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Annoying "comedian" (women comedians are never funny as there is no genetic advantage for any woman to ever be funny). She flip-flops between whimsical doe-eyed thicko and tedious, preachy third-wave feminist. Could be hot, but tends to dress in ugly idiosyncratic clothing and have a dead-eyed look that suggests she might accidentally start drooling if her mind wanders for long enough and may just generally have poor spatial awareness and a propensity to blurt out stupid half-baked lefty rhetoric in public. 

She is one of the reasons Mock The Week is so shit. Her and a bunch of cuckolded 20-something t-shirt trendies (and that old cunt Hugh Dennis and the spud-faced Hunch Back of Connemara presenting it) have dragged a once only half-shit show into total shit. Endless whining leftist cunts, obsessed with laying into anything even slightly to the right of Caroline Lucas' hairy clunge. Any jokes about that terrorist sympathising cunt John McDonnell or the Green Party's ridiculous policies around nuclear energy? No! But this photo shows Theresa May/Boris/Gove pulling an odd face, LOL Brexit is ignorant racists am I right?

 

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2 minutes ago, mothra said:

I've tried my best with female comedians but they are shit

Its a contradiction in terms. They either over-share stuff about periods and boobies or they try and out-lad the male comedians. Always shit, no exceptions. Same reason there have never been any good female guitarists. There have been some copyists, but no innovators whatsoever. 

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Just now, Tata Steely Dan said:

Its a contradiction in terms. They either over-share stuff about periods and boobies or they try and out-lad the male comedians. Always shit, no exceptions. Same reason there have never been any good female guitarists. There have been some copyists, but no innovators whatsoever. 

Ah yes the jam rag jokes. Massive fuckin yawn. Some even stoop to talk about their bodies after childbirth. Useless cows the lot of them.

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Just now, neil298 said:

That is one unfunny shit fest,Andy Parsons is as funny as cancer of the bollocks and the Irish cunt is is a smug arsewipe

That midget slaphead fucked off a while ago. 

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Women in general are a degenerate section of society. They aren't funny, purely because, as you stated, their jokes revolve around jam rags, cake and "mennnnn".

They are a fucking disgrace, and apart from shitting out little humans from their cunts, what have they ever achieved? Fuck.all is what.

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Just now, Decimus said:

Women in general are a degenerate section of society. They aren't funny, purely because, as you stated, their jokes revolve around jam rags, cake and "mennnnn".

They are a fucking disgrace, and apart from shitting out little humans from their cunts, what have they ever achieved? Fuck.all is what.

They did give us donkey porn  Deco. And Ass to Mouth. Ane they keep Jimmy Choo in employment

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10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Women in general are a degenerate section of society. They aren't funny, purely because, as you stated, their jokes revolve around jam rags, cake and "mennnnn".

Women aren't funny because they can't take a joke. I've noticed you get these old frumps that want to share in the male humour, but then get offended over something, and want to stop the record immediately and give a fucking lecture. Men can laugh it off, whereas a woman will start sobbing: "that's not even funny, because I know somebody whose daughter had a similar situation on holiday and she was scared and needed counselling". Whatever.

Get a couple of men together, chatting and bantering away, and they are fucking pigs, ultimately. Woman want a part of that, but then get upset when some totally arbitrary line gets crossed.

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3 minutes ago, mothra said:

Fuck he is seriously unfunny that collared cunt. He can even make the holocaust seem grim.

I saw a trailer earlier for his latest show. He had that fat shagger and professional scouser Paul Holywood pretending to find his stupid well-worn gags funny. Stupid cunt.

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8 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Americans aren't funny. Even the men. Their idea of funny is cunts like Andy Kaufman and John Belushi, for fucks sake.

Oh I dunno,that Trump cunt is fucking hilarious 

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9 hours ago, mothra said:

Fuck he is seriously unfunny that collared cunt. He can even make the holocaust seem grim.

Fuck, you bastard,  I should not have been drinking my coffee when I read this, laughed it across the room you cunt and there is a bit of red sea pedestrian on my fathers side!

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11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Women aren't funny because they can't take a joke. I've noticed you get these old frumps that want to share in the male humour, but then get offended over something, and want to stop the record immediately and give a fucking lecture. Men can laugh it off, whereas a woman will start sobbing: "that's not even funny, because I know somebody whose daughter had a similar situation on holiday and she was scared and needed counselling". Whatever.

Get a couple of men together, chatting and bantering away, and they are fucking pigs, ultimately. Woman want a part of that, but then get upset when some totally arbitrary line gets crossed.

Some truth in this post...

Just a few observations, most of the precious snowflakes in the news and social media channels appear to be women though I would hazard a guess that female rather than male snowflake comments that are re-tweeted or highlighted. Also it's interesting that The Corner's own, blubbers, cry-babies, brittle egos, faux outrage merchants and flouncers are invariably male...

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