Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that what you dial in America when you're being murdered? raped and buggered as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that what you dial in America when you're being murdered? Or attacked by Bigfoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: raped and buggered as well. Or all three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Or attacked by Bigfoot. So he saw a big (possibly black) man dressed in black,in the dark. Yes,that will the mythological Bigfoot then. I bet this same cunt will be abducted by aliens next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or all three I certainly hope not, how would one find the time to dial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 More evidence these air shows should be banned: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 44 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: More evidence these air shows should be banned: Suicide bomber cunts are everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 35 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Suicide bomber cunts are everywhere. Punkie is more of a suicide bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: More evidence these air shows should be banned: 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Suicide bomber cunts are everywhere. Fucking good at disguise now aren't they, these fuckin A-rabs... can't trust anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The only airshow I've seen cancelled for 2017 due to the terrorist threat is the Great Yarmouth airshow. Last year airshows were cancelled because of Shoreham 'n' that. Pick a timely, current excuse. Oddly enough Great Yarmouth's fireworks on the beach are still going ahead on the 19th of June, which is when the airshow was penciled in for. Terrorists clearly don't think a bunch of cunts standing around on the beach watching fireworks are as worthy a target as a bunch of cunts watching aeroplanes on the exact same beach. The simple truth is, post Shoreham a lot of these piss-poor airshows will go the way of the Dodo. The Duxfords and RIATs of this world will survive, but the smaller shows will suffer if they aren't properly organised. Airshows that clog up local infrastructure, have terrible parking policies and are organised like giant village fetes deserve to die. The RAF have killed off the Chinook display, the Hawk T2 demo, the King Air display team and the Tutor display. Even the crappy airshows could usually procure two of these displays. Shoreham has been something of a lucky excuse, as historic fast jet operators have dwindled in the UK in the last decade anyway. There is nobody operating a Canberra, Meteor or Hunter (for obvious reasons) any more. Ok, you could argue that Martin Baker occasionally operate a Meteor for research flights, and there is one or two companies with a Hunter here and a Buccaneer there that are technically on the RAF payroll, but nothing of that sort is being operated commonly in the civilian field for display purposes. The Vulcan is grounded and heading to the scrapyard due to a complex mix of vanity, mismanagement and lack of creativity on the part of the operators. What is left? The Sea Vixen can only put in appearances in the South, and the RNHF Sea Hawk appears to have gone into storage. The Battle of Britain Memorial Flight operate aircraft that can only fly in good weather and a Lancaster that is currently in for a major service but only made around 60% of its scheduled appearances when it was in good condition. A few Jet Provosts (boring), Foland Gnats (small, dangerous and mostly boring)... not much! Plastic prop aircraft performing the same aerobatics over and over again, the occasional Pitts Special or Stearman, the occasional private Spitfire, the Catalina... same old same old. The Civil Aviation Authority seem to treat operators of some types of historic aircraft as little more than a nuisance that gets in the way of the day job. Annoying that post-Shoreham you wind up watching aircraft displaying half a mile away, with some gibbering cunt talking all over the engine noise. Given that one of the early findings of the Shoreham investigation was time-expired cartridges in use, perhaps the CAA have a point though! Ancient jets that had a patchy service record when under 24/7 care of the RAF, in civilian hands and maintained by old men with spanners, flown by old men with slow reactions and underlying medical conditions. Some how these cunts pass their medical. Must be a brown envelope job. Fucking hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) What fucking terrorist attacks? There hasn't been that many, anyone would think we're living during the fucking blitz where they bombed every night for fucking years on end. Then there might be a case for shitting your pants and hiding under the kitchen table, Deleted Edited February 3, 2017 by Gong Farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fear spread by tne government through its lackey press and media. We were under greater threat throughout the 1970s from some of our Irish cousins and things were not cancelled. It is a fucking excuse to not spend much needed money on our police force. Shysters and liars make up most of our political class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Noakes said: Fear spread by tne government through its lackey press and media. We were under greater threat throughout the 1970s from some of our Irish cousins and things were not cancelled. It is a fucking excuse to not spend much needed money on our police force. Shysters and liars make up most of our political class. The fear mongering propaganda only works on the gullible thick and hard of understanding. Action, reaction, solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The only airshow I've seen cancelled for 2017 due to the terrorist threat is the Great Yarmouth airshow. Last year airshows were cancelled because of Shoreham 'n' that. Pick a timely, current excuse. Oddly enough Great Yarmouth's fireworks on the beach are still going ahead on the 19th of June, which is when the airshow was penciled in for. Terrorists clearly don't think a bunch of cunts standing around on the beach watching fireworks are as worthy a target as a bunch of cunts watching aeroplanes on the exact same beach. The simple truth is, post Shoreham a lot of these piss-poor airshows will go the way of the Dodo. The Duxfords and RIATs of this world will survive, but the smaller shows will suffer if they aren't properly organised. Airshows that clog up local infrastructure, have terrible parking policies and are organised like giant village fetes deserve to die. The RAF have killed off the Chinook display, the Hawk T2 demo, the King Air display team and the Tutor display. Even the crappy airshows could usually procure two of these displays. Shoreham has been something of a lucky excuse, as historic fast jet operators have dwindled in the UK in the last decade anyway. There is nobody operating a Canberra, Meteor or Hunter (for obvious reasons) any more. Ok, you could argue that Martin Baker occasionally operate a Meteor for research flights, and there is one or two companies with a Hunter here and a Buccaneer there that are technically on the RAF payroll, but nothing of that sort is being operated