Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Annoying "comedian" (women comedians are never funny as there is no genetic advantage for any woman to ever be funny). She flip-flops between whimsical doe-eyed thicko and tedious, preachy third-wave feminist. Could be hot, but tends to dress in ugly idiosyncratic clothing and have a dead-eyed look that suggests she might accidentally start drooling if her mind wanders for long enough and may just generally have poor spatial awareness and a propensity to blurt out stupid half-baked lefty rhetoric in public. She is one of the reasons Mock The Week is so shit. Her and a bunch of cuckolded 20-something t-shirt trendies (and that old cunt Hugh Dennis and the spud-faced Hunch Back of Connemara presenting it) have dragged a once only half-shit show into total shit. Endless whining leftist cunts, obsessed with laying into anything even slightly to the right of Caroline Lucas' hairy clunge. Any jokes about that terrorist sympathising cunt John McDonnell or the Green Party's ridiculous policies around nuclear energy? No! But this photo shows Theresa May/Boris/Gove pulling an odd face, LOL Brexit is ignorant racists am I right? Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 I've tried my best with female comedians but they are shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, mothra said: I've tried my best with female comedians but they are shit Its a contradiction in terms. They either over-share stuff about periods and boobies or they try and out-lad the male comedians. Always shit, no exceptions. Same reason there have never been any good female guitarists. There have been some copyists, but no innovators whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Its a contradiction in terms. They either over-share stuff about periods and boobies or they try and out-lad the male comedians. Always shit, no exceptions. Same reason there have never been any good female guitarists. There have been some copyists, but no innovators whatsoever. Ah yes the jam rag jokes. Massive fuckin yawn. Some even stoop to talk about their bodies after childbirth. Useless cows the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 That is one unfunny shit fest,Andy Parsons is as funny as cancer of the bollocks and the Irish cunt is is a smug arsewipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: That is one unfunny shit fest,Andy Parsons is as funny as cancer of the bollocks and the Irish cunt is is a smug arsewipe That midget slaphead fucked off a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 I find Jo Brand funny. That much cholesterol, arteriosclerosis and COPD is fuckin hysterical. Give her arse more cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Who did they replace him with? Harry 'unfunny cunt' hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Women in general are a degenerate section of society. They aren't funny, purely because, as you stated, their jokes revolve around jam rags, cake and "mennnnn". They are a fucking disgrace, and apart from shitting out little humans from their cunts, what have they ever achieved? Fuck.all is what. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Women in general are a degenerate section of society. They aren't funny, purely because, as you stated, their jokes revolve around jam rags, cake and "mennnnn". They are a fucking disgrace, and apart from shitting out little humans from their cunts, what have they ever achieved? Fuck.all is what. They did give us donkey porn Deco. And Ass to Mouth. Ane they keep Jimmy Choo in employment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: They did give us donkey porn Deco. And Ass to Mouth. Ane they keep Jimmy Choo in employment Beyond Cumming on their face, I hate them. Even the Aryan ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Amy shumer isn't bad for a yank bint Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 22 minutes ago, mothra said: I've tried my best with female comedians but they are shit You probably thought Jill Dando was a comedian.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, mothra said: I find Jo Brand funny. That much cholesterol, arteriosclerosis and COPD is fuckin hysterical. Give her arse more cake Would you "go there"...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Women in general are a degenerate section of society. They aren't funny, purely because, as you stated, their jokes revolve around jam rags, cake and "mennnnn". Women aren't funny because they can't take a joke. I've noticed you get these old frumps that want to share in the male humour, but then get offended over something, and want to stop the record immediately and give a fucking lecture. Men can laugh it off, whereas a woman will start sobbing: "that's not even funny, because I know somebody whose daughter had a similar situation on holiday and she was scared and needed counselling". Whatever. Get a couple of men together, chatting and bantering away, and they are fucking pigs, ultimately. Woman want a part of that, but then get upset when some totally arbitrary line gets crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Beyond Cumming on their face, I hate them. Even the Aryan ones. I've got cancer of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Would you "go there"...... I would deliver the cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Surely it can't be as fucking pc as the last leg...unfunny AND spazzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 22 minutes ago, neil298 said: Who did they replace him with? Harry 'unfunny cunt' hill Fuck he is seriously unfunny that collared cunt. He can even make the holocaust seem grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: Fuck he is seriously unfunny that collared cunt. He can even make the holocaust seem grim. I saw a trailer earlier for his latest show. He had that fat shagger and professional scouser Paul Holywood pretending to find his stupid well-worn gags funny. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 45 minutes ago, mothra said: I've tried my best with female comedians but they are shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Americans aren't funny. Even the men. Their idea of funny is cunts like Andy Kaufman and John Belushi, for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 8 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Americans aren't funny. Even the men. Their idea of funny is cunts like Andy Kaufman and John Belushi, for fucks sake. Oh I dunno,that Trump cunt is fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 9 hours ago, mothra said: Fuck he is seriously unfunny that collared cunt. He can even make the holocaust seem grim. Fuck, you bastard, I should not have been drinking my coffee when I read this, laughed it across the room you cunt and there is a bit of red sea pedestrian on my fathers side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Women aren't funny because they can't take a joke. I've noticed you get these old frumps that want to share in the male humour, but then get offended over something, and want to stop the record immediately and give a fucking lecture. Men can laugh it off, whereas a woman will start sobbing: "that's not even funny, because I know somebody whose daughter had a similar situation on holiday and she was scared and needed counselling". Whatever. Get a couple of men together, chatting and bantering away, and they are fucking pigs, ultimately. Woman want a part of that, but then get upset when some totally arbitrary line gets crossed. Some truth in this post... Just a few observations, most of the precious snowflakes in the news and social media channels appear to be women though I would hazard a guess that female rather than male snowflake comments that are re-tweeted or highlighted. Also it's interesting that The Corner's own, blubbers, cry-babies, brittle egos, faux outrage merchants and flouncers are invariably male... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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