cuntspotter Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Free Gurt! ............... In every pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah that has occurred to me. No worries, we can always revisit this and amend if it's shown that the suspension was unduly lenient. You mean like Oscar Pistorius. Bang him up for 6 years, no house arrest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I always thought that an adult version of P&J would be quite funny, or a CC version with Frank as Mr Punch, Punkape as Judy, and Jazz on costumes and graphics. That's the way to do it you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 21 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah that has occurred to me. No worries, we can always revisit this and amend if it's shown that the suspension was unduly lenient. Don't be Gurts stooge. He's clearly trying to buy in cool by deliberately landing himself in clink, as he is off to Butlins anyway for a week with his elephantine kin. What he won't be banking on is an excellently delivered 18month ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 On 16/08/2016 at 7:28 PM, mothra said: The show you see on the prom has a bloke with a big nose beating his wife with his sausage. I'll go with that. Sounds like Tom Cruise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 On 19/08/2016 at 5:07 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like Tom Cruise. Not johnny depp? Oh no, that was an iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 On 18 August 2016 at 8:22 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't be Gurts stooge. He's clearly trying to buy in cool by deliberately landing himself in clink, as he is off to Butlins anyway for a week with his elephantine kin. What he won't be banking on is an excellently delivered 18month ban. You dirty, bog-trotting, STD vector. Why don't you fuck off back to the degenerate, backward, third-world, shit hole of a cuntry you came from. If the authorities had realised that your obesely disabled mother was hiding you beneath her slippery folds they would have legalised abortion years ago. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: You dirty, bog-trotting, STD vector. Why don't you fuck off back to the degenerate, backward, third-world, shit hole of a cuntry you came from. If the authorities had realised that your obesely disabled mother was hiding you beneath her slippery folds they would have legalised abortion years ago. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 9 hours ago, Gurt said: You dirty, bog-trotting, STD vector. Why don't you fuck off back to the degenerate, backward, third-world, shit hole of a cuntry you came from. If the authorities had realised that your obesely disabled mother was hiding you beneath her slippery folds they would have legalised abortion years ago. Fuck off. Gurt, you're a bit like Stuart Bingham. An ugly journeyman of the corner circuit with limited mental capacity who is inexplicably blossoming in his twilight years. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Yurty is fuckin great. We need more of his colourful anti-intellectual input to CC. Any cunt who thinks Lean’s Brief Encounter is about wearing underpants on your head has got my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: Yurty is fuckin great. We need more of his colourful anti-intellectual input to CC. Any cunt who thinks Lean’s Brief Encounter is about wearing underpants on your head has got my vote. I like your use of different fonts. Can I suggest you try out a font which exactly matches the background colour of the site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I like your use of different fonts. Can I suggest you try out a font which exactly matches the background colour of the site? In my biker days one cunt suggested: Cut your head off to reduce wind resistance as there's obviously nothing of value in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 On 25/08/2016 at 3:48 PM, mothra said: In my biker days one cunt suggested: Cut your head off to reduce wind resistance as there's obviously nothing of value in there Seems like you took his sage advice then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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