of mates. Dresses in monochrome, drinks the cheapest available larger, sits in the corner, rarely smiles, says a few pervy, poorly timed things after drinking aforementioned larger. That's you. What's larger? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: What's larger? Like the man said.. that's you. Extraordinarily fucking dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Like the man said.. that's you. Extraordinarily fucking dull. You tend to have your tongue up Bills arse most of the time these days Frank. Extraordinarily fucking sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Frank said: Like the man said.. that's you. Extraordinarily fucking dull. Cheers babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 49 minutes ago, Ape said: What's larger? To be honest, I thought snatch made this nom. In hindsight you didn't deserve to bear the brunt of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: To be honest, I thought snatch made this nom. In hindsight you didn't deserve to bear the brunt of that. I'm sure you'll come up with some astounding nom this weekend that will be so fucking amazing it's untrue. Stick to bullying Ding,it's the only thing you have left and even he probably just laughs at your feeble attempts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Whenever a group of men are socialising, there is nearly always a joker amongst them; the funny man of the group. Anything he says tends to have the others giggling like girls, especially when he employs his arsenal of comedy voices and impressions. We endured one this morning during breakfast at our hotel, which was made infinitely worse by the fact he was Welsh. Utter fucking cunt. Do you own the "Hotel" or is it really a grotty bed and breakfast ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: What's larger? It's bigger than a smaller. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you own the "Hotel" or is it really a grotty bed and breakfast ? Maybe I was just staying in it? Note correct position of the question mark. lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you own the "Hotel" or is it really a grotty bed and breakfast ? In the dark of an alley, Punk would work for a five, for a swift one off the wrist, down on the old main drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Do you own the "Hotel" or is it really a grotty bed and breakfast ? If it is the kind of establishment that has Welsh guests, then it is probably down market, owned and run by gay Nigerians, buys its foodstuffs from Tesco and is miles from a golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: If it is the kind of establishment that has Welsh guests, then it is probably down market, owned and run by gay Nigerians, buys its foodstuffs from Tesco and is miles from a golf course. That sounds like the real Punkape himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just to get this nom back on fucking track yes, there's always some fucking nuisance who also believes he is the silver tongued cavalier who decides to show everyone his pulling prowess. He is rarely successful as not just being an annoying arsehole he is also an ugly cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Whenever a group of men are socialising, there is nearly always a joker amongst them; the funny man of the group. Anything he says tends to have the others giggling like girls, especially when he employs his arsenal of comedy voices and impressions. We endured one this morning during breakfast at our hotel, which was made infinitely worse by the fact he was Welsh. Utter fucking cunt. Yes Ape, they are often Welsh, I wonder why? Perhaps Bubbles will enlighten us. He is expert at being an attention seeking unfunny cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just to get this nom back on fucking track yes, there's always some fucking nuisance who also believes he is the silver tongued cavalier who decides to show everyone his pulling prowess. He is rarely successful as not just being an annoying arsehole he is also an ugly cunt as well. An emaciated faggot in skin tight white jeans perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes Ape, they are often Welsh, I wonder why? Perhaps Bubbles will enlighten us. He is expert at being an attention seeking unfunny cunt. It was just the accent that made things worse - there's nowt wrong with the Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Whenever a group of men are socialising, there is nearly always a joker amongst them; the funny man of the group. Anything he says tends to have the others giggling like girls, especially when he employs his arsenal of comedy voices and impressions. We endured one this morning during breakfast at our hotel, which was made infinitely worse by the fact he was Welsh. Utter fucking cunt. I sympathise with you there Apeshit, but it could have been much much worse, he could have been fucking french and you would have smelled him as well as heard him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 24 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I sympathise with you there Apeshit, but it could have been much much worse, he could have been fucking french and you would have smelled him as well as heard him. Or it could have been you, which would have been a total fucking tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: An emaciated faggot in skin tight white jeans perhaps? Russell Brand usually wears black jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: I'm sure you'll come up with some astounding nom this weekend that will be so fucking amazing it's untrue. Stick to bullying Ding,it's the only thing you have left and even he probably just laughs at your feeble attempts. He rarely raises a titter... 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just to get this nom back on fucking track yes, there's always some fucking nuisance who also believes he is the silver tongued cavalier who decides to show everyone his pulling prowess. He is rarely successful as not just being an annoying arsehole he is also an ugly cunt as well. Did I tell you about the time when I......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, Ape said: Or it could have been you, which would have been a total fucking tragedy. No, I wouldn't go anywhere near any of the low places you visit as I would probably catch something awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: No, I wouldn't go anywhere near any of the low places you visit as I would probably catch something awful. I can imagine you now ape, boring everyone to death with your in depth knowledge of real ale and corduroy trousers zzzzzzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 So to recap Mr and Mrs Ape run a bed and breakfast in Colwyn Bay for gay "down and outs" and migrant Nigerians and offer AIDS counselling for itinerant visiting contriibutors from cunts corner... I'll give it a miss...others here may benefit... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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