Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 idiot?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, scotty said: He's inherited her figure, hasn't he. Did you also know that her brother is John Sergeant? Nepotism is a cruel mistress. John and Jo , Trevor McDonald & Moira Stuart, Ella & Fitzgerald. The BBC have been using this cost cutting trick for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: and Franks cancer isn't he? Cancer is the dimmest of the zodiacal constellations, having only two stars above the fourth magnitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 42 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Cancer is the dimmest of the zodiacal constellations, having only two stars above the fourth magnitude. The Beehive cluster is a fine sight with even modest binoculars. Charles Messier was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: John and Jo , Trevor McDonald & Moira Stuart, Ella & Fitzgerald. The BBC have been using this cost cutting trick for years You're on to something there, scrotes. I reckon the bbc might be breeding them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 16 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Punkape has left the building. Is it a nigerian thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 19 hours ago, Punkape said: Now these people really are deluded, fantasist cunts. Drivel effuses forth in a septic torrent about Saggitarius being aligned with Cancer or Pices is up the arse of Aquarius and so on. Then you have bellends like Russell Grant making living out of it with columns and trash tv appearances. Utter shit. I would like this , but for you continually harping on about Catholicism , which is the biggest load of superstitious wank ever, which makes you not only a fucking retard, but an inconsistent, hypocritical retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 17 hours ago, luke swarm said: yes of course...of course I did. although you might want to read the thread again and whilst you are doing it,,,,,think of fishing and large hooks. I'm aware of what you did, but I'm a bit of a cunt so had to say it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I would like this , but for you continually harping on about Catholicism , which is the biggest load of superstitious wank ever, which makes you not only a fucking retard, but an inconsistent, hypocritical retard. You have let yourself down here QC. Pukey has put up a cracking good nom and that is, deep down, what is pissing you off. Your remarks are churlish in the least and you should be deeply ashamed of yourself. No doubt Pukey will ignore your remarks being the gentleman that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You have let yourself down here QC. Pukey has put up a cracking good nom and that is, deep down, what is pissing you off. Your remarks are churlish in the least and you should be deeply ashamed of yourself. No doubt Pukey will ignore your remarks being the gentleman that he is. I've already credited him with a highly conditional like, which only fell short on account of his own incongruencies on the broader subject. Are you saying a nom should be judged on a stand alone basis , much like any statement in law? Get your fucking shit together. This is serious business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/9/2016 at 10:14 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I've already credited him with a highly conditional like, which only fell short on account of his own incongruencies on the broader subject. Are you saying a nom should be judged on a stand alone basis , much like any statement in law? Get your fucking shit together. This is serious business. Quince, in simplest terms, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. It's a scientific certainty old punky is worthless if life. But the nom itself is spot on, and deserves proper credit for being recognized as it so richly deserves. That will never change the OP's status in life. What we should be doing now, is taking to the night skies, and seeking a new constellation; one that resembles a festering cunt, and name it after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 My stars said I would come into money, lo and behold I won 25 quid on the lotto. What do you say to that, you cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Deodorant is on sale at Sainsbury's. Stock up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: My stars said I would come into money, lo and behold I won 25 quid on the lotto. What do you say to that, you cunts? Lend me a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: My stars said I would come into money, lo and behold I won 25 quid on the lotto. What do you say to that, you cunts? an excellent result and a good return on the 30 quid worth of tickets you bought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 50 minutes ago, luke swarm said: an excellent result and a good return on the 30 quid worth of tickets you bought. Don't forget the £5 in diesel to go and buy the tickets, then claim the winnings after.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Astrology/astronomy were once incredibly important and relevent to the human race, but the church fucked that up for us. Which adds a nice sychronistc aspect to the nom, as the nominee is an adherant to this particular set of medieval metaphysics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Don't forget the £5 in diesel to go and buy the tickets, then claim the winnings after.. Dingthedoggie, Dingthedoggie, ding-the-doggie, Dingthedoggie, Dingthedoggie, Ding-the-doggie, Dingthedoggie, Dingthedoggie, Oooo, ooo, ding-the-doggie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dingthedoggie, Dingthedoggie, ding-the-doggie, Dingthedoggie, Dingthedoggie, Ding-the-doggie, Dingthedoggie, Dingthedoggie, Oooo, ooo, ding-the-doggie. Falc0ff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Dingthedoggie Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh Be happy Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Dingthedoggie, be happy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I once saw a poster for a Bobby McFerrin gig in the southern Czech Republic. I didn't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 46 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I once saw a poster for a Bobby McFerrin gig in the southern Czech Republic. I didn't go. A firing squad would have more entertainment value. Wise decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 On Thursday, September 08, 2016 at 8:21 PM, witheredscrote said: Punkape has left the building. that piece of news would be most welcome if the building was a crematorium and his route of exit was the chimney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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