Bubba C Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is spurious at best, Bubba. Drew can't count. Fuck. I nearly went with paw, but I think the little rodent is on the edge. Who gets pissed on Malbec on a Tuesday night, I ask you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is spurious at best, Bubba. Drew can't count. You forgot the "he's still a virgin" bit. PS I'm not talking about his anal virginity before Punkers starts on one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: good one Bubbly Cheers. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: To put it mildly, Ding, I'm fucked. You need to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Possibly the most niche nom I've ever made, and only relevant to about three of us, but I don't give a flying fuck. £27 million was spent on this fucking mess and I'm still none the wiser as to it's purpose. Apparently, traffic from the east A47 into Norwich was bringing the city to a stand still. Their solution was to build a shit load of fucking roundabouts and slip roads that go absolutely fucking nowhere at Postwick. It's done absolutely fuck all and leads straight into single lane traffic in Thorpe, which was the problem all along. In summary, you still spend 20 fucking minutes crawling through Thorpe behind the entire city's population of fucking cyclists and bus wankers, but now you're also dizzy as fuck after going endlessly round a 27 million pound roundabout. Fuck off. You fuck off. Traffic gripe shite- go and design yourself a new infrastructure, around a new country, employing all the operational resource science of the 21st century, all the modelling, bottleneck simulation, get everything right, then breed an army of lizard people to inhabit this golden land of yours, all female- one egg fucking male- me. Then see how smart you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You fuck off. Traffic gripe shite- go and design yourself a new infrastructure, around a new country, employing all the operational resource science of the 21st century, all the modelling, bottleneck simulation, get everything right, then breed an army of lizard people to inhabit this golden land of yours, all female- one egg fucking male- me. Then see how smart you are. Quince, I can 't believe I've got this shit to run for three pages. Fuck Yacht III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quince, I can 't believe I've got this shit to run for three pages. Fuck Yacht III. I wouldn't go breaking your spine trying to fellate yourself just yet sir, i suspect any old shite will attract posts around these parts- ding alone will get you 1.5 pages. God Bless yacht three. There is a moment in all new 'star-trek' movies, where the erstwhile captain sails past the incomplete hull in a shuttle, all fucking misty eyed and shit, yearning secretly for a space at the helm, despite being a rebellious, back water, dirt bike bravo. Thats you that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wouldn't go breaking your spine trying to fellate yourself just yet sir, i suspect any old shite will attract posts around these parts- ding alone will get you 1.5 pages. God Bless yacht three. There is a moment in all new 'star-trek' movies, where the erstwhile captain sails past the incomplete hull in a shuttle, all fucking misty eyed and shit, yearning secretly for a space at the helm, despite being a rebellious, back water, dirt bike bravo. Thats you that is. But make no mistake- you are on cum wiping duty on holodeck 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: But make no mistake- you are on cum wiping duty on holodeck 3. Bent Trek II- The Wrath of Gurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 hours ago, witheredscrote said: This is a brilliant nom and could run longer than Slacker's Luton Airport shit, and Punky still hasn't commented. I reckon you should say this a third time. It will definitely be funny then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Quince, I can 't believe I've got this shit to run for three pages. Fuck Yacht III. You got?!. I got this pile of shit off the ground by sacrificing my excellent 'Head' nom. I have got a friend on Caister Parish Council you know. Watch it you ungrateful cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: I have got a friend on Caister Parish Council you know. Watch it you ungrateful cunt I sincerely hope that it's not the one who's just been locked up for sixty years worth of noncing young boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You need to be. Didn't think you fancied Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 20/09/2016 at 9:24 PM, neil298 said: It is indeed a total fucking balls up,Norwich is reliant on lights and ring roads and if just one of these has a hold up or a prang on it the fucking city grinds to a fucking halt,still wouldn't make me take to 2 wheels though,all cyclists are cunts,the lycra clad ones are sweaty cunts.Fuck off Manky and take your Claude Butler wiv ya Got stuck beside some two wheeled cunt whilst driving to work this morning. The prick was swaying all over the place and lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. I looked over and lo and behold there was one of the million cycle paths that my fucking tax has gone towards paying for, yet this daft cunt eschewed it to be a fucking menace on the roads. Cyclist cunt, if you're reading this, and I hope you aren't on account of a fatal fucking road accident, I hope my car fumes give you inoperable cancer, you fucking tree hugging dickhead. Swampy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 http://cars.aol.co.uk/2016/09/21/angry-4x4-driver-films-himself-shouting-abuse-at-cyclists/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-109717960_uk