Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: I always prefer cremations. At mine I have requested ' Stairway to Heaven ' just to piss you off... Tell me your address and I'll send you the petrol and matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: I always prefer cremations. At mine I have requested ' Stairway to Heaven ' just to piss you off... The person who lights the oven should be a position that is turned into some kind of prize draw Scrotes....there is a pretty penny to be made there il wager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 57 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I imagine the wake would involve a barbecue with Bubba and Manky in charge of the spit roast. 53 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Tell me your address and I'll send you the petrol and matches. I thought Tuesday was Strongbow night in the Pissflaps cave? Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: I thought Tuesday was Strongbow night in the Pissflaps cave? Stupid fucking cunt. But Wednesday night is Kestrel night for the dopey prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: But Wednesday night is Kestrel night for the dopey prick. Kestrel, fucking hell. Grim. I heard that Hoffmeister is making a comeback as a Real Ale. Manky is probably dusting off his pork pie hat and yellow bomber jacket in clammy anticipation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 38 minutes ago, Ape said: But Wednesday night is Kestrel night for the dopey prick. "C'mon Kes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I thought Tuesday was Strongbow night in the Pissflaps cave? Stupid fucking cunt. It is Wednesday you stupid fucking cunt. I know Wales is behind the Meridian but it's not a fucking day behind perhaps a couple of decades, you backward 'tard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 38 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Kestrel, fucking hell. Grim. I heard that Hoffmeister is making a comeback as a Real Ale. Manky is probably dusting off his pork pie hat and yellow bomber jacket in clammy anticipation. Double Diamond works wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Double Diamond works wonders. Fuck me, what is that shit? "A pale ale type lager", apparently. It sounds horrific. Give me a pint of GB any day....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 22 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It is Wednesday you stupid fucking cunt. I know Wales is behind the Meridian but it's not a fucking day behind perhaps a couple of decades, you backward 'tard. I'm quoting this for prosperity, you interminably stupid cunt. You're becoming a bit 'ding' lately drew, and whilst I can only imagine the sad, lonely, grounded life you lead plays havoc with your mental state, can you just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 43 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I'm quoting this for prosperity, you interminably stupid cunt. You're becoming a bit 'ding' lately drew, and whilst I can only imagine the sad, lonely, grounded life you lead plays havoc with your mental state, can you just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself. I don't think it's the real Drew Bubbly. Remember that brown runt who sang with Boney M? That's Drew that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: I don't think it's the real Drew Bubbly. Remember that brown runt who sang with Boney M? That's Drew that is. That narrows it down. It's like saying the least talented in Milli Vanilli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 48 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I'm quoting this for prosperity, you interminably stupid cunt. You're becoming a bit 'ding' lately drew, and whilst I can only imagine the sad, lonely, grounded life you lead plays havoc with your mental state, can you just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself. And you're becoming a bit 'Bubba' lately Frank. .......... Oh! Fuck it. Have I got your multi 's the wrong way round again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: That narrows it down. It's like saying the least talented in Milli Vanilli. Laugh Control to Major Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And you're becoming a bit 'Bubba' lately Frank. .......... Oh! Fuck it. Have I got your multi 's the wrong way round again. Yes. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) Well the hanging went well lol Edited October 25, 2016 by Extremecunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Well the hanging went well lol You found jazz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 12 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Well the hanging went well lol Looks like Mark Kerr. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Double Diamond works wonders. I did drink a can of that once... fucking hell it makes Stones look good! 19 hours ago, Bubba C said: I'm quoting this for prosperity, you interminably stupid cunt. You're becoming a bit 'ding' lately drew, and whilst I can only imagine the sad, lonely, grounded life you lead plays havoc with your mental state, can you just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself. Says the cunt who's been multi-quoting.. 3 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Looks like Mark Kerr. What a cunt. Looks more like Mark Kermode to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 On 12/10/2016 at 11:31 AM, Alfie Noakes said: To make it extra special he could use a very rusty blade, perhaps we could send him some cyanide. On topic, the bellend on the hippo sounds like he has forced march up his nose. Oddly, the twat on the hippo somehow reminds me of frankie boyle. Perhaps that's because he looks like a cunt and isn't remotely amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g147323-Activities-Ponce_Puerto_Rico.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 12 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Looks like Mark Kerr. What a cunt. I'm not even going to bother trying to cunt you. Your so fucking dumb you wouldn't understand lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Right I'm definitely leaving now, you can all come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Right I'm definitely leaving now Promise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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