Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I SWORE that I was going to give up swearing, smoking AND drinking on New Years eve, but then on Sunday, I thought to myself: Fuck it, I've left my fags down the pub. However, I have at lease stopped wiping my arse on her face flannel and removing the crust from my cock with her toothbrush. I'll give those a try for the time being, but wont hold my breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 30 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I SWORE that I was going to give up swearing, smoking AND drinking on New Years eve, but then on Sunday, I thought to myself: Fuck it, I've left my fags down the pub. However, I have at lease stopped wiping my arse on her face flannel and removing the crust from my cock with her toothbrush. I'll give those a try for the time being, but wont hold my breath. Left your fags down the pub? I'm sure Punkers and his friend would have found their way home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Smoke and drink as much as you possibly can. Your death will be a welcome release - for all of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 New Year resolutions are for cunts. Why should people give up things they enjoy or perhaps demonstrate some level of skill and aptitude towards? Much like Lent, all of this giving up of rights and things enjoyed should be restricted to the exceptionally feeble of mind, like Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: However, I have at lease stopped wiping my arse on her face flannel and removing the crust from my cock with her toothbrush. You should show your mother more respect, and move out of her house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Stop smoking train harder and fuk more munters Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Stop smoking train harder and fuk more munters Panzerknacker Yeah! Sweat is fat crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 23 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I SWORE that I was going to give up swearing, smoking AND drinking on New Years eve, but then on Sunday, I thought to myself: Fuck it, I've left my fags down the pub. However, I have at lease stopped wiping my arse on her face flannel and removing the crust from my cock with her toothbrush. I'll give those a try for the time being, but wont hold my breath. Do you watch Mrs. Brown's boys by any chance? I'd wager that you do. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you watch Mrs. Brown's boys by any chance? I'd wager that you do. Fucking idiot. You truly are, very much indeed. A Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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