Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 8 hours ago, Eddie said: My head on an Somalians body. Self hate. Everybody hates your old head. Sounds like an 'upgrade', as they say in your used car shop, you work in and dont own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Cocks. Cocks up arses. Fucking hell Quincy, you must have been hoovering packet after packet last night. The written equivalent of verbal diarrhoea across every thread. My only hope is your septum fell out and you bled to death, please if there is a God. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fucking hell Quincy, you must have been hoovering packet after packet last night. The written equivalent of verbal diarrhoea across every thread. My only hope is your septum fell out and you bled to death, please if there is a God. Hopefully he read one too many Phillip K Dick novels whilst on the nose bags, thought he was some kind of dystopian automaton and fried his thick fucking head in the microwave. God bless drug induced paranoia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 17 hours ago, Punkape said: You septic old hag.... I would like to see your head .. on a plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Are you sure? I didn't notice any visual difference...? Nor any difference intellectually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 51 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I would like to see your head .. on a plate ...on a stake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: ...on a stake On the end of my boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 23 hours ago, witheredscrote said: So an Italian neurosurgeon claims that he will carry out the first human head transplant as early as next year. He has a voluntary recipient who will have the new head. Imagine waking up with a new head. I just hope the donor isn't a CC member. Would you change your name to Eddie? Think this might explain MikeD's absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 39 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Think this might explain MikeD's absence. Are you suggesting that Frank has died due to a MikeD head transplant ? The timing fits well, Mike disappears, Frank starts acting strangely, his head starts to shrink to the size of a walnut, and he is no more. Was Mike swimming off Fife and decapitated by the propeller of Frank's boat. So many unanswered questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Are you suggesting that Frank has died due to a MikeD head transplant ? The timing fits well, Mike disappears, Frank starts acting strangely, his head starts to shrink to the size of a walnut, and he is no more. Was Mike swimming off Fife and decapitated by the propeller of Frank's boat. So many unanswered questions. Frank's boat is invisible so Mike will now b invisible too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 21/09/2016 at 7:13 AM, Eddie said: Fucking hell Quincy, you must have been hoovering packet after packet last night. The written equivalent of verbal diarrhoea across every thread. My only hope is your septum fell out and you bled to death, please if there is a God. Maybe. We had a big birthday bask last weekend and many left dregs of supplies, which actually amounted to a fair bit. Was tweaking away all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Maybe. We had a big birthday bask last weekend and many left dregs of supplies, which actually amounted to a fair bit. Was tweaking away all week. Your like a old drunk finishing the left over drinks. If you're being honest I think you need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 55 minutes ago, Eddie said: Your like a old drunk finishing the left over drinks. If you're being honest I think you need help. By dregs I mean about 30 bottles of wine varied whiskys, and about 5 not quite empty bags of chop. Nothing wrong with those pickings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 23/09/2016 at 0:10 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: By dregs I mean about 30 bottles of wine varied whiskys, and about 5 not quite empty bags of chop. Nothing wrong with those pickings. Scrabbling around scraping up the last micro-grammes of someone elses drugs... what a lovely picture you paint of your domestic bliss.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Scrabbling around scraping up the last micro-grammes of someone elses drugs... what a lovely picture you paint of your domestic bliss.... There was nearly a gram. Fuck all wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 20/09/2016 at 2:29 PM, witheredscrote said: So an Italian neurosurgeon claims that he will carry out the first human head transplant as early as next year. He has a voluntary recipient who will have the new head. Imagine waking up with a new head. I just hope the donor isn't a CC member. Would you change your name to Eddie? Technically speaking it's a body transplant, since the head is the person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Technically speaking it's a body transplant, since the head is the person. Except in your case its a turnip you pedantic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Except in your case its a turnip you pedantic cunt. Typical fucking Frog - can't take any criticism. Vivre, you fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Typical fucking Frog - can't take any criticism. Vivre, you fucking cunt. Au contraire le Singe, we French thrive on it, we are despised by the rest of the world and fart at you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 21 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Au contraire le Singe, we French thrive on it, we are despised by the rest of the world and fart at you all. please don't bring the Singe family into your personal squabbles with Ape.......The Singe family run an excellent Indian restaurant in my locality and are purveyors of the finest chicken tikka naga this side of Wolverhampton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 27 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Au contraire le Singe, we French thrive on it, we are despised by the rest of the world and fart at you all. J'espere que tu es mort demain matin dans le lit d'un homosexual acec SAIDA. Paysan Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: J'espere que tu es mort demain matin dans le lit d'un homosexual acec SAIDA. Paysan Lol. pas possible, Bill est en vacances jusqu'au jeudi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: J'espere que tu es mort demain matin dans le lit d'un homosexual acec SAIDA. Paysan Lol. Bon vieux Punkly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, mothra said: Bon vieux Punkly! C'est bon si tout le monde ici ecrit francais parce que Ape comprends rien. En plus il est un idiot qui dort avec autre hommes n'importe ou.Son femme est une salope. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: pas possible, Bill est en vacances jusqu'au jeudi. Bill est en vacances ou ? Un evenment Gay Pride peut etre ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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