Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're usually so stoned you wouldn't know whether you were on a train a bus or a camel. Fuck off. Punky, you dribbling spastic! Been looking at the markets today, or perhaps a bit of golf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're usually so stoned you wouldn't know whether you were on a train a bus or a camel. Fuck off. Is it true that you have got a pet cock and hen and you got arrested when they escaped and you ran after them shouting "catch my cock and pullet"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, Ape said: Punky, you dribbling spastic! Been looking at the markets today, or perhaps a bit of golf? Been trading and mostly analysis today. The Euro now has a short shelf life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Been trading and mostly analysis today. The Euro now has a short shelf life. Uncanny! Did you find time to wash your bottom? It must get in a terrible mess, what with all that bumming you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Uncanny! Did you find time to wash your bottom? It must get in a terrible mess, what with all that bumming you do. You sordid little peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sordid little peasant. Surely you're the sordid one in this case, you horrible little poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Fuck all the northern cunts with their flooded Wendy Houses, and fuck all the hooray Henrys sitting on the roof of an over crowded train hurtling at 5mph into the centre of London. The real victims here are the people of Norfolk. Being on the arse end of nowhere, no one has to travel through us to get anywhere, unless they fancy taking a dip in the sewage infested north sea. Consequently, our transport links are abysmal. We are one of the only counties in England without a motorway, and the rail links are shite. Kings Lynn is a mere 45 miles from Norwich, but if you want to get there by train, you have to take a journey via fucking Peterborough. The roads are nothing better than dirt tracks with a width and girth similar to Witheredscrote's micropenis. but you deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Proof that even God hates northerners. Which sky pixie is this? Pretentious superstitious fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 56 minutes ago, Punkape said: Been trading and mostly analysis today. The Euro now has a short shelf life. The only trading you do is in the form of cum swapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: The only trading you do is in the form of cum swapping. He does a little bit of turd burglaring on the side .. at least he will have a stab at somethings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: He does a little bit of turd burglaring on the side .. at least he will have a stab at somethings. So a bit of inside trading too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: So a bit of inside trading too? He has done some bum trades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: Motorways in Norfolk would destroy the ambience of the place. The roar of the internal combustion engine would drown out the duelling banjos and the grunts and groans of coupling siblings. Norfolk must be twinned with Harwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: He has done some bum trades. I'm sure he'll start seeing an improvement in his receivable turnovers before his fluid account is totally drained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 I've never further north than Islington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Which sky pixie is this? Pretentious superstitious fuckwit. Take your pick Ding, from Buddha to Allah, they all hate you. I am lead to believe it's because all northerner blokes have dirty fingernails and the women have coal in their knickers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You're usually so stoned you wouldn't know whether you were on a train a bus or a camel. Fuck off. Listen Punkers old biscuit. You're letting the side down with these constant jibes, it's ungentlemanly. Show some decorum man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I'm sure he'll start seeing an improvement in his receivable turnovers before his fluid account is totally drained. YUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Say what you like about salt of the earth Northerners, they're nowhere near as cuntish as Eskimos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: Say what you like about salt of the earth Northerners, they're nowhere near as cuntish as Eskimos. Fucking snow monkeys. Giving Robert E. Peary a bad name just because he nicked the meteorite they were using to make harpoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Fucking snow monkeys. Giving Robert E. Peary a bad name just because he nicked the meteorite they were using to make harpoons. Well if it saved a few seals then good on him, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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