Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Faggots in Sainsburys. It was a defiant public display of perversion like no other. About 200 LGBT weirdos wielding rainbow flags filled the aisles of a Sainsbury’s store to stage a mass “kissathon” in protest after a gay couple were ejected from the supermarket for holding hands. Thomas Rees, 32, and his boyfriend Joshua Bradwell, 25, were reportedly reprimanded by security at the store on Hackney Road, east London, after a customer deemed their holding hands to be “inappropriate”. In response, dozens of gay men and women arrived at the store, set up speaker systems blasting out Diana Ross and Donna Summer before heading inside to kiss each other amid the canned goods and fresh fruit and veg. Utter disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: Why? Spunky is upset there was no anal jack hammering going on for him to imagine whilst he jostles himself to climax and catches his splooge out of the air with his gob. Isn't that right spunky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Why? My guess is because he is jealous he wasn't there, face grappling with a young stud called Tarquin and falling arse first onto the new season's Spanish cucumbers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 I won't be shopping in Sainsburys again. I don't want AIDS or hepatitis from any of the cunts they let in now. Any cunt who plays Donna Summer shit should be napalmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I won't be shopping in Sainsburys again. I don't want AIDS or hepatitis from any of the cunts they let in now. If you say so Thomas, how's your boyfriend joshua..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: Faggots in Sainsburys. I like Sainsbury's faggots, lovely with some mashed spuds and peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I like Sainsbury's faggots, lovely with some mashed spuds and peas. Faggots. Take 2 buttocks from a homosexual. Tenderise and dice the buttocks. Add pig’s liver, lungs and heart, diced Add pork belly 2 onions, diced few fresh sage leaves, chopped few fresh thyme sprigs, leaves picked 2 garlic cloves, minced 6 fresh bay leaves 300g/10½oz caul fat 1 litre/1¾pints dark chicken stock mix well add make into bollock sized balls. Stew the fucking things in gravy. Take to your local "pride" March and hurl at marchers prancing about in their underpants. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Faggots. Take 2 buttocks from a homosexual. Tenderise and dice the buttocks. Add pig’s liver, lungs and heart, diced Add pork belly 2 onions, diced few fresh sage leaves, chopped few fresh thyme sprigs, leaves picked 2 garlic cloves, minced 6 fresh bay leaves 300g/10½oz caul fat 1 litre/1¾pints dark chicken stock mix well add make into bollock sized balls. Stew the fucking things in gravy. Take to your local "pride" March and hurl at marchers prancing about in their underpants. lol. You're not really playing with a full deck, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: You're not really playing with a full deck, are you? Faggot. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Faggot. lol. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: 300g/10½oz caul fat Caul fat is brilliant for sheftalia. Add the minced lamb, oregano, mint, garlic and salt and form into fat cigar shapes with the caul fat wrapped around each parcel. Combine with spit roasted souvla, fresh pita, bulgur wheat and yoghurt, then shove the entire lot up your gaping fucking arsehole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: You're not really playing with a full deck, are you? He is imagining chopping up and eating a homosexual's arse cheeks, isn't he? He's the Corner's very own Jeffrey Dahmer. Without Jeff's brooding sexual magnetism, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Caul fat is brilliant for tseftelia. Add the minced lamb, oregano, mint, garlic and salt and form into fat cigar shapes with the caul fat wrapped around each tsefelia. Combine with spit roasted souvla, fresh pita, bulgur wheat and yoghurt, then shove the entire lot up your gaping fucking arsehole. We could try to get one up yours providing the pumpkin isn't too much in the way. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Hey punk baby yer Far to het up over all this gayness sure so what they aren't puttin a hurt on anyone are they? Yer over reaction if genuine suggests that ya mite have homersexual tendencies. ..a why I bet ya even drive an ubermale yoke. 4x4 with loads of lights on it or something Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Hey punk baby yer Far to het up over all this gayness sure so what they aren't puttin a hurt on anyone are they? Yer over reaction if genuine suggests that ya mite have homersexual tendencies. ..a why I bet ya even drive an ubermale yoke. 4x4 with loads of lights on it or something Panzerknacker Translation required from spastic diologue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Hey punk baby yer Far to het up over all this gayness sure so what they aren't puttin a hurt on anyone are they? Yer over reaction if genuine suggests that ya mite have homersexual tendencies. ..a why I bet ya even drive an ubermale yoke. 4x4 with loads of lights on it or something Panzerknacker Would someone please translate this into English, I don't read Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: Would someone please translate this into English, I don't read Cretin. I think what he is trying to say in his awfully fake Jamaican patois, is that you are a raging fucking batty man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: I think what he is trying to say in his awfully fake Jamaican patois, is that you are a raging fucking batty man Oh, so you speak cretin. Thanks for the translation, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Oh, so you speak cretin. Thanks for the translation, Cretin translated by a Cretin. lol. How appropriate.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Would someone please translate this into English, I don't read Cretin. Dunno sarge ..I'd say your deffo in the closet..all that chest banging shoutyness either that or your gender fluid Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Oh, so you speak cretin. Thanks for the translation, I've picked up a few words here and there whilst dealing with the terminally thick bastards who have polluted this site over the years. However, where most of your posts are concerned, I've had to translate by utilising a Rosetta stone type device, which renders your "thick as fucking shit" dialect into standard English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've picked up a few words here and there whilst dealing with the terminally thick bastards who have polluted this site over the years. However, where most of your posts are concerned, I've had to translate by utilising a Rosetta stone type device, which renders your "thick as fucking shit" dialect into standard English. What do think about the faggots in Sainsburys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 You must be fluent in "thick as fucking shit", you certainly have quite a strong accent in it. I had the misfortune to work with a cunt from norfolk once, couldn't understand a fucking word the cunt was on about, we called him the norfolk mumbler was that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I won't be shopping in Sainsburys again. I don't want AIDS or hepatitis from any of the cunts they let in now. Any cunt who plays Donna Summer shit should be napalmed. You seem to have forgot you only shop at Waitrose you memory loss tosspot. As for removing the said couple, I think it is an over reaction, as much as the ensemble of sympathising botters behaving in such fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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