Eddie Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: A fake walnut, plastic dashboard and a Halfords added Sat-Nav? Awful scenes, Ed, are you an MG owner? Fuck me if only, an MG, that's what dreams are made of. That silly sausage Frank didn't show up, i had his pump ready for collection, the quince has really done a number on him, his confidence is shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck me if only, an MG, that's what dreams are made of. That silly sausage Frank didn't show up, i had his pump ready for collection, the quince has really done a number on him, his confidence is shot. Ed I know you're trying to be part of all of this, but you're really struggling to connect. You've never been funny. Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 22 hours ago, Frank said: It never rains but it pours. Sack of shit. Have this, again on the house. You can play the drums well, albeit with that fucking syrup tied up. (Best view at 2.33 in) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 1 minute ago, The Beast said: Have this, again on the house. You can play the drums well, albeit with that fucking syrup tied up. (Best view at 2.33 in) Proper, do you think I'm the most loved member ever? I'm feeling it right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed I know you're trying to be part of all of this, but you're really struggling to connect. You've never been funny. Never. If I want your opinion I will ask Quincy for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: If I want your opinion I will ask Quincy for it. Listen to yourself man.. rolling out the same old overdone self-deprecating shit with your stupid fucking 'motor parts' avatar. No one cares Ed. Move on or withdraw you weak little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Listen to yourself man.. rolling out the same old overdone self-deprecating shit with your stupid fucking 'motor parts' avatar. No one cares Ed. Move on or withdraw you weak little shit. You right of course, it is a bit shit when the subject matter is on loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed I know you're trying to be part of all of this, but you're really struggling to connect. You've never been funny. Never. Frank, you know I consider you of the finest type, but you are on the ropes here. Get to your corner, and sort yourself out before the bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: Listen to yourself man.. rolling out the same old overdone self-deprecating shit with your stupid fucking 'motor parts' avatar. No one cares Ed. Move on or withdraw you weak little shit. You're my shit now Frank. Additionally, you're fucking grounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 20 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: That;s exactly why they don't last, it's what people want. Now Frank, I know you are having a bit of, er, trouble down below, but there's really no need to be that tetchy... Stay out of this Ding, it doesn't concern you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 19 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank, you know I consider you of the finest type, but you are on the ropes here. Get to your corner, and sort yourself out before the bell. His legs are like jelly, EC could push him over. To think he was once a thing of mine, like a toilet brush, or some shit in the attic I couldn't even be bothered throwing in a land fill. To think I put my name to that, that hopeless fucking disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're my shit now Frank. Additionally, you're fucking grounded. You really meant to say "You're shit now Frank"... 47 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stay out of this Ding, it doesn't concern you. At that's a bit different to "shut up ding", however my answer is still the same... Fuck off and die you moronic pig sticking fuckbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: His legs are like jelly, EC could push him over. To think he was once a thing of mine, like a toilet brush, or some shit in the attic I couldn't even be bothered throwing in a land fill. To think I put my name to that, that hopeless fucking disaster. Frank sent a full apology this morning along with a nice pic, although he does look a little sheepish, apology accepted you strange little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 On 11/2/2016 at 7:03 PM, Frank said: Not at all Ed.. I love that man. Remember it was me who relentlessly campaigned for his release. When he's on form, no cunt can touch him, and I miss my dandy quince. Any news on that pump? I'm glad you didn't join me I Paris Francois, it was a fucking first class disaster. After two days I engaged the company of a good looking strumpet from Cadiz who is in the same game, and I thought I had charmed her. She took me to a top restaurant (Pierre Gagnaire) at my fucking expense. Way out of my league. The second night she quaffed the best part of 3 bottles of Krug, and I didn't even get upstairs outsidies. The next time its Moules et Frites and half a lager. Its all I'll be fucking having......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 I SAID BUY SOME FUCKING DECENT ONES THEN. STUPID WHORE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You really meant to say "You're shit now Frank"... At that's a bit different to "shut up ding", however my answer is still the same... Fuck off and die you moronic pig sticking fuckbag. Silence, cunt. I'm trying to concentrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 22 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Silence, cunt. I'm trying to concentrate. you'll need more than silence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 I have a couple of hearing aids. I get round the battery problem by not giving a shit what anyone says, and not wearing them. Seriously, they sound fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: I have a couple of hearing aids. I get round the battery problem by not giving a shit what anyone says, and not wearing them. Seriously, they sound fucking awful. I'll bet you've been on drugs all night you stupid, irresponsible twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you've been on drugs all night you stupid, irresponsible twat. Says the man who's so lame he has to invent a fictional personality to make friends on the net. And that doesn't even work does it Punkers old fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 54 minutes ago, deebom said: Says the man who's so lame he has to invent a fictional personality to make friends on the net. And that doesn't even work does it Punkers old fruit? Do you buy drugs responsibly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 You are a mushroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 minute ago, deebom said: You are a mushroom. Shrooms? On The Corner? Let me at them Deebie!! Fuckin Shroom bastards should be destroyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: Says the man who's so lame he has to invent a fictional personality to make friends on the net. And that doesn't even work does it Punkers old fruit? Is this him making friends? Absolutely everybody thinks he is a bender, and he goes on about church all the time - not a flattering combo. Unless ones target market is nice young single priests ones own age. Mates of mine recently moved from Edi back to Belfast and had bought a house off the church. 3 preists had been living there previously. When they got keys and possession , they found a bunch of shit they hadn't taken, so phoned them to say come get or it's in the bin. After this call, my mates missus found a plastic bag in a wardrobe with various objects in it, one of which was a massive black butt plug. She said it was like a huge, 3D ace of spades. When they came to get the shot she had this in the middle of the table , just to cunt them. Picked it up and thanked them without batting an eyelid. Disgusting perverts. What the fuck did they get up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Is this him making friends? Absolutely everybody thinks he is a bender, and he goes on about church all the time - not a flattering combo. Unless ones target market is nice young single priests ones own age. Mates of mine recently moved from Edi back to Belfast and had bought a house off the church. 3 preists had been living there previously. When they got keys and possession , they found a bunch of shit they hadn't taken, so phoned them to say come get or it's in the bin. After this call, my mates missus found a plastic bag in a wardrobe with various objects in it, one of which was a massive black butt plug. She said it was like a huge, 3D ace of spades. When they came to get the shot she had this in the middle of the table , just to cunt them. Picked it up and thanked them without batting an eyelid. Disgusting perverts. What the fuck did they get up to? Butt stuff, obviously. Better than them getting their hands on any choirboys, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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