BBC news coverage

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. 

My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah?

The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

Trick as old as the roman empire . .convince the plebs the barbarians are coming and ya can tax the hole off em without reproach

Panzerknacker 

[Decimus]

24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. 

My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah?

The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. 

Cry baby, faggot cunt.

[ratcum]

Just now, Decimus said:

Cry baby, faggot cunt.

I'd heard Peppa Pig was due for a makeover Deco. This new title for the brand is genius. You could sell begging to the Africans mate

[Roadkill]

Just now, Tata Steely Dan said:

I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. 

My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah?

The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. 

It's the news. Of course it's gonna be shit. Watch some Robot Wars next time.

[Earl of Punkape]

25 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. 

My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah?

The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. 

What's your fucking problem?

There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder.

I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt.

Do you want some ?

[Decimus]

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's your fucking problem?

There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder.

I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt.

Do you want some ?

Reported (again).

See you in a fortnight, cunt.

[Roadkill]

Just now, Punkape said:

What's your fucking problem?

There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder.

I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt.

Do you want some ?

Good to know, Punky. I feel better about doing this now.

[Roadkill]

Just now, Decimus said:

Reported (again).

See you in a fortnight, cunt.

You're seriously addicted to the grass, Decs. I think you might have a problem.

[Earl of Punkape]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Reported (again).

See you in a fortnight, cunt.

It was ironic you thick moron.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's your fucking problem?

There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder.

I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt.

Do you want some ?

As your "Range Rover" is a cardboard cut-out taped to the side of your raleigh shopper bike would it have mattered?

 

[Earl of Punkape]

5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Good to know, Punky. I feel better about doing this now.

Do you want some ?

lol.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, Punkape said:

Do you want some ?

lol.

Pleb.

[Earl of Punkape]

Just now, Lady Penelope said:

As your "Range Rover" is a cardboard cut-out taped to the side of your raleigh shopper bik would it have mattered?

How's your Dacia ?

lol.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, Punkape said:

How's your Dacia ?

lol.

I use it as a duster .. you pleb.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

I use it as a duster .. you pleb.

Peasant.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just now, Punkape said:

Peasant.

Commoner.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

8 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Peasant.

How are your plums hangimg?

[Earl of Punkape]

Just now, Lady Penelope said:

How are your plums hangimg?

Do want the opticians, spellcheck or both?

Fuck off.

[Roadkill]

Just now, Lady Penelope said:

How are your plums hangimg?

You on the drink, Pen? Seeing some unusually bad spelling here.

[Earl of Punkape]

Who wants some ?

 

[Earl of Punkape]

M62.

It's only a bit of fun....

Lol.

[ratcum]

3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Who wants some ?

 

I think you're having one of your turns Punkles. Is there a colitis sufferer who can shit with you?

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. 

My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah?

The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. 

What a complete and utter pile of watery, student-angst fuelled, fucking tosh your noms are. 

Idiot. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Punkape said:

M62.

It's only a bit of fun....

Lol.

Fella in green clearly has some size envy.