Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: You cannot begin to imagine my delight when I read this in the local paper and I genuinely thought that there was a chance that you were dead. Thanks for ruining my morning by confirming your continued existence. happy to disappoint you. See you in the light tunnel on Hay Hill for a dust up later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A R S E H O L E ! Bravo! Well korrectid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 "Is a life sentence the right option m'lud?" .. after appeal by department of justice against too lenient sentence .. sentence increased to life plus 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 check out the picture of the floral tributes on EDP24, complete with cans of their favourite lager-at the site of a car crash? How fucking moronic can these chavs get. Like Frank leaving a pair of bloodied, shitty pants where he last met Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: check out the picture of the floral tributes on EDP24, complete with cans of their favourite lager-at the site of a car crash? How fucking moronic can these chavs get. Like Frank leaving a pair of bloodied, shitty pants where he last met Punkape. I heartily implore you all to avoid Drew's offer of reviewing our local news. Drew you fucking tit, they already think that we're thick as fuck, they don't need an introduction to the EDP to confirm it, you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Thank you Decs, here is the link http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/inquest_opened_into_the_death_of_brothers_sam_and_shane_nobbs_who_died_on_the_a140_in_horsham_st_faith_1_4797058 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Far more important is this .. who would steal 1,500 geese? http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/appeal_after_1_500_geese_stolen_from_bawburgh_1_4795909 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Thank you Decs, here is the link http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/inquest_opened_into_the_death_of_brothers_sam_and_shane_nobbs_who_died_on_the_a140_in_horsham_st_faith_1_4797058 TBH the court hearing took place three days after his death and it was treated as a "failure to attend court" and at that point the court was not aware that he was deceased. It is not uncommon for defendants to not turn up for these type of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Far more important is this .. who would steal 1,500 geese? http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/appeal_after_1_500_geese_stolen_from_bawburgh_1_4795909 I thought Withers was a bit quiet lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I heartily implore you all to avoid Drew's offer of reviewing our local news. Drew you fucking tit, they already think that we're thick as fuck, they don't need an introduction to the EDP to confirm it, you cunt. A wise plea Decs. I thought you were exaggerating until I found major stories such as : A motorist who forgot where she had parked her car reported it stolen before discovering it was just where she had left it. (Complete with pics etc) Drivers who find themselves in queues at the Thickthorn roundabout because traffic lights let only a handful of cars through have been assured the system is not broken -but is part of a plan to keep the A47 safe. Two gems found within 15 secs...If only I had the will to persevere. What an interesting place to live, though I imagine the 'scrotes rampaging return(?) has ruffled a few feathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: I heartily implore you all to avoid Drew's offer of reviewing our local news. Drew you fucking tit, they already think that we're thick as fuck, they don't need an introduction to the EDP to confirm it, you cunt. It's interesting to see they've also had to clearly label the day, as a long date may have been too confusing for some of the less erudite readers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: pair of cunts from Norwich who wiped themselves out in a car crash and one of them has been prosecuted for 'motoring offences' committed before his death. Now everyone (family) is pissed off for tarnishing their 'good natured, lively' memory. Discuss. Cause of death . ...dashboard to the face . ..fun em an anyone like em Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 A few interesting nuggets in that news story... Quote Their mother Lisa Nobbs said: “They lived life to the max ...." Their father Mark said: “I have lost my little bodyguards, when I got in trouble they protected me.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Far more important is this .. who would steal 1,500 geese? http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/appeal_after_1_500_geese_stolen_from_bawburgh_1_4795909 Fucking 'scrotes you cunt bring them back, preferably with their virginity still intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I read this online and immediately entered a period of mourning............2 seconds later I was looking at porn,3 stiffuns' at once,Ithangu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Sounds to me like a nice way of upping the 'solved crime' statistics, meeting targets on clearing up crime. "The crime rate has dropped since we introduced our new Policing measures." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 22 minutes ago, deebom said: Sounds to me like a nice way of upping the 'solved crime' statistics, meeting targets on clearing up crime. "The crime rate has dropped since we introduced our new Policing measures." 100% of the dead criminals don't re-offend. What a fucking result for the KPI's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 16 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: 100% of the dead criminals don't re-offend. What a fucking result for the KPI's Don't forget the old, he was already dead when he fell down the stairs, y'honour, honest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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