Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: Unfortunately there are a lot of these chodes around Stickly. They're either yummy mummy types called Jemima with rich husbands or occupy the opposite end of the social spectrum, namely multi-birth chav slags. The latter have achieved nothing in life, so upgrade parturition to a quasi professional status in bedsit land. I have suggested to our local council that the brown bins could be put to better use and ask you to sign the attached petition Just wait a sec, I need to buy shares in the company who make the bins... it might get busy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Judas said: A wedding is a religious ceremony......blah, blah, blah And when it's not, like your gay civil ceremony? Fuck off, you tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: And when it's not, like your gay civil ceremony? Fuck off, you tool. Wow you're nearly as good as the top dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Judas said: Wow you're nearly as good as the top dog. You do realise the only reason I refer to myself as the top dog is to wind up pissants like you? And based on your repeated mentioning of it I seem to have done the trick! Toodle pip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You do realise the only reason I refer to myself as the top dog is to wind up pissants like you? And based on your repeated mentioning of it I seem to have done the trick! Toodle pip! Pissants, a more insignificant little man I have yet to stumble accross, of course excluding Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You do realise the only reason I refer to myself as the top dog is to wind up pissants like you? And based on your repeated mentioning of it I seem to have done the trick! Toodle pip! You mean all this time you've actually been a low dog? Like a corgi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, Judas said: Pissants, a more insignificant little man I have yet to stumble accross, of course excluding Bubba. Like a number of underlings who've come before, you've realised the best, or indeed the only way, you can get noticed on here is by engaging the Top Dog and stealing a little bit of his limelight. I'm OK with it, I'm a generous man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 33 minutes ago, Judas said: Pissants, a more insignificant little man I have yet to stumble accross, of course excluding Bubba. You missed me then Judas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 31 minutes ago, mothra said: You missed me then Judas No, no I haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 12 hours ago, Decimus said: I got so smashed that I pissed the bed at my brother in-laws wedding in a 250 quid a night hotel they put us up in. Not that I mind, I hate the cunt. You made it to bed before you pissed? Huh! Fucking lightweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 This nom should read 'cunts who bring their own kids to their wedding',quite literally 'little bastards' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Now my eyes are done the photography business is running again. gay weddings, normal weddings, (sprogs from previous relationships), civil ceremonies as long as they pay me up front to take the photos I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Now my eyes are done the photography business is running again. gay weddings, normal weddings, (sprogs from previous relationships), civil ceremonies as long as they pay me up front to take the photos I don't give a fuck. A beautiful piece of blank verse there pen. Get it copyrighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 Another photographer I know was asked if he would photograph someone's "new kid", when he went to the address it was a house with a very large garden and the "kid" turned out to be a baby goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Another photographer I know was asked if he would photograph someone's "new kid", when he went to the address it was a house with a very large garden and the "kid" turned out to be a baby goat. Spit roast the fucker. Roast goat is lovely with plenty of spices on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 I went to a lovely Pakistani wedding in Tooting where the kids were prospective brides. 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Another photographer I know was asked if he would photograph someone's "new kid", when he went to the address it was a house with a very large garden and the "kid" turned out to be a baby goat. Think the groom and uncle were talking about spit roasting a kid from Rotherham later in the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: I went to a lovely Pakistani wedding in Tooting where the kids were prospective brides. Think the groom and uncle were talking about spit roasting a kid from Rotherham later in the evening. Gurt, you haven't popped your slicken heid above turf level for some time- but you make me sick as always. You'd make a good pair of driving gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt, you haven't popped your slicken heid above turf level for some time- but you make me sick as always. You'd make a good pair of driving gloves. I bet you'd like to wear me like a glove you dirty Irish bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 36 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt, you haven't popped your slicken heid above turf level for some time- but you make me sick as always. You'd make a good pair of driving gloves. It's like one big fucking orgy on here when I'm around, quince. I might not be top dog, but I've more or less single handedly enticed some legendary members back into the frame in less than half a day. Good to see you Gurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 13 minutes ago, Frank said: It's like one big fucking orgy on here where I'm around, quince. I might not be top dog, but I've more or less single handedly enticed some legendary members back into the frame in less than half a day. Good to see you Gurt. Have they put you on the 'pathway' Frank? You seem very lucid now they've withdrawn your treatment... How do you feel about death? I worry for you minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 On 25/09/2016 at 4:11 PM, Bill Stickers said: Like a number of underlings who've come before, you've realised the best, or indeed the only way, you can get noticed on here is by engaging the Top Dog and stealing a little bit of his limelight. I'm OK with it, I'm a generous man. Any poof the other side of the glory hole would agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 33 minutes ago, Frank said: but I've more or less single handedly enticed some legendary members back into the frame in less than half a day. You've found your old passwords then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 45 minutes ago, Gurt said: I bet you'd like to wear me like a glove you dirty Irish bender. A boxing glove. To beat the goo out of your flayed something or fucking other you make it up you rank cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 42 minutes ago, Snatch said: You've found your old passwords then. 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Have they put you on the 'pathway' Frank? You seem very lucid now they've withdrawn your treatment... How do you feel about death? I worry for you minky Snatch, I've put together a new video that I'm afraid doesn't show you in the best light. The title's named after the Bee Gees hit 'Spirits Having Flown' and it premieres here when I'm good and ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 20 minutes ago, Frank said: Snatch, I've put together a new video that I'm afraid doesn't show you in the best light. The title's named after the Bee Gees hit 'Spirits Having Flown' and it premieres here when I'm good and ready. Frank, my rivets are corroded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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