Neil Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Any sympathy on here for the Sikhs 'offended' by having a fatty deposit in our new fivers?......nah me neither,maybe we could introduce animal fat into lots more of our products,bovine cleansing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 It's money. Don't eat it and you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Any sympathy on here for the Sikhs 'offended' by having a fatty deposit in our new fivers?......nah me neither,maybe we could introduce animal fat into lots more of our products,bovine cleansing That's because no Sikhs are actually offended, it will be liberal white fucking wankers who find everything racist, offended on their behalf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: That's because no Sikhs are actually offended, it will be liberal white fucking wankers who find everything racist, offended on their behalf. And vegans. Don't forget vegans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 I don't want all the fuss is about. I mean it's not like it will make them Sikh or anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I don't want all the fuss is about. I mean it's not like it will make them Sikh or anything. I wish I had made this comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: I wish I had made this comment. you can do the one about the Kwik Fit worker who says he'll never retyre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: you can do the one about the Kwik Fit worker who says he'll never retyre If I did wouldn't it be a retread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 25 minutes ago, neil298 said: Any sympathy on here for the Sikhs 'offended' by having a fatty deposit in our new fivers?......nah me neither,maybe we could introduce animal fat into lots more of our products,bovine cleansing A little less fat for you too.... you fat sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Has anyone tried to milk one of the new fivers rather than beefing about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: you can do the one about the Kwik Fit worker who says he'll never retyre Reported for being Tim Vine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: That's because no Sikhs are actually offended, it will be liberal white fucking wankers who find everything racist, offended on their behalf. This. Of all the peoples from the Indian subcontinent, the Sikhs are the best of the lot. Far more laid back that the Hindus and the Muslims, like a drink, and will let you marry their daughters. If you have a few quid that is... Very practical people the Sikhs. I seriously doubt they're upset that wedge has some fat in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, deebom said: This. Of all the peoples from the Indian subcontinent, the Sikhs are the best of the lot. Far more laid back that the Hindus and the Muslims, like a drink, and will let you marry their daughters. If you have a few quid that is... Very practical people the Sikhs. I seriously doubt they're upset that wedge has some fat in it. And even if they are offended, that's no reason tur ban them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Has anyone tried to milk one of the new fivers rather than beefing about it? Dunno, but I bet Punky's got one wrapped around his chipolata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I like the new meaty fiver. So much so I'd like to Singh its praises. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And even if they are offended, that's no reason tur ban them And Jesus said unto his disciples: "Sikh and you will find......5 quid" Matthew Chapter 7 verse 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: And Jesus said unto his disciples: "Sikh and you will find......5 quid" Matthew Chapter 7 verse 7 Disgusting these racist jokes are sikh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Mark Carney's talk of beefing up the economy isn't exactly going to curry favour with some sections of society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Mark Carney's talk of beefing up the economy isn't exactly going to curry favour with some sections of society Chili Con Carney, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Chili Con Carney, surely? Crap, I should have thought of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Mark Carney's talk of beefing up the economy isn't exactly going to curry favour with some sections of society Veggie nutjob Linda MarkCarney would have been most displeased at the inclusion of animal derivatives in currency. Hubby Paul had loads of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Veggie nutjob Linda MarkCarney would have been most displeased at the inclusion of animal derivatives in currency. Hubby Paul had loads of it. The thing about Linda McUgly's food was that despite not having animal products in them, they were packed with fat and salt. Whatever happened to that gold digging monpod scouse chancer who came afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: The thing about Linda McUgly's food was that despite not having animal products in them, they were packed with fat and salt. Whatever happened to that gold digging monpod scouse chancer who came afterwards? She started harping on about how milk was bad for us and then presumably hopped off into the sunset with Maccas' millions. Oh hang on, she did strictly come dancing too, never watch that shit but I wonder how she would have competed with bipeds. Step step clonk. I think since the divorce she is known as. "Lucky Heather" Edited December 1, 2016 by Eric Cuntman Afterthought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 As far as I'm aware, sikhs eat any meat as long as it's not ceremonosly killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: As far as I'm aware, sikhs eat any meat as long as it's not ceremonosly killed. I think you're right, I know the Sikh chef at our favourite take away knocks up a lovely minced beef samosa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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