camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Slippers said: I once met Lesley Garott Who's he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's he? He's from Doncaster I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about comedians? "For racist, homophobic and sexist comedy press 1 for Bernard Manning, if you want to listen to some squeeky voiced Geordie going on about biscuits and her cat press 2 for Sarah Millican, if you want to listen some middle class cunt going on about his kid saying "juice" but sounds like 'Jews' press 3 for Michael McIntyre or if you want some jock who you can't understand because of their accent and early onset Alzheimer's then press 4 for Billy Connolly or press 5 to listen to Helen Keller sing DoingThe Lambeth Walk". Dial M for Mong, to listen to a stupid, boring old slag getting her coat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Dial M for Mong, to listen to a stupid, boring old slag getting her coat. What's it to you, needle prick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 The best 'on hold' music should be that track by Blondie....what the fuck is that called now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 40 minutes ago, Neil said: The best 'on hold' music should be that track by Blondie....what the fuck is that called now? Atomic? I think it’s used at AWE Aldermaston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 30 July 2018 at 7:31 PM, Frank said: It's a very, very poor nomination. Try a little fluidity, you boring fucking cunt. Never mind on hold music Franco, I'd like to "hold" your head for a couple of minutes- under fucking water till your pipe cleaner legs has stop thrashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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