Eddie Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 New years resolutions, same old stupid cunts. Piss heads are giving up the booze, fat cunts will all loose weight and gyms will be full for a week. The silly cunts will genuinely attempt to convince you as they convince themselves that they are really going to do it this time. All will crumble quicker than Bill's new friendly persona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I pity the fool who made this nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 My new years resolution, stop posting shit noms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I am making no New Year's resolution. Mrs Manky said that "You can't improve perfection" although because of her cold it did sound like "Fuck off and die you fat, useless lump of shite" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I'm planning on giving up booze and going down the gym. I'll be content with a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: My new years resolution, stop posting shit noms. Oh, So we've still got another 12 hours of potential bollox to come then. Happy fucking new year to you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I'm going to stop smoking weed and go back to college to get my GCSE's and stop drawing crap pictures to post on the internet. Seriously, you guys, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I'm going to donate half my liver, one of my kidneys and one of my lungs to replace Withers' cancer ravaged organs, in the hope that it keeps him with us for a few more years.... Only joking, I'm going to smother him with a pillow as the cunt refuses to do the decent thing and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I am going to track punkape down and introduce him to my big tall black gay friend Ephraim. He likes middle class white boys, especially from Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I'm going to give up drink driving after narrowly avoiding a collision with a school bus full of kids on the way to work last week, or should I say the bus driver narrowly avoided me. So there you go, there's nothing with being pissed behind the wheel so long as no one else is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 On 12/31/2016 at 6:30 AM, Eddie said: My new years resolution, stop posting shit noms. Any chance you'll include repeat noms Edders? Repeats are a bit spacky and show a remarkable lack of thought and sophistication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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