colonelkurtz Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 According to the news the continuing dispute betweeen Southern Rail and Rail unions [six of one and half a dozen of the other if you ask me] is becoming intolerable for commuters. Well tough shit you mardarse nancy home county boys and girls . Who give a flying fuck about digital marketers [wtf ?] , publishing sales persons [secretary], software developers [covers just about everything from Super Mario to ICBM launch codes] and the rest of the cunts doing poncy fucking laah dee daah excuses for proper jobs who moan about delays,detrimental effects on their family life,stress and not getting value for money when forking out a few grand for a poxy season ticket.You want the enhanced lifestyle and opportunities that only london can offer so suck it up cunts and while your at it get yourself some proper fucking jobs. Dr Beeching ...what a guy ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 As this nom is about trains can I immediately derail it. Fuck off you miserable northern cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 PEN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: PEN !!! Sshhh you soppy cunt, she's sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sshhh you soppy cunt, she's sleeping Railway sleeper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Does anyone in the south have a clue that there are thousands who can't return to their own homes a full year after the floods in Cumbria? No... They had Cameron visit in his wellies and pay for everything from government funds, for far less people. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 You are a stupid cunt. I think you're jealous that we actually have jobs to go to, unlike you whippet fanciers. I myself dont use public transport as it's fucking shit, and full of poor cunts, but... SE trains are abysmal, utter shite. So shit that various politicians are talking about taking the franchise away from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Does anyone in the south have a clue that there are thousands who can't return to their own homes a full year after the floods in Cumbria? No... They had Cameron visit in his wellies and pay for everything from government funds, for far less people. Fucking cunts. No I didn't have a clue, and more importantly I don't give a flying fuck. Incidentally the weather here is lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 14 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Does anyone in the south have a clue that there are thousands who can't return to their own homes a full year after the floods in Cumbria? Proof that even God hates northerners. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Does anyone in the south have a clue that there are thousands who can't return to their own homes a full year after the floods in Cumbria? No... They had Cameron visit in his wellies and pay for everything from government funds, for far less people. Fucking cunts. It's the same in much of Somerset, in the south west, and parts of East Anglia. London and most of Essex would be underwater if it wasn't for the Thames Barrier. Floods aren't unique to the north. That said, you guys have more classless tattooed slags who are generally easier to pull, so I'll at least grant you that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, deebom said: You are a stupid cunt. I think you're jealous that we actually have jobs to go to, unlike you whippet fanciers. I myself dont use public transport as it's fucking shit, and full of poor cunts, but... SE trains are abysmal, utter shite. So shit that various politicians are talking about taking the franchise away from them. I had to go on the Metro for the first time in years the other day. I got on at Manors, started losing the will to live between Walkergate and Wallsend, had a mental breakdown just as I passed Hadrian Road, and by the time I'd made it to Meadow Well I'd had some sort of spiritual awakening and became the leader of a small cult of other "Lost Ones". It was that bad. Here's a station map to help you out: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Fuck all the northern cunts with their flooded Wendy Houses, and fuck all the hooray Henrys sitting on the roof of an over crowded train hurtling at 5mph into the centre of London. The real victims here are the people of Norfolk. Being on the arse end of nowhere, no one has to travel through us to get anywhere, unless they fancy taking a dip in the sewage infested north sea. Consequently, our transport links are abysmal. We are one of the only counties in England without a motorway, and the rail links are shite. Kings Lynn is a mere 45 miles from Norwich, but if you want to get there by train, you have to take a journey via fucking Peterborough. The roads are nothing better than dirt tracks with a width and girth similar to Witheredscrote's micropenis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Fuck all the northern cunts with their flooded Wendy Houses, and fuck all the hooray Henrys sitting on the roof of an over crowded train hurtling at 5mph into the centre of London. The real victims here are the people of Norfolk. Being on the arse end of nowhere, no one has to travel through us to get