Bubba C Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Marketed by tossers, to tossers, with every northern shit hole probably having a treat in the form of some disgusting bottle-ready batter mix. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 @DingTheRioja please give up breathing for Lent. Failing that, Don't log onto CC until it's over. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Marketed by tossers, to tossers, with every northern shit hole probably having a treat in the form of some disgusting bottle-ready batter mix. I might ordinarily have risked a reference to the battered pissflaps of a distaff relative of a fellow member, but such a reference now lies stillborn on my tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I might ordinarily have risked a reference to the battered pissflaps of a distaff relative of a fellow member, but such a reference now lies stillborn on my tongue. They got to you in the cooler, didn't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: They got to you in the cooler, didn't they? On the plus side, with nothing else to do, I managed to beat my previous record of 38 year's standing for the most number of wanks in a weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, with nothing else to do, I managed to beat my previous record of 38 year's standing for the most number of wanks in a weekend. I wonder if you got close to niel's record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I wonder if you got close to niel's record? I was popping out dust after no 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I wonder if you got close to niel's record? Isn't 38 just warm-ups for Neil? @Decimus remember when you turn on the gas to make your pancakes, please forget to light it for half an hour or so...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I was popping out dust after no 17 I find it all gets a bit bruised and sore after 12. Also ends up like wrestling with a wet rolled up flannel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Isn't 38 just warm-ups for Neil? @Decimus remember when you turn on the gas to make your pancakes, please forget to light it for half an hour or so...? Ding, please stop name dropping me in every single one of your posts. It's getting embarrassing now. Thanks x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, please stop name dropping me in every single one of your posts. It's getting embarrassing now. Thanks x I've name dropped you in, oh, maybe 3 posts in the last two weeks? But you've mentioned me at least 3 times a day....you useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: I've name dropped you in, oh, maybe 3 posts in the last two weeks? But you've mentioned me at least 3 times a day....you useless cunt. Irony, another one of the many facets of humour that Ding doesn't understand. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Marketed by tossers, to tossers, with every northern shit hole probably having a treat in the form of some disgusting bottle-ready batter mix. Fuck off. Sorry to drag this back on topic away from the important issues of record book wanking sessions and the inevitable, but necessary, slagging of ding, but pancake day is not a cunt. Agreed, the ready made mixtures are and the northern peasants who are too lazy to use the milk, eggs and flour every household always had in stock. My kids have just pissed themselves watching their inept dad flipping and breaking every cunting one. They were bloody nice though with black current jam. Fuck off bubba you 'wrong side of offas dyke' dwelling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 35 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Isn't 38 just warm-ups for Neil? @Decimus remember when you turn on the gas to make your pancakes, please forget to light it for half an hour or so...? Thanks to his webbed appendages brought about by a couple of generations of limited gene mixing, they call him 'pancake hands'. It's why he hates Shrove Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I've name dropped you in, oh, maybe 3 posts in the last two weeks? But you've mentioned me at least 3 times a day....you useless cunt. I'd like to drop you pair of cunts. From a chinook into the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Thanks to his webbed appendages brought about by a couple of generations of limited gene mixing, they call him 'pancake hands'. It's why he hates Shrove Tuesday. Drew, I can imagine you silently seething over my recent comments towards you. Sobbing hard as you furiously masturbate over a picture of a 'Childline' Esther Rantzen poster, screaming "Who will save the children, somebody please save the fucking children!" Fuck off, Pudsey cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, with nothing else to do, I managed to beat my previous record of 38 year's standing for the most number of wanks in a weekend. I normally conduct mine whilst sitting down. Come back, MikefuckingD, all is forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 35 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I've name dropped you in, oh, maybe 3 posts in the last two weeks? But you've mentioned me at least 3 times a day....you useless cunt. I've reported you for not making a single on-topic post, and stop bullying Decs, you autistic faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've reported you for not making a single on-topic post, and stop bullying Decs, you autistic faggot. How shit of you. I mentioned pancakes earlier. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've reported you for not making a single on-topic post, and stop bullying Decs, you autistic faggot. When I sleep, I have a recurring nightmare. A dilapidated, anthropomorphic caravan, emblazoned with racist paraphernalia chases me through the streets of a northern shanty town. I can hear heavy breathing as it gains on me, and the rumble of its engine sounds uncannily like Geoffrey Boycott screaming "Eh up, it's me, Ding, giz a kiss ya big titted slag. I'm fookin' gorgeous me, like a young fookin' Burt Reynolds". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Irony, another one of the many facets of humour that Ding doesn't understand. Idiot. That was irony was it? Looked more like shit to me, like everything you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, with nothing else to do, I managed to beat my previous record of 38 year's standing for the most number of wanks in a weekend. That sounds like a direct challenge to Niel, Baws! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: When I sleep, I have a recurring nightmare. A dilapidated, anthropomorphic caravan, emblazoned with racist paraphernalia chases me through the streets of a northern shanty town. I can hear heavy breathing as it gains on me, and the rumble of its engine sounds uncannily like Geoffrey Boycott screaming "Eh up, it's me, Ding, giz a kiss ya big titted slag. I'm fookin' gorgeous me, like a young fookin' Burt Reynolds". A caravan with an engine?? Do you have much experience of the world outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A caravan with an engine?? Do you have much experience of the world outside? Yes, because that was the least realistic part of my analogy. Boy have I got egg on my face now. Just out of interest, what branch of Kwik Fit do you clean floors at? I could do with a comprehensive education on motor vehicles. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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