Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: How much longer do you reckon young Eric has here? I'll give you 3/1 odds he completely melts down before midnight. I think it's more likely Ding spirits him off to Gretna Green, for a whirlwind homo wedding. He seems completely smitten. So disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh,I do apologise,should I be bitching about non cunts instead then, or sharing cutting edge witticisms like "what do you want" shithot prose Frank. Although it is pronounced "Chumlee", it is spelt "Cholmondeley" .. I hope that this is of help to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Although it is pronounced "Chumlee", it is spelt "Cholmondeley" .. I hope that this is of help to you. Pen, when you cough do you piss your pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Pen, when you cough do you piss your pants? Not always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Not always. Just a squirt sometimes eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I see you still haven't left the comfort and security of your first nomination yet. All in good time. Disabled Toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: Just a squirt sometimes eh? Again .. not always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Disabled Toilet. Do you sprinkle when you tinkle Punker's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Who put this yank drivel on these esteemed pages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who put this yank drivel on these esteemed pages? Sorry, guilty. Seemed like a good opener for a newbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Chumlee enjoys collecting shoes, as he owns more than 200 pairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, guilty. Seemed like a good opener for a newbie. It's all good Eric. Don't listen to these womb rot exudates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, guilty. Seemed like a good opener for a newbie. So. What have you learned today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, guilty. Seemed like a good opener for a newbie. Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 I reckon if Hitler had had crowd funding available to him, he would have come to power a lot sooner. Follow us on Facistbook; to Poland, to Norway, to Holland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Chumlee enjoys collecting shoes, as he owns more than 200 pairs 200 pair of ballet slippers and patent leather "I'm a lady boy poof" pumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 13 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: So. What have you learned today? That he's a thick, senile old cunt who should write down the passwords for his Withers and Bedbug ID's, so when he forgets them he doesn't have to invent yet another boring as fuck persona. I fucking absolutely hate you, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Although it is pronounced "Chumlee", it is spelt "Cholmondeley" .. I hope that this is of help to you. I am afraid he is named after a little known, over here, cartoon character who is called Chumlee and they spelled it that way. I hope that is of help to you, (if you give a fuck that is, which I hope you don't.) He is an infantile waste of space and is probably Keith Lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am afraid he is named after a little known, over here, cartoon character who is called Chumlee and they spelled it that way. I hope that is of help to you, (if you give a fuck that is, which I hope you don't.) He is an infantile waste of space and is probably Keith Lard. I do care, however I do not care very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 22 minutes ago, ratcum said: I reckon if Hitler had had crowd funding available to him, he would have come to power a lot sooner. Follow us on Facistbook; to Poland, to Norway, to Holland... Do you think that we could crowd fund a boat for Frank and a hog forJewdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you think that we could crowd fund a boat for Frank and a hog forJewdy? No but people would help send them both to Disney Land 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: I am afraid he is named after a little known, over here, cartoon character who is called Chumlee and they spelled it that way. I hope that is of help to you, (if you give a fuck that is, which I hope you don't.) He is an infantile waste of space and is probably Keith Lard. Why are the worst ones always named Keith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, guilty. Seemed like a good opener for a newbie. NEVER apologize. They'll rip you apart, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 42 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you think that we could crowd fund a boat for Frank and a hog forJewdy? Only if the boat has a North Korean Hull registry and and is free to be torpedoed in open sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, guilty. Seemed like a good opener for a newbie. Always go for the domestic equivalent. It's well known and accepted sscientific fact Americans and their shite television are utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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