Guest Piston Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, ratcum said: We've got these wankers. Dave (his real name) drives a Lotus Cuntbag, and to reinforce the fact that he's a metaphorical spastic, he parks it in the disabled spot! His nob is the size of a clitoris due to roids. Piles make your nob shrink ?! Edited January 27, 2017 by Piston fucking dylsexia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was he blond and said "now then now then"? No, he had a beard said about wanting to tie his kangeroo down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: No, he had had beard said about wanting to tie his kangeroo down. Did he want you to blow on his didgeridoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 20 hours ago, nocti said: During my rather misguided years of going to the gym myself, I was always quite amused at the way the patrons would constantly park their cars as close as they could to the entrance. There were always spaces at the other end of the car park, yet people would scramble for the nearest spots. Ponce around on all the running/rowing machines, lift weights until their eyes pop out of their tiny fucking heads, waltz around to where all the girls are gamboling about like spastics on Sunny Delight, to flex away during their finest Disney Hercules impression, but if they have to walk an extra 50 metres to their car, they are completely and utterly fucked. Stupid wankers. I have noticed the same thing Nocti. I would have thought the stupid cunts got more value for money when they got 1/3 through their "workout" by the time they got to the front door. Most of those cunts don't worry about arm or leg days. They all have jaw days. Pointless cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've got a treadmill, x-trainer and a thing that I don't know what the fuck it does and they are great for hanging clothes up to dry. Me too. You can't beat a nice beach run and return to your laundry dry and ready to fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 This morning I witnessed a right pair of meat-head mongs spending more time entering their exercises and reps into their phones than they did actually working out. Still, not really much point in working out when you can just inject HGH into you. I hope they have a joint heart attack whilst trying to lift their next bottles of WKD Blue, the tipple of choice for the ultra gym faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: This morning I witnessed a right pair of meat-head mongs spending more time entering their exercises and reps into their phones than they did actually working out. Still, not really much point in working out when you can just inject HGH into you. I hope they have a joint heart attack whilst trying to lift their next bottles of WKD Blue, the tipple of choice for the ultra gym faggot Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. The last vestige of a whimpering, AIDS-ravaged, stupid fucking cunt who's done here. Not even an apology to Eric can save you now. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Me too. You can't beat a nice beach run and return to your laundry dry and ready to fold. I try not to run on beaches. I try not to run full stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 On 28/01/2017 at 5:51 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I try not to run on beaches. I try not to run full stop Lying cow, I've seen you when the barman shouts last orders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Gym users, closet homo's everyone of them. Prancing around in their lycra pants like fucking spunky on a rainy weekend. Bollox to 'em the faggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Gym users, closet homo's everyone of them. Prancing around in their lycra pants like fucking spunky on a rainy weekend. Bollox to 'em the faggots Anyway gyms do tend to attract certain type of fukwank thats why I have all my equipment in the back of my van in my role as a personal trainer. .plus I can't be seen in a gym as it would make a mockery my disability benefit entitlement..but key phrase is..a little n often ladies Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 On 28/01/2017 at 11:24 AM, nobgobbler said: Me too. You can't beat a nice beach run and return to your laundry dry and ready to fold. Running? Folding laundry? They do say opposites attract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Anyway gyms do tend to attract certain type of fukwank thats why I have all my equipment in the back of my van in my role as a personal trainer. .plus I can't be seen in a gym as it would make a mockery my disability benefit entitlement..but key phrase is..a little n often ladies Panzerknacker Do you also write 'Panzerknacker' on the back of your van, so people know it's you? WOLFIE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Never mind all that shite. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mbwoGYxKEf8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 On 1/28/2017 at 6:41 AM, Frank said: Idiot. Hi Frank! I've found a little video you will find useful. Just follow along with the presenter, and remember to grease the rope just a little so it closes easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: Running? Folding laundry? They do say opposites attract. Women multi-task! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: Do you also write 'Panzerknacker' on the back of your van, so people know it's you? WOLFIE I can see it now. PANZERKNACKER'S DOGGINMOBILE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Women multi-task! True. But men can also multi-task: we can have sex with one woman – while thinking of another at precisely the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 14 hours ago, Wolfie said: Do you also write 'Panzerknacker' on the back of your van, so people know it's you? WOLFIE No its a plain grey citroën dispatch with a 1.9 Peugeot turbo diesel injection engine innocuous and totally unmemorable. .like myself Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: No its a plain grey citroën dispatch with a 1.9 Peugeot turbo diesel injection engine innocuous and totally unmemorable. .like myself Panzerknacker A French hybrid machine, no less. I strongly suspect it's faster going backwards than forwards. WOLFIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 That would suit my philosophy of being able to get out of trouble quicker than I got into it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: True. But men can also multi-task: we can have sex with one woman – while thinking of another at precisely the same time. Panzycracker's mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 57 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Panzycracker's mum? Haha, yes. Panzy's mum is also a French hybrid, which sadly means she's rude and has a faint moustache, but cooks well and crumbles easily in an argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 20 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Anyway gyms do tend to attract certain type of fukwank thats why I have all my equipment in the back of my van in my role as a personal trainer. .plus I can't be seen in a gym as it would make a mockery my disability benefit entitlement..but key phrase is..a little n often ladies Panzerknacker You fucking disgrace. Disabled personal trainer my arse. Scrounger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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