Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: its always the same shite isn't it...like shooting fish in a barrel Snatcher so don't think I will bother with it. As he like arses so much I'm hoping he'll disappear up his own. He has his head up it most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: A sadly not very rare glimpse into Punkape's mind and desires... I appreciate you're new here and don't really appreciate the nuances of the corner but just fuck off all the same you thick fucking, dribbling cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I appreciate you're new here and don't really appreciate the nuances of the corner but just fuck off all the same you thick fucking, dribbling cretin. What do you think about the state of my ringpiece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've no doubt you will have a Catherine wheel spinning on the end of your dick on the same evening..... lol. And you'll have a jumping jack well..........jumping on the end of your sweetcorn encrusted cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: I appreciate you're new here and don't really appreciate the nuances of the corner but just fuck off all the same you thick fucking, dribbling cretin. I like Roadkill, at least he's honest about his homosexuality. You on the other hand are so far in the closet, that you're in serious danger of being bumfucked by Aslan in Narnia. Pull the golf club out your arse and sort yourself out, you limp-wristed old queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Just now, Agentpeanut said: I like Roadkill, at least he's honest about his homosexuality. You on the other hand are so far in the closet, that you're in serious danger of being bumfucked by Aslan in Narnia. Pull the golf club out your arse and sort yourself out, you limp-wristed old queen. You're uncouth, an oik and you add nothing to the board that couldn't be contributed by an autistic baboon with measles and a severe lower colon disorder. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: What do you think about the state of my ringpiece? You're number one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: What do you think about the state of my ringpiece? It's like a cum-grenade went off in a shit-mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I've no doubt you will have a Catherine wheel spinning on the end of your dick on the same evening..... lol. You really are obsessed with sparkling todgers aren't you SpunkGape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, Punkape said: You're uncouth, an oik and you add nothing to the board that couldn't be contributed by an autistic baboon with measles and a severe lower colon disorder. Fuck off. There was I thinking 'christ,Spunkers has made a reply that didn't include any references to bum sex' and then you go and spoil it by entering the lower colon......something you have a BA honours degree in from the arse bothering university of gaychester. L O fucking L Edited October 31, 2016 by neil298 Too early you cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 12 hours ago, Decimus said: What do you think about the state of my ringpiece? Hanging in tatters like a flag after a hurricane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: There was I thinking 'christ,Spunkers has made a reply that didn't include any references to bum sex' and then you go and spoil it by entering the lower colon......something you have a BA honours degree in from the arse bothering university of gaychester. L O fucking L You fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 12 hours ago, Decimus said: What do you think about the state of my ringpiece? Old Yishmak at The Gables worked for GPO Telephones back in the 1960s .. he remembers being called to check the phones at a large house in Bexley because the lady there had said that although they could phone out from the house, they could not recieve calls because none of the ringpieces were working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fat cunt. You are flirting with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fat cunt. Reported for fatism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 13 hours ago, luke swarm said: In the midlands about this time, we get these new shops open up just to cater for this cuntfest...fortunately they only open a month or two before closing again......the bangers, rockets and roman candle things are not a patch on the stuff available in the 70s......there used to be a lot more blinding's, maiming's and hapless berks getting burn injuries then. All this health and safety and public information warnings have taken all the fun out of Bonfire night........also whatever happened to those stupid urchins begging for a "penny for the guy" alongside a badly made up straw man you used to see on the streets of Smethwick. Do you remember the jumping jacks? One of them jumped up the trouser leg of Mr Brown next door and blew his nuts off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 22 hours ago, Roadkill said: Bunch of grumpy cunts. Fireworks are the shit XD I'm sure you and your friends on the sunshine bus get a hard on when you see the pwitty bang bangs but you can get fucked and burn your own face off with my blessing.fireworks are for the under 5's and spasticated fuckwit knob heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, neil298 said: I'm sure you and your friends on the sunshine bus get a hard on when you see the pwitty bang bangs but you can get fucked and burn your own face off with my blessing.fireworks are for the under 5's and spasticated fuckwit knob heads When I was little I wanted to go on the Playhour sunshine superbus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 The 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: When I was little I wanted to go on the Playhour sunshine superbus. That would explain things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 16 hours ago, Donner and chips said: You really are obsessed with sparkling todgers aren't you SpunkGape? Talking of sparkling todgers, Ant and Dec are advertising that shit "I'm a celebrity.......". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: When I was little I wanted to go on the Playhour sunshine superbus. Sounds a bit dodgy to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds a bit dodgy to me. We would have got sweets and lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 44 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: We would have got sweets and lemonade. and something to suck on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: We would have got sweets and lemonade. If it was lager I'd definitely would have got on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 My friend's just text me. Lots of fireworks going off round her way. She said that her pussy is shaking with fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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