camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: For a brief moment the dry rarefied proceedings at Chelmsford Crown Court was indistinguishable to that of The Corner. In the dock was a fat racist moron who had waddled in clearly expecting yet another slap on the wrist in the form of a community service order. When it dawned upon him that Judge Patricia Lynch QC had enough and was actually going to throw the idiot into the pokey, the following exchange ensued mid-sentencing. Fat Git: You're a bit of a cunt! Judge: You're a bit of a cunt yourself. Being offensive to me doesn't help. Fat Git: Go fuck yourself! Judge: You too. Marvellous. Its worth noting that the defendant, John Hennigan, 50 was described by his own counsel as, "a rather unfortunate man. He lives alone, is single and has been diagnosed and medicated for depression". So do you see yourself as that judge then Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 8 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Great fucking stuff. Courts need to come into the 21st Century if they're to continue attracting the younger market. If this means the Judge calling a cunt a cunt, so be it. Perhaps, instead of pleading "Guilty", or "Not guilty", the accused could mumble "Yo", or "Nah". Apparently, this Hennigan cunt has been known to shout Nazi shit in the past. Not sure he meets the Nazi ideal, but fair play to him for being so politically aware. Yo or Nah? It's 'Innit?' and 'Word!' for fucks sake! Nice to see the Master Race so brilliantly represented by this corpulent garden-salad-on-legs. At least the Waffen SS could have eaten him, when he fell down with a heart attack after 30 seconds of marching across the frozen Russian Steppes. The judge got it spot on, my only quibble being she didn't call him a 'sub-literate fucking cuntweeble' as he was taken down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yo or Nah? It's 'Innit?' and 'Word!' for fucks sake! Nice to see the Master Race so brilliantly represented by this corpulent garden-salad-on-legs. At least the Waffen SS could have eaten him, when he fell down with a heart attack after 30 seconds of marching across the frozen Russian Steppes. The judge got it spot on, my only quibble being she didn't call him a 'sub-literate fucking cuntweeble' as he was taken down. I'm afraid you've stumbled upon the absolute limits of my knowledge of "yoof speak". I tuned out of that when cunts suddenly started shouting "Aceeeed!!", and I was a youth at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 6 hours ago, Ape said: Your command of the English language is appalling, Panzerspacker. You are very probably the thickest cunt currently posting on CC. He should be demoted to admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 43 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm going to file him under "flid". File him under "RIP" ....it'll save me the job. Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: If he hasn't got "new zealand" stamped on his arse (i.e. profb) then I'll eat my own toenails. You are Jessica Fletcher (from Murder she wrote) and I claim my fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You are Jessica Fletcher (from Murder she wrote) and I claim my fiver. Pound land duct tape you'll get five rolls for that...wrap it around face head and mouth that'll kick start the journey to normal sized clothing Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: File him under "RIP" ....it'll save me the job. Thanks in advance. Your such a soft skinned chod Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Pound land duct tape you'll get five rolls for that...wrap it around face head and mouth that'll kick start the journey to normal sized clothing Panzerknacker What the fuck are you chatting about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck are you chatting about? Clean the screen Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck are you chatting about? No one knows what dialect or even language is panzerkancker (pk hmmm interesting could it be?) speaking. Alfiefuckingnoakesisknackered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Pound land duct tape you'll get five rolls for that...wrap it around face head and mouth that'll kick start the journey to normal sized clothing Panzerknacker Do you ever write your bizzare thoughts down on walls, using your own excrement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: No one knows what dialect or even language is panzerkancker (pk hmmm interesting could it be?) speaking. Alfienoakesisknackered Don't fret Alfie baby I'm not after your crown ..I'm just a guy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you ever write your bizzare thoughts down on walls, using your own excrement? Does it stick?..don't keep it to yourself man tell us Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 52 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'm afraid you've stumbled upon the absolute limits of my knowledge of "yoof speak". I tuned out of that when cunts suddenly started shouting "Aceeeed!!", and I was a youth at the time. My 'argot of youthspeak' development ended with 'What-ho chaps?' I'm afraid I'm merely parroting the shit my daughter and her idiot friends come out with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 44 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Don't fret Alfie baby I'm not after your crown ..I'm just a guy Panzerknacker With all this "baby" shit you keep coming out with, I imagine it's not his crown you're after, but his ring, you horrible little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: With all this "baby" shit you keep coming out with, I imagine it's not his crown you're after, but his ring, you horrible little faggot. Oh no not another profb? But in as you put a faggoty kind of way. Baby is a bit Americuntnese isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: My 'argot of youthspeak' development ended with 'What-ho chaps?' I'm afraid I'm merely parroting the shit my daughter and her idiot friends come out with. "What-ho." Bertie Wooster, one of the greatest of useless cunts.....but if it's a contest about how long ago you were hip with the cool speak you is after, Blaad.....I haven't understood what the fuck kids are on about since I watched a Nativity performance stark, bollocked naked.... in ancient Galilee (muzzie quarter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya cant eat what ya cant see...or reach Panzerknacker Shut up. Soooooo silly. Gobbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: With all this "baby" shit you keep coming out with, I imagine it's not his crown you're after, but his ring, you horrible little faggot. This coming from a guy with a wig n lippy for an avatar pic..ya mangina chasing cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Shut up. Soooooo silly. Gobbler. Sooo lacking in effort no wonder your bedsores have bedsores Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 16 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Oh no not another profb? But in as you put a faggoty kind of way. Baby is a bit Americuntnese isn't it? Being a bit faggoty could well imply Spunkape tendencies. ProfP? Punksheep? Snatchspanzerbollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Being a bit faggoty could well imply Spunkape tendencies. ProfP? Punksheep? Snatchspanzerbollocks. All for one, and one for all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So do you see yourself as that judge then Roops? She'd need a dry dock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 On Thursday, August 11, 2016 at 8:47 PM, camberwell gypsy said: So do you see yourself as that judge then Roops? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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