Bubba C Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Don't the Welsh laugh at Max Boyce? Not me. He's a right stupid cunt. Do northerners laugh at Peter Kay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 54 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Do northerners laugh at Peter Kay? Nope. He is a gold plated unfunny twat. Big among the faggots after that "Show me the way to Armadillo" song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Manky said: Nope. He is a gold plated unfunny twat. Big among the faggots after that "Show me the way to Armadillo" song. I'd imagine it plays on loop on Pinkers (gay) bang-bus as he trundles along looking for custom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: I'd imagine it plays on loop on Pinkers (gay) bang-bus as he trundles along looking for custom. wrong I am afraid Bubba.....Pinkape service is strictly by private hire only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: wrong I am afraid Bubba.....Pinkape service is strictly by private hire only. Whilst I'm sure that's what he declares to HMRC on his SA100, I'm quite certain that the majority of his income is gained through cash/cocks-in-hand jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Ding, you fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, you fucking cunt. Yes. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Yes. What? Everyone hates you. Everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, you fucking cunt. Despite earlier projections that placed Ding's 6000th post sometime around next February, he is now on track to hit this milestone before the weekend. He's escalating. At this rate, more than half the site's content will be Ding by mid-2018, and by 2050 every electron in the known universe will be needed to store his prodigious outpouring of witty GIFs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Everyone hates you. Everyone. No, not quite everyone. I am, however, working on those last few cunts as we speak... 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Despite earlier projections that placed Ding's 6000th post sometime around next February, he is now on track to hit this milestone before the weekend. He's escalating. At this rate, more than half the site's content will be Ding by mid-2018, and by 2050 every electron in the known universe will be needed to store his prodigious outpouring of witty GIFs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Despite earlier projections that placed Ding's 6000th post sometime around next February, he is now on track to hit this milestone before the weekend. He's escalating. At this rate, more than half the site's content will be Ding by mid-2018, and by 2050 every electron in the known universe will be needed to store his prodigious outpouring of witty GIFs. There are two kinds of people in the world, baws: Those that can extrapolate from missing information. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Despite earlier projections that placed Ding's 6000th post sometime around next February, he is now on track to hit this milestone before the weekend. He's escalating. At this rate, more than half the site's content will be Ding by mid-2018, and by 2050 every electron in the known universe will be needed to store his prodigious outpouring of witty GIFs. and every post a joy to behold...I am surprised that he is not a broken man from all the various lawsuits alleging that he caused bladders to rupture and torsos to split from the excessive mirth that he is inflicts on the cunt community.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 41 minutes ago, Bubba C said: There are two kinds of people in the world, baws: Those that can extrapolate from missing information. There are 10 kinds of people in the world, Bubs: Those who understand binary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, Bubs: Those who understand binary. And the other? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: And the other? You mean, the other 9? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, Bubs: Those who understand binary. nonsense.....just two kinds...wankers and liars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Despite earlier projections that placed Ding's 6000th post sometime around next February, he is now on track to hit this milestone before the weekend. He's escalating. At this rate, more than half the site's content will be Ding by mid-2018, and by 2050 every electron in the known universe will be needed to store his prodigious outpouring of witty GIFs. What a cunt he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You mean, the other 9? The other 9 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 03/09/2016 at 22:30, Cuntybaws said: Understood. I won't post the picture of the live child in the ambulance either, although both images dominated the media, appearing in every newspaper and on every news bulletin day after day. I might do a knob joke later, if that's OK? Gary "Spikey" Rhodes has just popped his clogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 26 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Gary "Spikey" Rhodes has just popped his clogs. Gary Rhodes. What an utter, utter cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 07/09/2016 at 21:00, Cuntybaws said: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, Bubs: Those who understand binary. Surely there are only 2 types of people in the world who understand binary, Baws, as we're speaking of base 2 here? Those who do, and those who don't, ergo true or false. I'm not being pedantic, as I'd certainly imagine your knowledge of machine level language is beyond mine. I have the impression you're of the old school assembly language era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Surely there are only 2 types of people in the world who understand binary, Baws, as we're speaking of base 2 here? Am I being "whooshed"? 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Those who do, and those who don't, ergo true or false. True OR false? Some people just aren't cut out for quantum computing. 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'm not being pedantic, as I'd certainly imagine your knowledge of machine level language is beyond mine. I have the impression you're of the old school assembly language era. I've been known to program at Assembler level, yes. It's a toss up between that and Fortran 5 for shittest job ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Am I being "whooshed"? True OR false? Some people just aren't cut out for quantum computing. I've been known to program at Assembler level, yes. It's a toss up between that and Fortran 5 for shittest job ever. Now you're talking, Bawsey, lol. I must admit I was pulling your kilt a little, and a worthy retort indeed. The possibilities are astounding. You technocratic old jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: The possibilities are astounding. You technocratic old jock. Voyager 1's control software was mostly written in Fortran 5. Those were the fucking days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Frank said: Gary Rhodes. What an utter, utter cunt. Clive James has also popped his clogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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