Guest Manky Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet that he can play cazy golf. Who would caddy for him? I heard his mum used to tie steaks around his neck so the dog would play with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Who would caddy for him? I heard his mum used to tie steaks around his neck so the dog would play with him. His mum still does that for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 9 hours ago, Ape said: Give him a fucking break Rick - he's more entertaining than most of the other cunts on here combined. get a room ffs you two. This is how AIDS started, with two apes sucking each others cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: get a room ffs you two. This is how AIDS started, with two apes sucking each others cock. It was spread by male "cabin crew" from various airlines who indulged in unsafe depravity wherever they flew to. And the fuel of choice for these people......Muesli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Who would caddy for him? I heard his mum used to tie steaks around his neck so the dog would play with him. I'd like to tie a rope around his neck and let the wind play with him as he gently swings from a lamppost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 16 minutes ago, Snatch said: I'd like to tie a rope around his neck and let the wind play with him as he gently swings from a lamppost. I'd like to steal your idea and apply it to that yankee troll with the pig face avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Oi punkape you plebian oik, breakfast of smoked salmon and freshly scrambled eggs with grated truffle is the only way a true Englishman should breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 35 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'd like to steal your idea and apply it to that yankee troll with the pig face avatar. Go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 How come you know so much about muesli then Punkers old sprout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 55 minutes ago, deebom said: How come you know so much about muesli then Punkers old sprout? Do you grow your own cannabis or do you go to a dealer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I'd like to steal your idea and apply it to that yankee troll with the pig face avatar. Far too quick, couple of hours water boarding followed by a few hundred paper cuts and a liberal application of battery acid. How we would chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Far too quick, couple of hours water boarding followed by a few hundred paper cuts and a liberal application of battery acid. How we would chuckle. Amateur. Battery acid would burn away the nerve endings. Lemon juice is the way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: get a room ffs you two. This is how AIDS started, with two apes sucking each others cock. Fuck off you vile poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 17 hours ago, Punkape said: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. You are a plebian if you think any other cereal than porridge is British. The Americunts invented Shredded Wheat and Ozbo's invented Weetabix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are a plebian if you think any other cereal than porridge is British. The Americunts invented Shredded Wheat and Ozbo's invented Weetabix. We have something called Bokmo, too http://www.bokomo.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Amateur. Battery acid would burn away the nerve endings. Lemon juice is the way to go Lemon juice mixed with powdered glass and a sprinkling itching powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Lemon juice mixed with powdered glass and a sprinkling itching powder. Oooh, yeah. And TCP, so there's no chance of death by infection. Those Soviet era KGB agents didn't have shit on us. Pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Lemon juice mixed with powdered glass and a sprinkling itching powder. Let's all apply for jobs at Guantanamo bay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Lemon juice mixed with powdered glass and a sprinkling itching powder. We could be really sadistic and just show a 2 hour compilation of Ant n Decs best bits with a little featurette of Davina McCall. Now that's fucking torture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 55 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Lemon juiceproductsth powdered glass and a sprinkling itching powder Twat. Chromium XI is the way to go. Its an alkaline so the nerves are destroyed before you realise whats happening. its also the additive in cement prooducts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Twat. Chromium XI is the way to go. Its an alkaline so the nerves are destroyed before you realise whats happening. its also the additive in cement prooducts Actually, if we just threw him into a barrel of wet cement up to the waste and let it dry the chemical burns would be excruciating and by the time the subject passes their lower body will basically be pus and bone. With blood transfusions and an IV he could last months... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: We could be really sadistic and just show a 2 hour compilation of Ant n Decs best bits with a little featurette of Davina McCall. Now that's fucking torture. With a Lenny Cunt Henry advert break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I preferred Muesli when it was cooked and called porridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: With a Lenny Cunt Henry advert break. Lenny has a history as a torturer. In the 90's he took his big fat wife to Ethiopia so the poor starving cunts could see what it looked like to eat 15 meals a day. I bet they didn't consider that to be comic relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lenny has a history as a torturer. In the 90's he took his big fat wife to Ethiopia so the poor starving cunts could see what it looked like to eat 15 meals a day. I bet they didn't consider that to be comic relief. They should have spit roasted the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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