Proof that all cyclists are cunts,fucking cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 20 September 2016 at 6:50 PM, Manky said: Roundabouts used to be called Gyratory Circles in the USA. It says so in a book I own, "Roundabouts of Great Britain" There's one of those cunts in London, the Hangar Lane Gyratory System, although it could more accurately be described as the Hangar Lane Completely Fucking Static System. Dougal and Florence are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 26 minutes ago, neil298 said: http://cars.aol.co.uk/2016/09/21/angry-4x4-driver-films-himself-shouting-abuse-at-cyclists/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-109717960_uk Proof that all cyclists are cunts,fucking cunts So punky's real name is Andrew Cudd? What a cunt. Sorry for ruining your 666 of 'likes', neil. Never has the number been more appt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Got stuck beside some two wheeled cunt whilst driving to work this morning. The prick was swaying all over the place and lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. I looked over and lo and behold there was one of the million cycle paths that my fucking tax has gone towards paying for, yet this daft cunt eschewed it to be a fucking menace on the roads. Cyclist cunt, if you're reading this, and I hope you aren't on account of a fatal fucking road accident, I hope my car fumes give you inoperable cancer, you fucking tree hugging dickhead. Swampy cunt. I actually saw a cyclist deservedly sparked flat out on a roundabout earlier today. The inconsiderate cunt thought it acceptable to block a carriageway with his mangled body entwined in his bike frame. I hope he's dead now. Unfortunately for you Decs, I fear your 2-wheeled menace may live to fight another day on account of your Prius being one of the cleanest cars on the road. (Ding/Rick/Apple, the above is a joke. I don't give a fuck/need a statistical breakdown of the emissions of a Prius in relation to other cars). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Bubba C said: I actually saw a cyclist deservedly sparked flat out on a roundabout earlier today. The inconsiderate cunt thought it acceptable to block a carriageway with his mangled body entwined in his bike frame. I hope he's dead now. Unfortunately for you Decs, I fear your 2-wheeled menace may live to fight another day on account of your Prius being one of the cleanest cars on the road. (Ding/Rick/Apple, the above is a joke. I don't give a fuck/need a statistical breakdown of the emissions of a Prius in relation to other cars). The most harmful and noxious substance in a Prius is inside it, driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The most harmful and noxious substance in a Prius is inside it, driving. So you have one too, Dung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The most harmful and noxious substance in a Prius is inside it, driving. I actually drive a Fiat Cinquecento. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 So you traded the Invacar in then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Got stuck beside some two wheeled cunt whilst driving to work this morning. The prick was swaying all over the place and lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. I looked over and lo and behold there was one of the million cycle paths that my fucking tax has gone towards paying for, yet this daft cunt eschewed it to be a fucking menace on the roads. Cyclist cunt, if you're reading this, and I hope you aren't on account of a fatal fucking road accident, I hope my car fumes give you inoperable cancer, you fucking tree hugging dickhead. Swampy cunt. The other day, I was searching for the south park episode with the ass-mouth-dildo controlled omni cycle, and got side tracked, by the devil, to a short cinematic production called "ass racers" or some such, whereby a dozen or so young women were bid mount mountain bikes fitted with large dildos instead of seats, and engaged in a thrilling race through a forest, spurred on by the whooping and cat calling of several chaps, who awarded the winner with a well deserved frantic anal pounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The other day, I was searching for the south park episode with the ass-mouth-dildo controlled omni cycle, and got side tracked, by the devil, to a short cinematic production called "ass racers" or some such, whereby a dozen or so young women were bid mount mountain bikes fitted with large dildos instead of seats, and engaged in a thrilling race through a forest, spurred on by the whooping and cat calling of several chaps, who awarded the winner with a well deserved frantic anal pounding. It must be really nice where you are now. When you find out where you are, will you let me know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: So you have one too, Dung Now you can fuck right off, that is akin to calling me a nonce... the fucking cheek of you! 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I actually drive a Fiat Cinquecento. tart cart! 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The other day, I was searching for the south park episode with the ass-mouth-dildo controlled omni cycle, and got side tracked, by the devil, to a short cinematic production called "ass racers" or some such, whereby a dozen or so young women were bid mount mountain bikes fitted with large dildos instead of seats, and engaged in a thrilling race through a forest, spurred on by the whooping and cat calling of several chaps, who awarded the winner with a well deserved frantic anal pounding. The winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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