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15 minutes ago, Noakes said:

And there were many of us on here thinking that it was only football that is a poofs and irons game.

Any game that entails sharing a bath with other men would seem questionable. 

Particularly so if you do it after a game of golf........'lol'

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Being a referee I can generally tolerate. Being gay, well as long as he keeps his mincing shit stabbing activities to himself and his kind, fair dos. But fucking Welsh, the cunting, fucking fuckstain. He should kill himself mortally.

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18 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Being a referee I can generally tolerate. Being gay, well as long as he keeps his mincing shit stabbing activities to himself and his kind, fair dos. But fucking Welsh, the cunting, fucking fuckstain. He should kill himself mortally.

Kill himself mortally? Is that opposed to killing himself imortally? 

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Rugby is without doubt the gayest sport ever invented by man. Gigantic square headed men who get pleasure out of being in scrums (hugging) with other huge men in tight tops and shorts. They spend over an hour running around in circles grappling each other by the groins and grunting in perverse glee. If that wasn't bad enough, they then all jump into a communal bath at the end of a match and play hide the soap.

Disgusting fucking pigs.

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7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Rugby is without doubt the gayest sport ever invented by man. Gigantic square headed men who get pleasure out of being in scrums (hugging) with other huge men in tight tops and shorts. They spend over an hour running around in circles grappling each other by the groins and grunting in perverse glee. If that wasn't bad enough, they then all jump into a communal bath at the end of a match and play hide the soap.

Disgusting fucking pigs.

This goes some way to explaining why Scotland is so shit at rugby.

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7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Rugby is without doubt the gayest sport ever invented by man. Gigantic square headed men who get pleasure out of being in scrums (hugging) with other huge men in tight tops and shorts. They spend over an hour running around in circles grappling each other by the groins and grunting in perverse glee. If that wasn't bad enough, they then all jump into a communal bath at the end of a match and play hide the soap.

Disgusting fucking pigs.

Fucking excellent.

Do you fancy an after-dinner speaking engagement at our next rugby club do?

I can promise you a night to remember...for a short while at least.

RSVP

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8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

This goes some way to explaining why Scotland is so shit at rugby.

I've never understood how the French have such a decent team. They're all stunted, scrawny cowards with an aversion to any sort physical combat or contact. Plus they're trampy, stinking cunts with a perverse fear of soap and baths, communal or otherwise.

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26 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've never understood how the French have such a decent team. They're all stunted, scrawny cowards with an aversion to any sort physical combat or contact. Plus they're trampy, stinking cunts with a perverse fear of soap and baths, communal or otherwise.

The modern game isn't just about going forwards; it involves manoeuvering in all directions, including travelling backwards with great speed and skill. 

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On Monday, February 06, 2017 at 8:27 AM, Noakes said:

And there were many of us on here thinking that it was only football that is a poofs and irons game.

Football is a game for poofs and irons but you've got to admire Jermaine Defoe for his selfless act of making Bradleys day. A top representation of how a footballer should conduct themselves.

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On 08/02/2017 at 6:31 PM, Decimus said:

Rugby is without doubt the gayest sport ever invented by man. Gigantic square headed men who get pleasure out of being in scrums (hugging) with other huge men in tight tops and shorts. They spend over an hour running around in circles grappling each other by the groins and grunting in perverse glee. If that wasn't bad enough, they then all jump into a communal bath at the end of a match and play hide the soap.

Disgusting fucking pigs.

You missed the bit about mud-wrestling and getting as dirty as possible...

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On 08/02/2017 at 7:20 PM, Wolfie said:

The modern game isn't just about going forwards; it involves manoeuvering in all directions, including travelling backwards with great speed and skill. 

It's mainly the sideways, backwards, and throwing the ball to someone else that suits the french mentality.. it wasn't me/it's not mine Herr Obergrummpenfurher...

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