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Such a cunt rich environment. Let's start with the ones who are so retarded they can only do their programme in one order. If you're on 'their' apparatus the saps just can't cope. Backwards and forwards; they shuffle about like a simple grubs at an obstacle. Fuck off you useless tits.

 

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9 hours ago, ratcum said:

Such a cunt rich environment. Let's start with the ones who are so retarded they can only do their programme in one order. If you're on 'their' apparatus the saps just can't cope. Backwards and forwards; they shuffle about like a simple grubs at an obstacle. Fuck off you useless tits.

 

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Nice.

The cunts who go to the gym once a month, yet write 'gym and keep fit' on a list of hobbies and interests, are cunts too. 

Fucking cunts. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

was he wearing a shell suit and looked as if he was on his way to the gym. I always thought this cunt preferred to travel by train. what a lying, deceitful cunt.

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11 hours ago, ratcum said:

Such a cunt rich environment. Let's start with the ones who are so retarded they can only do their programme in one order. If you're on 'their' apparatus the saps just can't cope. Backwards and forwards; they shuffle about like a simple grubs at an obstacle. Fuck off you useless tits.

 

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Then again if you're supersetting pec dec flys with bench presses and  some pencil-neck, 'once-a-month' cunt leaps onto the apparatus and cranks out his 200 rep, pointless weight set in blissful ignorance to the seething anger directed his way, then the little cunt deserves the hip-checking into the squats rack he is undoubtedly about to get.

Anyway, what about those alpha types that load up the EZ bar for the 'Curls' set they think they are about to do, huff and puff said bar up to 90 degrees with their upper torso and then HURL their body back and forth, convinced they are 'building their guns' when all they are doing is putting an overwhelming ballistic load on their lower back, the cunts

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2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Nice.

The cunts who go to the gym once a month, yet write 'gym and keep fit' on a list of hobbies and interests, are cunts too. 

Fucking cunts. 

They are indeed cunts Bubbly but probably keep quite a few gyms afloat. We should kill them but leave their direct debits running

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Then again if you're supersetting pec dec flys with bench presses and  some pencil-neck, 'once-a-month' cunt leaps onto the apparatus and cranks out his 200 rep, pointless weight set in blissful ignorance to the seething anger directed his way, then the little cunt deserves the hip-checking into the squats rack he is undoubtedly about to get.

Anyway, what about those alpha types that load up the EZ bar for the 'Curls' set they think they are about to do, huff and puff said bar up to 90 degrees with their upper torso and then HURL their body back and forth, convinced they are 'building their guns' when all they are doing is putting an overwhelming ballistic load on their lower back, the cunts

Gym wanker. 

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During my rather misguided years of going to the gym myself, I was always quite amused at the way the patrons would constantly park their cars as close as they could to the entrance. There were always spaces at the other end of the car park, yet people would scramble for the nearest spots. Ponce around on all the running/rowing machines, lift weights until their eyes pop out of their tiny fucking heads, waltz around to where all the girls are gamboling about like spastics on Sunny Delight, to flex away during their finest Disney Hercules impression, but if they have to walk an extra 50 metres to their car, they are completely and utterly fucked. Stupid wankers.

 

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7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Its was 1962 and a man stopped and asked me if I wanted a ride in his big car .. he said that his name was Uncle Jim

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

What a great pity you didn't take him up on his offer.

Judging by the standard of comments she post...?

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6 hours ago, nocti said:

During my rather misguided years of going to the gym myself, I was always quite amused at the way the patrons would constantly park their cars as close as they could to the entrance. There were always spaces at the other end of the car park, yet people would scramble for the nearest spots. Ponce around on all the running/rowing machines, lift weights until their eyes pop out of their tiny fucking heads, waltz around to where all the girls are gamboling about like spastics on Sunny Delight, to flex away during their finest Disney Hercules impression, but if they have to walk an extra 50 metres to their car, they are completely and utterly fucked. Stupid wankers.

 

We've got these wankers. Dave (his real name) drives a Lotus Cuntbag, and to reinforce the fact that he's a metaphorical spastic, he parks it in the disabled spot! His nob is the size of a clitoris due to roids.

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3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've got a treadmill, x-trainer and a thing that I don't know what the fuck it does and they are great for hanging clothes up to dry. 

Get yourself some Tena pants then you won't need so much gym equipment you incontinent old hag.

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6 minutes ago, ratcum said:

We've got these wankers. Dave (his real name) drives a Lotus Cuntbag, and to reinforce the fact that he's a metaphorical spastic, he parks it in the disabled spot! His nob is the size of a clitoris due to roids.

When I used to go to the gym we had this bloke who was on the roids and  he once had his balls removed and a full blood transfusion. He had big muscles but what use are they when you haven't got any balls. 

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4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

When I used to go to the gym we had this bloke who was on the roids and  he once had his balls removed and a full blood transfusion. He had big muscles but what use are they when you haven't got any balls. 

if he was a lezza

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell first Decs now you. What is this "Have a go at a gyppo" day? I've just come out if hospital today. You should be gentle with me. 

Sorry Gypps. Dex can be a total labour supporting, socialist worker cunt sometimes*

(* all the time really.)

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I think he's Nigerian
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