Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Is it just me but are sportsmen, celebrities and politicians the most boring cunts on the planet. As they take up %99.9 of time on all media, little wonder that each day feels like you have OD'd on Diazepan. I didn't mind real celebrities, back when when the word meant that the described individual had some form of discernible talent, but now there has been an influx of semi-retarded baboons who are famous for no reason whatsoever, northern slappers from Geordie shore whose abilities end at getting pregnant behind a chip shop, and cunts from TOWIE like Joey Essex with single figure IQ's. All of these cunts are now millionaires and revered by hordes of other retards who seek to emulate them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't mind real celebrities, back when when the word meant that the described individual had some form of discernible talent, but now there has been an influx of semi-retarded baboons who are famous for no reason whatsoever, northern slappers from Geordie shore whose abilities end at getting pregnant behind a chip shop, and cunts from TOWIE like Joey Essex with single figure IQ's. All of these cunts are now millionaires and revered by hordes of other retards who seek to emulate them. Or those frigging Cardassians 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Or those frigging Cardassians Kardashians spoof on the Keith Lemon sketch show where the sisters are portrayed as transvestite Irish gypsies "Kim's doin a full frontal photo shoot, her vagoina looks loike a spilled feckin kebab". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Kardashians spoof on the Keith Lemon sketch show where the sisters are portrayed as transvestite Irish gypsies "Kim's doin a full frontal photo shoot, her vagoina looks loike a spilled feckin kebab". Wait you can actually understand what Keith Lemon is saying through that awful voice he puts on? You one of those weirdos who can hear dog whistles, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Wait you can actually understand what Keith Lemon is saying through that awful voice he puts on? You one of those weirdos who can hear dog whistles, too? Yep. I also chase cars, shit in front gardens and bury the bones after Sunday dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kardashians spoof on the Keith Lemon sketch show where the sisters are portrayed as transvestite Irish gypsies "Kim's doin a full frontal photo shoot, her vagoina looks loike a spilled feckin kebab". Keith Lemon is a fucking twat. And an unfunny one to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Keith Lemon is a fucking twat. And an unfunny one to boot. Leigh Francis' other character Avid Merrion was a lot funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Leigh Francis' other character Avid Merrion was a lot funnier. That was as funny as pancreatic cancer. If I could be bothered I'd refer this idiot to the 'face hit thread'. But I can't be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I have never seen a programme of Keith Lemon's yet. There are a few advantages with having the electricity cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That was as funny as pancreatic cancer. If I could be bothered I'd refer this idiot to the 'face hit thread'. But I can't be arsed. It is strange that Leigh Francis has never spoken or appeared as himself. Always in character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I have never seen a programme of Keith Lemon's yet. There are a few advantages with having the electricity cut off. You should treat yourself and pop down south for a visit. It's great. We have electricity, carpets, kids running round with shoes on their feet etc'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You should treat yourself and pop down south for a visit. It's great. We have electricity, carpets, kids running round with shoes on their feet etc'. They make shoes for CHILDREN?? What a weird place... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should treat yourself and pop down south for a visit. It's great. We have electricity, carpets, kids running round with shoes on their feet etc'. We have electricity as well. The only problem is someone nicked the 3 core cable running from the streetlight to our house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: They make shoes for CHILDREN?? What a weird place... Yes. And some of them are transported to school in one of those fancy motor carriages! No sneaking a lift to t' pit on the back of a milkmans horse cart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I wonder if Wogan will ever be exposed as one of these fiddly dogs? Stranger things have happened. Angela Merkel driving over kittens in a Tiger tank for example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: We have electricity as well. The only problem is someone nicked the 3 core cable running from the streetlight to our house. If one of your neighbours has acquired a fancy new washing line, I reckon you've found the culprit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: If one of your neighbours has acquired a fancy new washing line, I reckon you've found the culprit. Washing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I wonder if Wogan will ever be exposed as one of these fiddly dogs? Stranger things have happened. Angela Merkel driving over kittens in a Tiger tank for example Certainly something dodgy about him, all that shifting weight from foot to foot and knee touching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It is strange that Leigh Francis has never spoken or appeared as himself. Always in character. And notice he has that rag on his hand! Spike Milligan did that back in the early 70s. I detest him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: How do you knot shit ? Perhaps you could provide a demonstration ? Or just fuck off . Once Decimus has had his dung pounded for half an hour or so he can form it into balloon animals, the miserable fat poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And notice he has that rag on his hand! Spike Milligan did that back in the early 70s. I detest him. What rag? I haven't noticed. What's it for and why did Spike Milligan have one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Manky said: Is it just me but are sportsmen, celebrities and politicians the most boring cunts on the planet. As they take up %99.9 of time on all media, little wonder that each day feels like you have OD'd on Diazepan. I thought Paula Radcliffe was quite interesting when she took a public shit midway through a performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What rag? I haven't noticed. What's it for and why did Spike Milligan have one? Watch any programmes from the Q series. Each show the characters would have a finger bandaged or arm bandaged up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Once Decimus has had his dung pounded for half an hour or so he can form it into balloon animals, the miserable fat poof. Dan, it's been made clear to me that I'm no longer allowed to be mean to you. Personally, I thought that you were more than capable of absorbing it and giving it back. Whilst you are under the wing of Mrs. Roops we will have no further contact. Deleted Edited December 1, 2016 by Rick_B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 You don't seem to have got the point, what you are not allowed to do is pursue a vendetta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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