Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 A load of tosh from poofs in the pews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 56 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A load of tosh from poofs in the pews. Fuck off you heathen twat. It is our prayer to the lord and there is no higher authority than him. May his greatness strike you down with loads of lightning bolts and pustules and plagues of lice infest your lady curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: A load of tosh from poofs in the pews. Reported for blasphemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for blasphemy. Reported for recidivist fuckwittery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 27 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Reported for recidivist fuckwittery. Reported for genocide of the Aboriginal people of Australia. Who's got the Ashes cunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Padres don't half bugger about with it though. Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as in heaven. Give us today our daily bread. Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. Save us from the time of trial and deliver us from evil. For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours now and for ever. Amen. What, in the name of buggery-fuck, is that all about then? No wonder they don't get much crowd sing-alongs at their gigs if they keep fucking about with the lyrics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for blasphemy. I'm glad Jesus is dead. Fucking poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 A load of fucking wank that should be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'm glad Jesus is dead. Fucking poof. Faggoty devil worshipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for blasphemy. Reported for being a toffee nosed bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes Marx said: A load of fucking wank that shou!d be banned. The inquisition should be brought back just for heathen cunts like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: The inquisition should be brought back just for heathen cunts like you. Papist arse licker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes Marx said: Papist arse licker. Satanic puppet of Beelzebub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Faggoty devil worshipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: The inquisition should be brought back just for heathen cunts like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 I don't have much fondness of my catholic education, but a friend who was an alter boy was responsible for preparing the communion etc. Not much to it really, count out a load of wafers (hosts), a bit of water in one chalice and some red wine in another. At our last day in school he was preparing everything for mass. He got out his todger and emptied a squirt of urine into the wine. I think we were the only 2 cunts who decided to decline the blood of Christ that funny day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 I think God's a nasty fucking cunt with a massive fuck off chip on his shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: I think God's a nasty fucking cunt with a massive fuck off chip on his shoulder. I think that Punker's is the living proof (or is it Poof) of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm glad Jesus is dead. Fucking poof. Great shredded abdominals though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 God's like the mafia, he also makes you an offer you'd better not refuse save torturing you with fire and brimstone and probably a power tool if he's feeling particularly cruel and fiendishly fucking nasty. I'll see you on the other side you despicable fucking cunt. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Satanic puppet of Beelzebub. At least Beelzebub is up front and honest about being a nasty cunt. I mean you know where you stand with him. The same can't be said for Yahweh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm glad Jesus is dead. Fucking poof. Is he the geezer who loved getting a prick in each hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Padres don't half bugger about with it though. Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as in heaven. Give us today our daily bread. Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. Save us from the time of trial and deliver us from evil. For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours now and for ever. Amen. What, in the name of buggery-fuck, is that all about then? No wonder they don't get much crowd sing-alongs at their gigs if they keep fucking about with the lyrics? 'as we forgive those who sin against us.' Written, clearly, before the birth of Tony Blair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is he the geezer who loved getting a prick in each hand. That's the holy Punkape your thinking of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Fuck yourself Punky...even more mockery of your beloved beliefs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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