Ape™️ Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 You dunces will no doubt have to "Google" this (with the obvious exception of 'Baws), but basically it's an "app" that allows you to specify "If This Then That" scenarios. So, for example, you can allow it to turn up your heating if it's cold outside (if you happen to have Hive and Amazon Alexa - around £400). All very clever, but I'm sure humanity will survive without such levels of stupidity. I have one more thing to say - Flid Life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 It may be possible to instigate an oral flush, should Quincy shite in your mouth without warning. This is one of the very few benifits of this technology, as I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 No doubt Piston will look at your abbreviation and automatically conclude that it is a Latin phrase that he can incorporate to his endless repetition of Q.E.D, the anorak cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: No doubt Piston will look at your abbreviation and automatically conclude that it is a Latin phrase that he can incorporate to his endless repetition of Q.E.D, the anorak cunt. It's a given. He's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Is it not the sound a fanny makes when you pull your meat out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Is it not the sound a fanny makes when you pull your meat out? That's more of a ffffthhthhlurrrrrrwuhwuhwuhgh, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Noakes said: That's more of a ffffthhthhlurrrrrrwuhwuhwuhgh, isn't it? In Punkies case its more of a "PLOP!" when he withdraws from his boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 I look forward to the day when a major solar flare knocks out the power for a few months, and all these precious connected cunts with their Fitbits linked to their NEST and their Alexa plugged into their Twitter feeds are rudely thrust back into the real world where survival of the fittest is the order of the day. "I think I'll take all your food and fuck your girlfriend now, Tarquin, any objections?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I look forward to the day when a major solar flare knocks out the power for a few months, and all these precious connected cunts with their Fitbits linked to their NEST and their Alexa plugged into their Twitter feeds are rudely thrust back into the real world where survival of the fittest is the order of the day. "I think I'll take all your food and fuck your girlfriend now, Tarquin, any objections?" Alexa and Cortana will lick each other out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Alexa and Cortana will lick each other out I'd fuck Alexa, but I'd be thinking about Siri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd fuck Alexa, but I'd be thinking about Siri. 51 minutes ago, ratcum said: Alexa and Cortana will lick each other out Fucking hell, is this Snog, Marry, Avoid of the soulless tech-voices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 14 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell, is this Snog, Marry, Avoid of the soulless tech-voices? multi cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 14 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell, is this Snog, Marry, Avoid of the soulless tech-voices? She might be a little older than the know-it-all geniuses mentioned but Microsoft Mary won't hesitate to recommend some of the most sexually deviant activities known to man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: multi cunt dumb cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: multi cunt 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: dumb cunt It looks like you're having an argument about "cunts". Would you like me to Google that for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It looks like you're having an argument about "cunts". Would you like me to Google that for you? the wizard cunt (in all his devilish forms) should be gassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It looks like you're having an argument about "cunts". Would you like me to Google that for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 18 hours ago, Noakes said: That's more of a ffffthhthhlurrrrrrwuhwuhwuhgh, isn't it? You truly are a master of Onomatopoeia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 19 hours ago, Decimus said: No doubt Piston will look at your abbreviation and automatically conclude that it is a Latin phrase that he can incorporate to his endless repetition of Q.E.D, the anorak cunt. Biggus Dickus has a wife you know, her name is Incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 20 hours ago, Ape said: You dunces will no doubt have to "Google" this (with the obvious exception of 'Baws), but basically it's an "app" that allows you to specify "If This Then That" scenarios. So, for example, you can allow it to turn up your heating if it's cold outside (if you happen to have Hive and Amazon Alexa - around £400). All very clever, but I'm sure humanity will survive without such levels of stupidity. I have one more thing to say - Flid Life! What do you call a young spacker who is fond of white chocolate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you call a young spacker who is fond of white chocolate? Milky bar flid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you call a young spacker who is fond of white chocolate? I knew if I waited long enough this one would roll round again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 Just now, Noakes said: Milky bar flid? Correct. You win a complimentary 'shite In the mouth', Quincy will be round in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you call a young spacker who is fond of white chocolate? Good one Eric. I offer, for your perusal - what's a flids preferred lightweight rain protection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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