anywhere, unless they fancy taking a dip in the sewage infested north sea. Consequently, our transport links are abysmal. We are one of the only counties in England without a motorway, and the rail links are shite. Kings Lynn is a mere 45 miles from Norwich, but if you want to get there by train, you have to take a journey via fucking Peterborough. The roads are nothing better than dirt tracks with a width and girth similar to Witheredscrote's micropenis. This is why Henry Blogg's career in porn never took off Deco. He also caught crabs but hey, we all have to make a living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Fuck all the northern cunts with their flooded Wendy Houses, and fuck all the hooray Henrys sitting on the roof of an over crowded train hurtling at 5mph into the centre of London. The real victims here are the people of Norfolk. Being on the arse end of nowhere, no one has to travel through us to get anywhere, unless they fancy taking a dip in the sewage infested north sea. Consequently, our transport links are abysmal. We are one of the only counties in England without a motorway, and the rail links are shite. Kings Lynn is a mere 45 miles from Norwich, but if you want to get there by train, you have to take a journey via fucking Peterborough. The roads are nothing better than dirt tracks with a width and girth similar to Witheredscrote's micropenis. Savour the isolation before it gets a motorway, becomes urbanised, and the Indians and Chinese start to run the local economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Motorways in Norfolk would destroy the ambience of the place. The roar of the internal combustion engine would drown out the duelling banjos and the grunts and groans of coupling siblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Motorways in Norfolk would destroy the ambience of the place. The roar of the internal combustion engine would drown out the duelling banjos and the grunts and groans of coupling siblings. Many of the UK's most popular dogging sites would also suffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Many of the UK's most popular dogging sites would also suffer. Ideally, a motorway should start somewhere and end somewhere. This would pose a problem in Norfolk with everyone wanting to leave everywhere but nobody wanting to go to anywhere. They could adopt the Oldham by-pass solution It goes from nowhere to nowhere and is permanently congested at both ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Ideally, a motorway should start somewhere and end somewhere. This would pose a problem in Norfolk with everyone wanting to leave everywhere but nobody wanting to go to anywhere. They could adopt the Oldham by-pass solution It goes from nowhere to nowhere and is permanently congested at both ends. They ought to extend the M25 into Norfolk, so that people can bypass the main circular route and get to their destinations more quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: They ought to extend the M25 into Norfolk, so that people can bypass the main circular route and get to their destinations more quickly. As a big Lee Marvin fan, may I quote a song lyric from "Wandering Star" - Do you know where hell is? Yes, fucking Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 30 minutes ago, Manky said: As a big Lee Marvin fan, may I quote a song lyric from "Wandering Star" - Do you know where hell is? Yes, fucking Norfolk. There are exceptions. The perfect day out involves taking dogs to Holkham beach, where you can walk for miles without seeing another soul, and then stopping off at The Real Ale Shop for a keg, while knocking back a couple of pints of delicious ale in the sunshine. http://www.therealaleshop.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 53 minutes ago, Manky said: Ideally, a motorway should start somewhere and end somewhere. This would pose a problem in Norfolk with everyone wanting to leave everywhere but nobody wanting to go to anywhere. They could adopt the Oldham by-pass solution It goes from nowhere to nowhere and is permanently congested at both ends. Didn't 3-2-1 come from Norwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Didn't 3-2-1 come from Norwich? No, that was 6-2-1, done using just one hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: You are a stupid cunt. I think you're jealous that we actually have jobs to go to, unlike you whippet fanciers. I myself dont use public transport as it's fucking shit, and full of poor cunts, but... SE trains are abysmal, utter shite. So shit that various politicians are talking about taking the franchise away from them. You're usually so stoned you wouldn't know whether you were on a train a bus or a camel. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 46 minutes ago, Manky said: As a big Lee Marvin fan, may I quote a song lyric from "Wandering Star" - Do you know where hell is? Yes, fucking Norfolk. Couldn't the bypass lead into The Wash with a sign saying "Cockney Cunts Go This Way"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're usually so stoned you wouldn't know whether you were on a train a bus or a camel. Fuck off. Good Evening Punker's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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