commonly in the civilian field for display purposes. The Vulcan is grounded and heading to the scrapyard due to a complex mix of vanity, mismanagement and lack of creativity on the part of the operators. What is left? The Sea Vixen can only put in appearances in the South, and the RNHF Sea Hawk appears to have gone into storage. The Battle of Britain Memorial Flight operate aircraft that can only fly in good weather and a Lancaster that is currently in for a major service but only made around 60% of its scheduled appearances when it was in good condition. A few Jet Provosts (boring), Foland Gnats (small, dangerous and mostly boring)... not much! Plastic prop aircraft performing the same aerobatics over and over again, the occasional Pitts Special or Stearman, the occasional private Spitfire, the Catalina... same old same old. The Civil Aviation Authority seem to treat operators of some types of historic aircraft as little more than a nuisance that gets in the way of the day job. Annoying that post-Shoreham you wind up watching aircraft displaying half a mile away, with some gibbering cunt talking all over the engine noise. Given that one of the early findings of the Shoreham investigation was time-expired cartridges in use, perhaps the CAA have a point though! Ancient jets that had a patchy service record when under 24/7 care of the RAF, in civilian hands and maintained by old men with spanners, flown by old men with slow reactions and underlying medical conditions. Some how these cunts pass their medical. Must be a brown envelope job. Fuck me, you should get together with my father in law and we could send you out to ISIS and bore the cunts to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: More evidence these air shows should be banned: Brilliant! "Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? NO, it's Superland!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking good at disguise now aren't they, these fuckin A-rabs... can't trust anything... Must check out my pet seagulls for swan vesta jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Must check out my pet seagulls for swan vesta jackets. My homing pigeons are being searched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 18 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The only airshow I've seen cancelled for 2017 due to the terrorist threat is the Great Yarmouth airshow. Last year airshows were cancelled because of Shoreham 'n' that. Pick a timely, current excuse. Oddly enough Great Yarmouth's fireworks on the beach are still going ahead on the 19th of June, which is when the airshow was penciled in for. Terrorists clearly don't think a bunch of cunts standing around on the beach watching fireworks are as worthy a target as a bunch of cunts watching aeroplanes on the exact same beach. The simple truth is, post Shoreham a lot of these piss-poor airshows will go the way of the Dodo. The Duxfords and RIATs of this world will survive, but the smaller shows will suffer if they aren't properly organised. Airshows that clog up local infrastructure, have terrible parking policies and are organised like giant village fetes deserve to die. The RAF have killed off the Chinook display, the Hawk T2 demo, the King Air display team and the Tutor display. Even the crappy airshows could usually procure two of these displays. Shoreham has been something of a lucky excuse, as historic fast jet operators have dwindled in the UK in the last decade anyway. There is nobody operating a Canberra, Meteor or Hunter (for obvious reasons) any more. Ok, you could argue that Martin Baker occasionally operate a Meteor for research flights, and there is one or two companies with a Hunter here and a Buccaneer there that are technically on the RAF payroll, but nothing of that sort is being operated commonly in the civilian field for display purposes. The Vulcan is grounded and heading to the scrapyard due to a complex mix of vanity, mismanagement and lack of creativity on the part of the operators. What is left? The Sea Vixen can only put in appearances in the South, and the RNHF Sea Hawk appears to have gone into storage. The Battle of Britain Memorial Flight operate aircraft that can only fly in good weather and a Lancaster that is currently in for a major service but only made around 60% of its scheduled appearances when it was in good condition. A few Jet Provosts (boring), Foland Gnats (small, dangerous and mostly boring)... not much! Plastic prop aircraft performing the same aerobatics over and over again, the occasional Pitts Special or Stearman, the occasional private Spitfire, the Catalina... same old same old. The Civil Aviation Authority seem to treat operators of some types of historic aircraft as little more than a nuisance that gets in the way of the day job. Annoying that post-Shoreham you wind up watching aircraft displaying half a mile away, with some gibbering cunt talking all over the engine noise. Given that one of the early findings of the Shoreham investigation was time-expired cartridges in use, perhaps the CAA have a point though! Ancient jets that had a patchy service record when under 24/7 care of the RAF, in civilian hands and maintained by old men with spanners, flown by old men with slow reactions and underlying medical conditions. Some how these cunts pass their medical. Must be a brown envelope job. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 7 hours ago, Bubba C said: Cunt. 'Sup, Bubkins? Who pissed in your leak soup you thieving, coal-mining taff cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: 'Sup, Bubkins? Who pissed in your leak soup you thieving, coal-mining taff cunt? "Leak"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: "Leak"? I don't know how you spell it. I was raised on proper food, not whatever was growing in the ditches and hedgerows adjacent to the humble workers cottage my abusive parents raised me in a shed behind. Taff cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I don't know how you spell it. I was raised on proper food, not whatever was growing in the ditches and hedgerows adjacent to the humble workers cottage my abusive parents raised me in a shed behind. Taff cunt. Dan, I don't care much to become embroiled in a tête-à-tête with CC's most verbose bore, but I will leave you to ponder this - I wasn't raised on a diet of potato waffles, battered mars-bars and heroin leftovers, but I can still spell each item on your childhood nourishment list. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I don't know how you spell it. I was raised on proper food, not whatever was growing in the ditches and hedgerows adjacent to the humble workers cottage my abusive parents raised me in a shed behind. Taff cunt. Out of likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Dan, I don't care much to become embroiled in a tête-à-tête with CC's most verbose bore, but I will leave you to ponder this - I wasn't raised on a diet of potato waffles, battered mars-bars and heroin leftovers, but I can still spell each item on your childhood nourishment list. Idiot. Out of likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I wasn't raised on a diet of potato waffles, battered mars-bars and heroin leftovers.. Then you've never lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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