Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Again, maybe too niche. Hopefully you know the cunts in question. They have the sickly sweet peardrop breath that indicates pre-diabetes. These cunts roll up to meetings and events and somehow always produce a bottle of coke from somewhere. They need that sugarwater bullshit to get them through their day, chugging it from 9:00 am to 17:00 pm as though it was water. Jittery cunts that don't knowledge their caffeine addiction or general poor health. Fucking fatties, basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Drinkers out of bottles are generally knobheads. Either out of a pint pot, a tap or a mug will do the trick. All the plastic in the canals and ponds is killing the dolphins which means less for me to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 It could be worse... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 My brother worked with someone who drank 2x 2l bottles of coke a day on site... ended up with his stomach rotting itself away.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Coke contains quite a lot of phosphoric acid, that's why you can clean coins with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 The original formula would strip paint off your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: The original formula would strip paint off your car. Yes but in them days, almost anything could strip paint off a car Wizzo. My Aunty Vi's labia for instance. Or a flame thrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It could be worse... Yeah, we could all be Jeremy Corbyn. That'd be shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: Coke contains quite a lot of phosphoric acid, that's why you can clean coins with it. Uh-oh, I drink 2-3 cans a day, I love the stuff. (Coca-Cola, Pepsi at a push, nothing else will do and none of the taste-free diet stuff either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It could be worse... Well spotted Bawsey, it could be much worse indeed, he could be Jeremy Cuntbyn. Imagine having that cunt on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Uh-oh, I drink 2-3 cans a day, I love the stuff. (Coca-Cola, Pepsi at a push, nothing else will do and none of the taste-free diet stuff either) Pepsi Max for me at least 500ml a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Whey protein shake, with additional inositol and choline, plus a Joe Weider anabolic mega-pack for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Whey protein shake, with additional inositol and choline, plus a Joe Weider anabolic mega-pack for me Plain black coffee 2 cals a pop and ya get yer caffeine hit and all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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